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  1. zombiewizardhawk

    Toodles

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  2. zombiewizardhawk

    Toodles

    I've actually considered doing this several times over the past few years although maybe not precisely as you describe it. Well, lets see. I don't qualify for financial aid so that makes getting a degree rather expensive. I have a retarded warrant in NC so I can't get any job that does a...
  3. zombiewizardhawk

    Toodles

    Lol u mad for some reason? I don't even know who you are so clearly you weren't including in the group that I was saying bye to. Maybe that's why you're so butthurt?
  4. zombiewizardhawk

    Toodles

    What does that even mean, seriously? Lol, it's like all the people who try to tell someone who is "depressed" (i use quotes because everyone has shitty days) to "suck it up and deal with it". How does "manning up" have anything to do with me gambling away all my money, or anything else? What...
  5. zombiewizardhawk

    Toodles

    I suppose I can go ahead and break it down. Gambled away my rent money and a bunch more (again, altho it's been a while since I actually gambled away my rent money instead of just spending money, i've done it a lot of times in the past). Pretty much tired of going nowhere in life. I made...
  6. zombiewizardhawk

    Toodles

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  7. zombiewizardhawk

    Toodles

    Just wanted to post to say goodbye to everyone (not that anyone cares). Made some poor choices and dug myself in to a hole I can't dig out of this time. Been lurking and/or posting since ~2002. You guys have given me lots of laughs over the years, hopefully i've entertained a few of you...
  8. zombiewizardhawk

    League Of Legends

    I've done this a few times but I absolutely refuse to any more. The three times this season that I gave up my 2nd/3rd pick which would've let me take mid (one of my better lanes) so that the last pick could mid like they were begging for, they proceeded to get absolutely shit on in the lane...
  9. zombiewizardhawk

    Lumie was right

    Raw WHITE onions are not so great, but who the fuck would sautee red onions? Get that shit out of here.
  10. zombiewizardhawk

    League Of Legends

    To the people who say that trolls aren't as bad as people make them out to be in bronze/silver (probably low gold too), it's probably just a direct correlation to you not playing enough games to see them. Much like how you can go on a 10+ game win streak, you can play 10-15 games without...
  11. zombiewizardhawk

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    Am I the only one who took Hoss' post as a jab at Arizona and not seriously?
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    Get Hard - Will Ferrell and Kevin Hart

    Most of the Will Ferrell movies that I don't enjoy are due to the other people and not due to Ferrell. Land of the Lost, Blades of Glory, Step Brothers are 3 of my least favorites but I still laughed at most of Ferrell's parts.
  13. zombiewizardhawk

    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    I'm conflicted on whether or not I want to be an asshole (which almost never happens)...
  14. zombiewizardhawk

    Indiana...Religious Freedom eh? *sigh*

    On a seperate note, I like all the retards in here raging against religion claiming it's not fair for "religious nutjobs" to force their beliefs on anyone else while simultaneously wanting THEIR views shit down everyone else's throats because "lolz i'm right cause i'm anti-religion, my thoughts...
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    Indiana...Religious Freedom eh? *sigh*

    So true. On the other hand, why the fuck is it so important that people be able to force their way into a business or anywhere else (physical space or otherwise) where they are not wanted and/or have nothing in common with people and have no purpose there (other than to be the dickhead in the...
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    MMA Thread

    I have to say... that's probably a shittier call than anything i've ever seen called or not-called in any other professional sport, ever.
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    The Metal Thread

    Yes, he had such a christian upbringing into the realm of hardcore rap that only talks about killing people, fucking hoes, selling/doing drugs, killing more people, fucking more hoes and selling/doing more drugs. Oh, and then killing some people cause you gotta rep yo set. Such Christian, many...
  18. zombiewizardhawk

    Cities: Skylines

    Yeah my city is only at 16k at the moment but I had a nice big oil reserve on the other side of some water, so I built a bridge over and set up a huge oil industry zone (probably started setting it up around 7k population or whenever it is that oil industry unlocks), then at about 14k population...
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    Cities: Skylines

    I don't understand this complaint... What's stopping you from building a city in a "real world city" style? It seems just as silly as the tards who claim that Elder Scrolls games are ruined because fast travel removes any sense of immersion or size to the world. Nobody and nothing forces you...
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    League Of Legends

    Yeah Corki is very hard to play well and if you aren't good at him you will feed extremely hard.
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    Planet Fitness loves trannys

    One admits that they just like to pretend to be girls and the other swears up and down that they are, in fact, girls (despite them both having penile units)?
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    TR3N

    A million times this. I don't have a huge problem when it actually fits into the title in some way, but holy shit that's bad.
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    Avengers: Age of Ultron

    It's hard to tell if it's a joke post because it lacked any sense of humor or funny-factor just like every other british attempt at comedy.
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    The average flaccid penis is 3.61", the average erect penis is 5.16"

    So...... I might have tried to measure my girth with one of those metal tape measures that you pull out of the square case that can slingshot back in to it when you release the locking mechanism...
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    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    So I take back my complaints about DPS queue times. I only had to do 3 normals to get myself to 610 and start running heroics. Did 2 or 3 heroics yesterday and (unless it was just cause less dps online on monday night) my queues were only 15ish minutes, the longest was 22 and even then it was...
  26. zombiewizardhawk

    League Of Legends

    Yeah Ryze was the one I started using to climb from B3 to S1 and I wasn't stuck in bronze at the end of s3 if you would actually read my posts. Almost hit gold, like I said, was 96 LP the day season ended, didn't have enough time to get those last 4 or 5 games in. Ok, 34 wins more than...
  27. zombiewizardhawk

    League Of Legends

    Yeah i'm totally lying. I wish you could pull up records in previous seasons so you could check my s3 win/loss but you can't so oh well, keep thinking i'm just a lying retard scrub. I was at 92 LP in silver 1 when season 3 ended and I had +76 wins (most of those came before the jump from b1 to...
  28. zombiewizardhawk

    League Of Legends

    When I was stuck in bronze I had 50 wins more than losses and was still in bronze 1. If that's not called being stuck then I don't know what is, considering I would've had to have an 85% winrate to reach gold 1, let alone plat/diamond, with the way it was going. I still remember when I finally...
  29. zombiewizardhawk

    League Of Legends

    So i've been riding Karthus hard last week or so, 25 games on him now (was at 79.8% winrate or something with 24, and won the 25th, so like... 21/4? something like that). He's just so much fun and people seem to genuinely have no idea how to play against him. It's been fantastic because a lot...
  30. zombiewizardhawk

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Which still leaves me where I said I was originally, waiting on a second long-ass queue to pop after already waiting for one and thus not being able to do a dungeon for the day because a healer/tank decided to troll some randoms =/.
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    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Have you tried waiting for a group to refill when it's missing the tank and the healer? If it was just one person missing I could see waiting but at least last time I played if you lost both you were in for a long boring wait (healer joins, sees no tank, leaves... tank joins, sees only 2 dps...
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    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    I was actually having fun since I resubbed and then tonight I got a slap in the face that reminded me one of the reasons I stopped playing so fast after I came back for Cataclysm. 48 minutes in dungeon finder, get my pop, tank healer and a dps all 3 instantly leave the dungeon. Bye bye 48...
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    League Of Legends

    I played a game a couple weeks ago against a team that took 4 smites and all got stalkers...
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    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    Considering all the fuss over Deflategate and all the rampant bullshit about how the ball guy was a master saboteur who deflated all their balls in his 90 second piss break caught on video, Dez is guilty. Permanent ban from NFL now plz, kthx. Evidence is not necessary.
  35. zombiewizardhawk

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    To be fair, the 49ers mistake was cutting Smith for Krapernick in the first place, it wouldn't matter if they were paying him 6 figures instead of 7/8 whatever he's getting. Everyone says how much better he is than Smith but don't forget that the Smith everyone loves to hate was like 7/2 when...
  36. zombiewizardhawk

    Diablo 3 - Reaper of Souls

    I put over 1500 hours into PoE without buying a single stash tab and didn't suffer because of it once...
  37. zombiewizardhawk

    Weather

    Well, it's not a straight mustache, it's a goatee or a terrible beard depending on how lazy I get with shaving.
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    Success Kid - Stories of Trivial Triumphs

    How is this different from the pickle tickle thread? Rickshaw.jpg
  39. zombiewizardhawk

    Weather

    Yeah that's what I was dealing with on Saturday night and all day Sunday except it wasn't 9 degrees, it was anywhere from -10 to 0 (wind chill between -20 and -35, fun). Apparantly we're getting more of this crap on Thursday and Friday too, with more record colds looking to be broken like the...
  40. zombiewizardhawk

    50 Shades of Awesome

    Chances of picking up some chick on the way out of the theater if I go watch this movie? If odds are good then I might be spending a lot of money on tickets over the next few weeks...