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  1. Slaanesh69

    Dysmantle (Steam Early Access)

    Interdasting. I am immediately intrigued. I have added it to my wishlist. Sounds like my cup of tea. Any co-op in future plans? Is it ever on sale?
  2. Slaanesh69

    Last Epoch

    Man I am an original backer for this game, sounds like it is coming along decent. I haven't played since most of the mobs were just black/purple blobs of goo lol. Edit - yeah I was FIRST in the thread lololol. I need to reinstall!
  3. Slaanesh69

    Grim Dawn

    I really need to play this again. I always played it like I played Titan Quest, just picking skills I like. I played from release and I don't think I ever made it to the end of the second difficulty. I should approach it like PoE and, as all you guys suggested, actually look up a build. I am...
  4. Slaanesh69

    Path of Exile

    Hmm I have that lab enchant on a set of decent boots. So I just did an A4 Sirus fight. I can't seem to recall the carpet bomb meteors that fall into the arena without any kind of visual or auditory warning, and they killed me 4 times. I spent most of that fight trying to see if there was an...
  5. Slaanesh69

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    God damn school pics in the 50s and 60s were awesome. Look at these fucking guys. I grew up in the 70s, and we all looked like this:
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Okay I thought it was just me being weird, but the first thing I thought was "what the fuck did they cut that with, a dull bread knife?" Phew, I am not the only one. Sorry, GiS for I'm Not The Only One is this clearly heterosexual male. Must be a popular song that me and the old guys like me...
  7. Slaanesh69

    Path of Exile

    The build I folllowed for Inq BV/BB used said ES leech, but I have neither the gear, nor the cluster jewels. I tried farming Atziri with my frags this aft for a Doryani's catalyst for an offhand for the ele leech since I have all phys converted to lightning and fire. Will just buy one for the...
  8. Slaanesh69

    Path of Exile

    Speaking of Harvest, those yellow devourers are pretty rapey too - I haven't been able to find their base damage but I am assuming lightning or chaos. Nasty stuff T14+. I stopped doing them for now. I know, all this is old news but the Noob just came back, and this thread has been pretty...
  9. Slaanesh69

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Dear Diary: I am 51 and look younger than Rudd. I would say good genes but we used to call my Dad the Oldest Man In The Universe when I was in uni because he had so many wrinkles you could pour a glass of water on his forehead and it would take 15 minutes to reach his chin. I smoked off and...
  10. Slaanesh69

    Path of Exile

    Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh. Thanks. I am such a fucking noob. Edit - Mapping in high reds just became fun again.
  11. Slaanesh69

    Path of Exile

    Gawd damn you know what I hate now? Fucking Maven. Hey, I hear you like boss battles so we put a boss battle into your boss battle. Not only has this bitch fucked me on every T16 map I have run so far, she actually blocks my view about 30% of the time. Hey here is a second boss. Hey here...
  12. Slaanesh69

    Path of Exile

    Yeah I feel this one. I am no PoE Savant like a couple of people here, I don't tinker in PoB as a hobby (no hate, guys), I just follow builds. So the builds I am following ARE modern, but I think I have slacked on defense. Fortify cannot be your only layer. Also, as a side note, I am...
  13. Slaanesh69

    Path of Exile

    So now that I am running mid to high red maps I have a couple of questions: (1) Did they buff Porcupines in the last year at some point, because after about T12 they become a serious going concern for me. (2) Did they buff map affixes in that same year? Shocking ground used to be a minor...
  14. Slaanesh69

    Path of Exile

    So after an 18 month hiatus I came back to play (Warthunder finally pissed me off enough to make me leave). I started a poison BV char in spite of the nerfs - hit a wall at 87 on damage progression that I did not climb over yet because I am too lazy to research right now. I started a BF/BB...
  15. Slaanesh69

    Warframe

    I enjoyed this game for a couple of months, but the grind is too boring, and I have thousands of hours in WarThunder and Path of Exile. I dunno, I just can't stick to it. The levelling trials are one of the most retarded mechanics I have ever seen in a grind game as well. Fail and wait a day...
  16. Slaanesh69

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    REDRUM
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    My kid got thrown into one of these contraptions when he was little; it was one of the most tragic events I had to witness as he squealed while encased in clear plastic unable to move. I had to hold my wife back from rushing to save him. He also got a nasty cut in his earlobe when he was like...
  18. Slaanesh69

    Rate Movies You've Recently Watched.

    Gantz:0 This was my third viewing. I fucking love this movie almost as much as I love my child. I wish there were more movies with this same animation quality and adult themes (gore, violence, demons/monsters). It is simply a feast for the eyes, and the story is pretty cool as well. When I...
  19. Slaanesh69

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Are these stylized images of Elric of Melnibone (by Michael Moorcock)? Because that is definitely what it brings to mind for me. Man it has been decades since I read these books - I should do so again.
  20. Slaanesh69

    The Red Letter Media Appreciation Thread

    He's right though - I read a massive compendium of Lovecraft stories and the themes do tend to repeat themselves. Out of all the stories I read, there were 2 really great ones (the Mountains and....erm.....maybe the Color?.....but some of them were REALLY boring. There was another one with a...
  21. Slaanesh69

    The Red Letter Media Appreciation Thread

    Right! RIGHT? It was the FIRST THING I THOUGHT! Also, that face squash scene was probably the best in the movie, how could it be removed lol. One final point - That Best of the Worst gave me hope that the Boyz are returning to pre-Covid form - they have been really dragging ass for the last...
  22. Slaanesh69

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

  23. Slaanesh69

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    This one got me right in the feels. I immediately interpreted it as a father hugging his dying son. Yikes. Now I think I need a hug.
  24. Slaanesh69

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    "super and infinifat FIT models" INFINIFAT? What the actual fuck? So I did a GiS for "infinifat" and there is a fucking "fatness spectrum": And associated with this was an article titled: Fategories – Understanding “Smallfat Fragility” & the Fat Spectrum By a, you guessed it, fat...
  25. Slaanesh69

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    They are killed because otherwise they would decimate the fish population. The pelts are a nice side hustle. But they are cute so the world has to cry into their silk pillows.
  26. Slaanesh69

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    I can't comprehend how anyone finds this Asian Michael Jackson attractive. That is one of the ugliest noses I have ever seen - it is so out of proportion it gives me the heebeejeebees. Yeah, I mean TITS! butterface........
  27. Slaanesh69

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    What a sad cuck this Eli McCann,
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Ah the Gravitron. Dear Diary - True story - When I was around 13 I went on this thing like 8 times in a row because there was a drunk carnie standing up on the beds when the ride was at full speed and telling jokes, it was hilarious. I felt nauseous for about a day, and to this day I cannot...
  29. Slaanesh69

    Bad Trip (2021)

    Every day i pray for the extinction event asteroid. I apologize to my young son, but it is now past time. Edit - the first Borat was novel and had its moments but was still, in the end, least common denominator "comedy" and distilled feces. The second Borat and every movie that clown has made...
  30. Slaanesh69

    The Suicide Squad (2021)

    Me too. I would actually watch this. I've always had a man-crush on Idris Elba and he looks fantastic in this. I agree with the comments, they are really trying to shoehorn Quinn into a household name and she just ends up being a hanger-on in everything.
  31. Slaanesh69

    Voyagers (2021)

    Sooooooo - Lord of the Flies in space? Seems like an interesting premise but looks like a violent CW movie. I am getting old. Get off my lawn. Where is that Clint Eastwood disgusted gif?
  32. Slaanesh69

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    I thought it was an optical illusion. I was wrong.
  33. Slaanesh69

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Yeah, bugs and all, but that is one old looking hand, which contextually makes this image an order of magnitude worse. Not to mention the building in the background and the fountain in the middle makes it look like it could very well be an assisted living or mature living complex.
  34. Slaanesh69

    Diablo II - Resurrected

    Late response! I haven't been around much...... Generic ARPG is generic. It has a certain playability once through, but aside from that it is insufferably generic. I got my (sales price) money out of it, but it is nothing special and was overpriced by nearly an order of magnitude simply...
  35. Slaanesh69

    I lost my pet today and I’m really sad

    Welp, boys, yesterday I lost my second family dog of 12 years, the first of which left us last May. This one was a husky/german shepherd cross of some sort, my ex-wife's best friend of her life. And, in a massive cosmic twist of cruelty, it happened during my boy's birthday. Dropped dead of a...
  36. Slaanesh69

    Diablo II - Resurrected

    This times a thousand. I played the living shit out of D2. I was not one of those D2 Chads playing ladder and trading for high end items and runes, but I played single player for thousands of hours (and still do). Regardless of what I said earlier in this thread, I will buy this at release...
  37. Slaanesh69

    Mortal Kombat (2021)

    Haven't been to the board in a bit, and here in the movie area we have guys debating the sabot penetration of monster scales and listing the incredibly detailed minutiae of Mortal Kombat lore. So I will use this a second time: Love you guys, seriously. Was an actual interesting read.
  38. Slaanesh69

    Monster Hunter (2020)

  39. Slaanesh69

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Man, this meme is going to be eternal, isn't it? But respect to the OG: