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  1. Slaanesh69

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    And really, really, REALLY big teeth.
  2. Slaanesh69

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    While we were looking at the style and the hair and dat ass, you were looking at Game Over. Why are you such a virgin!? I kid, I kid.
  3. Slaanesh69

    J49: An Erotic Life

    I will admit just the previous 10-20 posts in this thread from 2017 had me crying from laughing. That is some classic shit and I am not sure I ever read this thread. Awesome necro, is what I say.
  4. Slaanesh69

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Goddamn the fucking '80's were amazing. We were living our best life. it is so trash in comparison now it is amazing. I know every generation feels the same way, but has there ever been this much dichotomy?
  5. Slaanesh69

    The Importance of Being Ernest

    I remember those commercials. Aired a lot on the american channels in the NE
  6. Slaanesh69

    The Importance of Being Ernest

    I am going to alienate Nirgon and Chuk here, but I believe Saves Christmas was, in my opinion, the single worst movie I have ever seen in my entire life, and I saw it in a small town theatre when it released in '88. It has yet to be dethroned.
  7. Slaanesh69

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Gay bicyclist alert.
  8. Slaanesh69

    Steam Deals and Digital Sales

    It's on my list. I think it was on sale last week, believe it or not, before the Summer sale. I am wishy washy on every game the publishers of Hades made. Everyone says it is amazeballs, but I am still skeptical. I guess some react in exactly the same way to my BUY AT FULL PRICE...
  9. Slaanesh69

    Steam Deals and Digital Sales

    I picked up Monster Train. Enjoying it so far! Darkest Dungeon is worth full price, buy it if it is on sale!!!! I have Hades on my list but the sale is still not deep enough for these shallow pockets.
  10. Slaanesh69

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    A complete lack of insecurities over whether or not you have a visible booger in your nose is a freedom hard to give up as well. Just kidding. If you don't have a mutually beneficial agreement with your friends to always tell a bro they are nose packing/fly down/etc you do not have friends.
  11. Slaanesh69

    Valheim - Viking Survival Game (Early Access)

    Yeah, I've owned it from the beginning. To the developers' credit, they actually worked through an Early Access and FINISHED the game, with massive free updates. It was impressive and rarely seen anymore. I sound like a shill. I think perhaps now that it is "done" they may think HARDER about...
  12. Slaanesh69

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Edit - I need a job. This is my third triple-play post in as many days.
  13. Slaanesh69

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    If this quote is actually attributable to him, I am astounded something logical and relatable came out of his mouth. Because he has been an insufferable twat for nigh on 10 years now. Have you seen his Trump art?
  14. Slaanesh69

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    This was one of the long standing games at the bowling alley, one of only two places in my little town where there were video games (second was a sketchy arcade I was not allowed into when I was younger). I played the SHIT out of this, it was pretty much a muscle memory puzzle game wrapped up...
  15. Slaanesh69

    Valheim - Viking Survival Game (Early Access)

    The most hilarious thing about Rust is that you can find the most backwards, unpopulated server in the world, build a base, advance through the technologies, and someone will still seek you out and raid you. One active base on a server and some dickface will spend the time to search the entire...
  16. Slaanesh69

    Valheim - Viking Survival Game (Early Access)

    I could not even fathom playing Conan on a PvP server. It would just be Rust without the machine guns. I will say I DID enjoy Rust for a good while. But the off line raiding really kicks you in the nuts and after a while you hate humans too much to ever play again. At least in Conan you have...
  17. Slaanesh69

    Valheim - Viking Survival Game (Early Access)

    Good choice. Terraria is as near perfect a game as you can get, and essentially created its own genre, much copied but never duplicated. And that is just vanilla - there is an additional world of mods as well I have never even touched.
  18. Slaanesh69

    Lets talk about our dads

    I am currently unemployed in a flagging industry more and more taken over by young, know-nothing idjits. I was lucky that I saved a bunch of money over the last 5 years predicting an industry lag may happen. And I learned my frugal nature straight from my Dad (he was, realistically, a cheap...
  19. Slaanesh69

    Path of Exile

    Ok, day 1,000 in Noobie's Return to PoE. I just did my first 10 boss Maven fight (Valdo's Rest). Interdasting. So the Maven is just GGG's tacit admission that the power creep in the game has gone ballistic, right? Maven/Xibit: Hey I see you like bosses so we put bosses in your bosses to get...
  20. Slaanesh69

    Lets talk about our dads

    My Dad died just before Christmas day last year, and I had to say good bye to him over Zoom while my sister sat in his hospital room beside his induced-coma body, waiting to give the go ahead to pull the plug. I will never forgive our society that. Never. Never, ever. The Old Man and I never...
  21. Slaanesh69

    Path of Exile

    I remain adamant (for years now) that some form of Leaguestones would be simply amazing. That remains, to this very day, my favorite league. But, clearly, GGG does NOT want overt player choice in end-game grinding, and I have no idea why that is. And while we are (were) talking about good and...
  22. Slaanesh69

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    What the actual fuck is the super nerd from hell on the right? I think it is a woman? Elegant posture, awesome black socks with full white outfit and WHITE SANDALS. Fucking amazing. Unironically, this pic comes up early in the Super Nerd From Hell GiS.
  23. Slaanesh69

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    I am very confused with the rider of this creature - they are wearing a boustier. Please pick one of the following to help me out:
  24. Slaanesh69

    Lost Ark Is Coming to America

    Okay delete this thread then Amod. I stay out of the MMO area because it smells in there.
  25. Slaanesh69

    Path of Exile

    I am casually pushing towards 95 with a crit-based cyclone build: for whatever reason I just enjoy cyclone builds the most. I used to play melee totem builds. I think I secretly hate myself or something. Anyway, you know what I discovered this league? I really, really like Blight. Like, a...
  26. Slaanesh69

    Valheim - Viking Survival Game (Early Access)

    Conan is amazing - I sunk 160+ hours into that game (did not play any expansions). It is superior to Valheim in EVERY way - progression, resource collection/rarity, combat, building, crafting, graphics, replayability. The thrall system is amazing. Once you get over the fact that you are...
  27. Slaanesh69

    Lost Ark Is Coming to America

    Lost Ark Is Finally Coming to NA It has been something like 8 years but the Korean ARPG is coming to NA late this year. Via Amazon, kill me now, please. Anyway, there is a $120 Founders pack on Steam. What the actual? Interdasting that it is around the planned release for Diablo 2...
  28. Slaanesh69

    The Netflix Thread

    Actually, you are so very right! That top 10 almost invariably consists of movies I have thumbed down - rom coms and retarded reality TV and a handful of kids shows/movies. Unconsciously I was aware of it but it took you pointing it out for it to really hit home for me.
  29. Slaanesh69

    The Netflix Thread

    Fuck me sideways that movie looks like just about the epitome of "the worst". The eternal question is "is there a lucrative market" for this shit? The answer is NO but They keep on trying to find one, and blame misogyny when it fails. Watched Netflix's Night in Paradise and it was actually...
  30. Slaanesh69

    Cruella (2021)

    Dalmations are a TERRIBLE breed, fraught with aggression problems along with a series of other genetic faults. Interestingly, another nasty breed is the dachshund which ranks pretty high in the biting reports. Pure breed dogs have so many terrible genetic traits that have been bred into them...
  31. Slaanesh69

    Path of Exile

    Welp, my reintroduction to PoE Pushing In My Shit continues. A6 Sirus, made it to the last stage but did not finish. Half of my deaths, as discussed, were me having no idea where I was or where he was. He ended up on the fucking stairs to the cathedral at the end as well, worst positioning...
  32. Slaanesh69

    Grim Dawn

    Level 65 and I ran out of steam for a bit. Malmouth expansion is a slog, as indicated, and burned me out. I ended up going to next difficulty with probably 2 zones left in Malmouth normal because I didn't care to finish. Then I hit a point in Act II where my poor poison resist fucked me. So...
  33. Slaanesh69

    Grim Dawn

    My first self-reply. So this was definitely a highly successful re-visit to an old game for me. I went to the sites and found a nice easy starter that fitted my play style (Deathknight) and now I am level 53 playing Veteran in the Malmouth expansion, still in the first difficulty. Let me tell...
  34. Slaanesh69

    Borderlands

    Sooooooooo, Hollywood finally had a chance to cast a gay, handicapped person for a gay, handicapped character and went another direction? This could have pulled in so many woke bux!
  35. Slaanesh69

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    In high school I got the nickname "Professor" - not because I was always top of my class (I was), but because I walked (and biked) everywhere and they joked they always saw me whenever they went out - like a character named "The Professor" in some terrible Atari game - may have been ET.
  36. Slaanesh69

    Army of the Dead (2021)

    I turned it off as soon as the two dudes ran away from the wreckage in the opening scene and the camera tight focused on them with the blurry backgrounds. Yeah, I read/watched the reviews, and I can say I refuse to watch a 2 1/2 hour movie filmed like this.
  37. Slaanesh69

    Path of Exile

    Hrmmmmm, interdasting. Anecdotally, Leap Slam is DEF slow to respond while using Cyclone, glad you guys talked about it. I was wondering if my old man reflexes are just failing, but in retrospect and with your comment, it is definitely the transition from channel to move skill. I will def...
  38. Slaanesh69

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Checkmate. Edit - I am farming for barf responses here, you bigots. Feed me!
  39. Slaanesh69

    Valheim - Viking Survival Game (Early Access)

    I am 2 days into this with a buddy that has played for a while. His gripe is that "eventually you have to cheat to have enough resources to do anything worthwhile". Now bear in mind he is an impatient zoomer who never reads quest text and wants the shortest route to success. I played...