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This is why I thank God every day that I was not born a woman.

Chipotle puts too many turds in their food for me.

My grandmother made cheese curds when I was a kid. They are amazing. Unfortunately they have to be eaten in like 2 days max after they're made so it's not too practical to have them in stores and what they do have in stores isn't the real deal.

Definitely the best movie of all time to feature Reba McEntire firing a machine gun.

Great movie, but it's hard to see how a movie that got 94% on RT, won 3 oscars, and was nominated for 2 more including Best Picture, is underrated.

Decently built houses have OSB under the siding. That said, when my brother was an electrician he helped build some houses where they only sheeted two sides so when he installed outdoor lights and such he could literally cut through the wall with his box cutter.

I have this one. It has more torque than my older DeWalt plug-in version that's twice the size. Battery powered power tools are super legit these days. I'm tempted to just carry it in the pickup all the time for when I have a flat. Had to change a tire the other day with just a socket on...

How much did you heat it up? Until it was red hot or just a little bit? I've never had that fail but it is scary to heat stuff up red hot that is attached to your car. I don't use ice cubes or anything though, I just walk away from it for 15 minutes and let it cool down. If you cool it too...

The way to be a good FOH poster is to not post in this thread. Fuck. Just kidding. The way to be a good FOH poster is to...

I use Mitchum as well, but go for the Mountain Air scent. It should go well with the pine tar soap if I wind up joining in this faggotry.

If it doesn't have marinara on it, it's just not pizza in my book. The other shit tastes good, but you shouldn't call it pizza. I like all the weird shit, but if i show up expecting pizza, and you give me something with bbq sauce or mustard or white sauce of some kind, I'm going to be...

This is also true of all of the humans you know.

Stihl and Husqvarna are the two big names in chainsaws and you can't go wrong with either of them. I have one of each and they are both great machines although like all gas powered tools they need tuning up from time to time. Just for around the yard I would actually consider and electric...

I don't understand how you guys get so bitchy about the announcers. Find something better to get your panties twisted about. That one Carr interception was so bad last night I really wondered if he had money on the Rams.

It's about all there is these days. Everyone in my family has a Moto G5 or G6 now and the most anyone paid for their phone is $235. When I compare them to my Note 8 it's very difficult to see what you get for the extra money and they don't have any bullshit Samsung software to deal with.

That's dumb. They will probably just vote him off immediately like last time he played regular survivor.

Nexus 5X is a 3 year old phone. Maybe you hoped for more but that's pretty old for a device and well past the warranty so I think you're getting a little too salty about them not just replacing it for free at this point. If it went bad in 6 months it would be a different story.

The Seahawks are really looking like they are set up for a miserable season. Without Wilson, they might be a 1-2 win team. With him, it's hard to see them getting more than 5-6.

Tapatio and Cholula are both great, but for some reason Cholula costs like 10 times as much as Tapatio. Luckily this stuff is an exact copy of Cholula and sells at Tapatio prices.

You can also test GFCI's by plugging an extension cord into them and dipping the other end in water, but I imagine some people would think that's a bad idea. It works though, they pop instantly and that's how I check them at my stock water tanks after a heifer got electrocuted by a faulty heater.

The starting fluid trick is scary, but when it works it's fucking awesome, like "I just fixed my car using a bomb!". You want to light it using a propane torch with a nice long wand on it though, or by throwing matches. My uncle tried to do one with a cigarette lighter and burned the shit out...

Oh thank god the tooth pulling experts are here.

That's quite a bit but not on Smith's level. Did he say what his max weight was? I'm not sure how tall he is but he looks like he has to be 400+ in some of those pics.

If you want to know the ending...

Some guys are just supposed to be fat. Every time a famous fat guy loses a whole bunch of weight, I always think they looked better before. Kevin Smith was definitely too fat when he started, but he should have stopped after the first before/after pic. Going from obese to chunky = good...

I saw this trailer during the finale of Sharp Objects last night and had cognitive dissonance all night about how or why they would have made Chris Rock look nothing like himself in this show. It wasn't until I woke up the next morning that I remembered that it was Fargo that Chris Rock was...

I don't know if I want to participate in this thread during the last season. I would like to discuss the episodes, but so many people in this thread have already made up their minds about it that I think it's inevitable that all of the angry nerds posting "this shit sucks" every week is going...

It seems like Spam would probably just melt if you tried to smoke it since it's about 50% pork fat.

"Realistic" is a bit of a stretch, but at least they made a small effort to acknowledge that a 120 lb woman can't just beat the shit out of 3 250 lb guys at once no matter how many karate classes they took. It's still very far from realistic, but it's one step closer than some of these killer...

Turns out the fucked up ending had a fucked up ending.

I liked the last episode and I feel like it could come together decently by the end.

I wish they did this for every series, although for Game of Thrones even the recap would have to be 3 hours long.

No, it was out in the suburbs. Nowhere near any dense asian communities, but it was the Bay Area so there are Asians everywhere.

Sometimes I think I can tell but last time I took one of those "What kind of Asian is this?" online quizzes I did terribly. When I was in California I once looked at yelp for a ramen/sushi place that I liked and I was surprised to see a bunch of negative reviews (from Japanese people I...

The writing on this show is really outstanding. Considering there's about 4 concurrent story lines that just barely touch each other and they all have to have compelling characters and fit within what we already know happens in the future in Breaking Bad, it would be really easy to fuck up but...

I think it's time to get professional help.

I can't believe people actually copied Apple's fucking stupid notch. I blame websites like The Verge for talking way too much about phones and making people give a shit about things that they should not give a shit about. If it wasn't for the tech press talking about things like which phone has...

I can't even run speedtest.net on my satellite internet anymore. Apparently the website can't believe that people have a 1000ms ping in this day and age.

Walmart here doesn't have the cups but they do have that brand of ramen which is way better than the typical stuff.