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  1. Cutlery

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Man, just wanted to talk to someone about a loan I've got, and got this shit. Amex ain't fucking around.
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    Depression

    There are things you can do to help when you're off. One of them is figure out what helps your depression. I actually had a really good therapist that was asking me questions that only I could answer and letting me lead myself to the solutions. There are things that help. For me, my brain feels...
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    Depression

    Don't. Sad is not depression. Not having kids is sad...but it's not depression. Depression is chemical imbalance. Fucking with brain chemistry is tricky business that can end well, but it can be a very long slog to find something that works. In the meantime, you are left with sometimes...
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    We know who it is. We just don't know what fucking sense it makes with Crosby in there, which makes it fucking pointless to try to pick apart what it actually means. We're tired man. Memes and shit posting or gtfo.
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    Car ?'s

    Alright, ordered one, so we'll see if it's legit!
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    Car ?'s

    My kid paid cash for a new Corolla this year, figured for her birthday I'd get her a remote start for it, because MN winters are brutal and she ain't parking in the garage. Is any of the aftermarket stuff good, or should I take it to the dealer and do it? Generally try to avoid going to a...
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Eye derail is fucking triggering me. Nothing gives me the willies like the thought of people doing shit to my eyes.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    My ex and I hate fucked a lot near the end.... So don't count on it.
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    Woodworking

    60 hour weeks at work for the last month. Got another 2-3 hours of getting rid of branches, then another couple hours of cutting firewood to size, then finally gotta figure out how to flip this bitch over so I can cut it down to 4' lengths so I can move it up the hill to level ground and mill it.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Someday if I'm laid up after surgery or something I'll regale the story of the bitch who faked a brain tumor to get me back. Didn't really break my heart, and I wasn't married to her (although I was married at the time) so I probably won't put it in this thread.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    What kind of a shit are we talking here? I dont think we can grade the activity without knowing the reason.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Sometimes that's how it be. Was almost 19 for me, and it was a lot of square peg/round hole stuff. Yes, my peg is square. No matter how much you try, some things just don't fit. And you can love each other all you fucking want, but it ain't gonna make it work. It's enough, for awhile. Enough...
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    The Fast Food Thread

    Turns out these kinds of nuts are super easy to make too if you do. Whip up your preferred mixture of sugar/spices toss some nuts on a baking sheet, sprinkle liberally and bake em for a little while. GF decided to make some of those sugary holiday nuts last Christmas. Not something I'd eat...
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    Star Wars general purpose movie stuff

    But a guy in a mask on YouTube told me different, so you're wrong.
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    Best Covers

    Might as well just be Brandon Ellis doing this, since he's doing like 60% of Judas Priest.
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    Lets talk about our dads

    I did the same thing to my mom. She found out her dad died by reading it in the newspaper. I was about 15, and for some reason at like 5am, she came into my room (didn't wake my dad up, woke me up), and told me her dad died and I said "is he still gonna be dead in 2 hours?"
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    Lets talk about our dads

    My parents have 3 kids. 2 don't talk to them, and one lives on the other side of the country. If they don't have the self reflection to realize the problem is not us, it's them, then I guess I don't care enough to try to fix their problem.
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    Lets talk about our dads

    I can remember a few good times with my dad, but it's not "choosing" to remember the bad. It's that the bad far outweighs the good. Nothing is black and white, it's all shades of gray, but if you make shitty decisions more often that not, no one is going to remember you for the time you took...
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    My boss is ex-special forces, so I got this.
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    Lets talk about our dads

    Always stung a little more that way.
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    Lets talk about our dads

    So, my mother - As kids, we weren't allowed to go anywhere or have friends over. This was my dad's policy. My mom would let us sneak out occasionally, but for the most part, the rules stood. My mom would literally have to hang up the phone on whoever she was talking to when my dad got home...
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    Lets talk about our dads

    Yeah, my mom is pretty garbage. She somehow managed to stop thinking for herself after she married my dad. She always chose my dad over her children, and that is something I cannot ever understand. There's a story there I didn't bother to get into, but maybe I'll tell it tomorrow if I've got...
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    Lets talk about our dads

    My dad is one of the hardest working motherfuckers I've ever known in my life. He worked 60 hours a week growing up as an airplane mechanic, then came home and built 2 airplanes in the garage while I was a kid. Master tradesman, he did absolutely everything. At no point was there ever a...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Maybe. Who's asking? But honestly, I wouldn't be banging those sluts either, so it's rather moot. Now that I think about it though...last year I did find out that the previous 2 women I dated had babies in 2020, so maybe that was their plan. They both knew I was snipped, however, and that's...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I've found quite the contrary. I'm very up front with the fact that I'm done having kids and it's been nothing but positive. Usually a "sweet, let's get tested and skip condoms" No argument from me. Condoms suck.
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    Woodworking

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    Board Games

    To be fair, he always sounds like that. Interviews with him are fucking atrocious. I dunno how he made one of the best games ever.
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    Highlander

    Apparently you didn't get the memo that Idris Elba is white now https://www.thewrap.com/idris-elbas-luther-was-not-black-enough-to-be-real-bbcs-chief-diversity-officer-says/
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    Highlander

    I don't think I've ever met anyone who hates Highlander. It's just a fun, campy movie with a cool concept that gets weird when you take it too far. Which is why we need to leave it alone and not do some woke remake of how the Gathering needs more diversity.
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    Highlander

    It was a long time ago. I tried to block it out. Thankfully it worked partially. I saw that pile of shit in the theater. I've fucked fat girls and been less embarrassed.
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    Highlander

    Unless you watched Highlander 5 or whatever the fuck that awful one was where they made it so the prize was you could have kids. Let me make this clear...I love highlander. I've watched probably everything ever made. I bought the series set on fucking VHS. And I regret watching that shit.
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    Woodworking

    The weird thing is that as I'm splitting it, I actually feel kinda bad for taking down such a beautiful tree. The problem is that when it's alive, it's not beautiful, it dumps walnuts I can't really use all over my yard and kills all my vegetables. So it really has to go....I just feel bad...
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    Woodworking

    Nothing that I can think of. A lot of that stuff is 3-4" across, but only the Heartwood is black. So really, you couldn't even get a 2x2 out of it, and that's just not worth trying to square up. I have a lot of 5-6" stuff I'm gonna cut my teeth on milling though. ....and the tree isn't even...
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    The Fast Food Thread

    I literally had to stop buying junk. Now if I want to snack i've gotta eat some olives or cheese or a yogurt cup or something. Feelsbadman.jpg
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    Board Games

    Wouldn't count on it. The thread on the Gloomhaven subreddit is absolute aids to read. I had to stop going there because of the insufferability of the vocal minority. The good news is that Gloomhaven's weak spot has always been the story. I just wont read your woke bullshit intros anymore and...
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    Board Games

    Man I'm so torn on FH. I want so bad to shove it right down his fucking throat, but I've got a gaming group looking forward to it for a year now and they don't give a shit about woke or not. They are not as ideologically driven. I will tell you this...it's the last thing I'll ever buy from him...
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    Woodworking

    Some of the stuff too small for lumber but big enough to split for firewood.
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    Woodworking

    Good tip, I'm taking down my walnut this weekend and had already noticed it on the smaller limbs I had taken off.
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    Best Covers

    Dethklok exists and you think you can get away with that kind of shit animation for guitar playing? Maybe Nickelback's reputation ISN'T underrated.
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    Woodworking

    18" chainsaw for scale.