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  1. yerm

    Buddy orders a CPR training dummy from Jamaica, gets a black one.

    look at his hair. He's as black as brianna wu is female.
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    World of Warcraft: Classic

    Try adding "brush" into your routine.
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    World of Warcraft: Classic

    Inspired by this thread, I think I'm gonna go find some posts ossoi made years ago and reply to them now. Because, hey, owning the fuck out of shit from years ago is badass. I invite you all to critique my coming troll masterpieces and debate whether or not the top worfed posters of the time...
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    Everquest AMA Answered!

    I wouldn't trust the system. My guild has solid raid leaders and I still don't think they always diagnose whodunit right, at least at first. Even shit like "who keeps pushing the boss" can require scooby doo log detective work. Example: we did high priest event in txevu, and offtanks kept...
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    Interesting, Non Political News

    Reading the articles about it would be less than reading the posts commenting here at this point. Just saying! The dude jacked the car but got stuck at an intersection. Dad pulled him out. He ASSAULTED THE DAD. After dad had his turn, random Philadelphians had their way with what appeared be a...
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    World of Warcraft: Classic

    Ossoi's autistic screeching might have valid points in them if not the fact that EMULATED SERVERS ARE NOT THE SAME THING AS LIVE. Even if you managed to miraculously copy it all 1:1 the sheer fact of the server being frozen in time allows for bullshit like 11 dps warriors all with gear. Back in...
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    World of Warcraft: Classic

    Everyone who levels faster than me is an autistic neckbearded incel and everyone who levels slower than me is a pathetic retarded noob.
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

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    Everquest AMA Answered!

    This is easy to see in retrospect, but we have hindsight and world of warcraft to help us realize this. What did they have at the time? Counterstrike would do it, but that is the same age as eq. Halflife 2 had serious life but wasn't out yet. Brood war arguably? Blizzard looked to be about...
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    Everquest AMA Answered!

    The idea of a game that runs for decades and maintains, let alone grows? Inconceivable. Eq would reach its high point and decline and die, as is the way of all games and especially video game rpgs. The solution therefore is simple: like other successful games, you franchise it. Final fantasy or...
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    Everquest Mangler Server - DOING IT ALL AGAIN, AGAIN!

    Oh my position is kind of the opposite. They ARE a powerful class. The problem is you have a billion people all trying to play one since its the ideal main to gear for duos or box groups. These folks often suck dick at actual tanking or pulling, they are basically rogues who hog plate drops...
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    Everquest Mangler Server - DOING IT ALL AGAIN, AGAIN!

    Everyone tries to play sks now, many because they want their box army's tank to be the main for raid gear, many as a dps that sucks shit at tanking let alone pulling... And the xp penalty is gone, and the servers are top end heavy. So you end up with a billion people flooding these bottlenecks...
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    Everquest AMA Answered!

    I offered on their forums, they may think jokingly, to buy pizza for the devs if selo had a smooth launch and I could be playing at a passable rate within an hour. I googled nearby shops and had everything lined up to send a pizza dude with a couple pies to their office via using my...
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    World of Warcraft: Classic

    Dude, this was being done in EQ. Triality's ban was for something just like this and their defense was everyone does it and has been doing it. You're not just late, you're like a guy just seeing tubgirl and angry german kid, today, for the first time. Go brush your teeth.
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    Everquest AMA Answered!

    I like that you cut the emotional problems eq sucks post but kept the followup referring to eq as a haven for mentally ill, and they all got super triggered by it out of context. I really don't like that they acknowledge vet rewards are so powerful as to be necessary but refuse to change them...
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    World of Warcraft: Classic

    Opposite side of streamers is definitely a solid idea.
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    WoW Classic - Guild

    I didnt think there was any way for you to make a change worse than your avatar, yet here we are...
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    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    Weak updates, excuses for delays repeatedly, lack of progress, etc. If they were setting and achieving goals, I would expect to see some semblance of this in their news blurbs. Or, I'd at least expect to see consistent patterns in how stuff comes out, rather than a class here and a zone there...
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    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    Sure, its gotten better. Sure, its finally shown progress. The problem is that there is a huge disparity between doing something and doing even the minimal amount necessary to be successful. I am convinced that at least the majority (if not all) of the staff are fundamentally lazy. They aren't...
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    World of Warcraft: Classic

    You could, god fucking forbid I know, just grind in instances with other actual people instead of being a solo artist. Nevermind that could never work.
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    WoW Classic - Guild

    Leading as a tank is just plowing along and forcing plebs to keep up. Works great. Leading as a healer is pushing people forward often with constantly giving orders. Works better sometimes, sucks dick more often.
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    Auto Chess

    Dragons are probably the single strongest race. Only 3 and each individually is good for their tier. The only real downside is competition - others know this and try to get them, plus any mage or ass or knight player wants their dragon because each is strong, plus human and elf tend to be...
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    Everquest AMA Answered!

    How long did those sheep last? How much of the server was wolves (or trying to be) by a month in? "With the right care on BOTH the players and devs part" where do I even begin with this? Devs part = human resource costs. That has to be justified, and I have seen nobody even try to justify it...
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    World of Warcraft: Classic

    You only have to do this because they deliberately made it not possible to post a stack of items that can be individually sold. It's not like it was missed either; the systems from other games/companies they were modeling while designing wow had it, so someone had to actually take it out. If...
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    Everquest AMA Answered!

    I will bet you there are more people who actively pursue getting gangbanged by black men, and also more bug chasers, than there are eq pvpers. Even flat earth has eq pvp beat.
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    World of Warcraft: Classic

    Easily one of my biggest triggers about wow. I dont know who the autist was that had to be really really high up the ladder there who blocked it, but fuck that guy. Everquest's bazaar included the ability to sell a stack with items priced per unit, and buy one some or all of the stack as...
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    Everquest AMA Answered!

    That isn't the problem. The problem is that the entire fun filled eq pvp worlds that we enjoyed (tz in my case) do not and will not exist, because the new and casual player base doesn't exist anymore. The game is 20 years old, only vets or friends of vets are playing. In pve that meant a...
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    Everquest AMA Answered!

    Eq tlps are perpetually topheavy, with the majority of players looking to grind max level and do elite quests and/or raid, with extremely few truly casuals and no new players that aren't at least following a vet along. This resulted in a busted up high end and in particular classic and kunark...
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    World of Warcraft: Classic

    I would like to apologize for any previous criticisms on various parts of this forum, of the British government and their heavyhanded censorship. I thought they were becoming tyrants, but as it turns out, their citizens are apparently just fucking retarded. I totally get it now.
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    X-Men: Dark Phoenix (2019)

    It takes a lot of talent coming together to make a masterpiece movie, and likewise, it takes a lot more than just 1-2 shitters to make something this terrible. The actresses were awful and delivering totally uninspired performances, of very often just garbage written lines, with numerous...