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At this point most Americans think that Olympic events only happen during prime time. Last night I was out and I got some texts asking me why I wasn't watching the opening ceremony. I replied that I had followed it online when it originally happened yesterday morning. They were like "lol wut...

100% this. Jesus. If you can afford to move elsewhere, then move. And that no sound after 11pm thing is bullshit. Are you living in a fucking boarding school? Come the fuck on, the second someone tried to make me sign that shit would be the second I decided to move out. The crazy guy just gives...

The day after my glorious cheat day last weekend I clogged my toilet up something fierce.

Well, if you're going to drink you're probably best off with wine. It isn't too bad in terms of calories.

I think I'd care more about how a watch looks than how accurate it is. Clocks on electronic devices are so ubiquitous nowadays that there really is no functional need for a watch. At least she didn't buy him a bracelet. This happened to me.

There's already a sequel to Gone With the Wind. Scarlett: The Sequel to Margaret Mitchell: Alexandra Ripley, Stephens Mitchell: 9780446502375: Amazon.com: Books

I tried going back and watching these recently and I couldn't get through the first season. I don't think they held up very well at all. I think I've been spoiled by only really watching HBO/Showtime types of shows for the last several years, because X-Files seems so insanely formulaic, and...

Sochi is the only part of the country besides Moscow that isn't a complete shit hole. And considering how shitty Sochi is turning out to be, that's saying something.

Guy about my age got shot to death a while ago where I grew up. Unsurprisingly, turns out it was a drug deal gone bad when the people he was selling his shit to decided to try to rob him. Anyway, a few of my old acquaintances (i.e. elementary school classmates) have been posting constant shit on...

You don't need to dress up like a woman to go into the women's bathroom and harass them.

Netflix streaming and portable storage, mostly. *Edit* I've been looking at Kindles lately. I've heard good things from people who mostly use their tablets as media consumption devices.

Some of the stuff I've seen mentioned as "ill preparedness" on various news outlets are actually just daily norms in former Soviet Countries. For example, being unable to flush toilet paper down the toilet is pretty standard. Between Russia, Ukraine, and Kazakhstan I never saw a toilet in a...

I don't give a shit about anyone else's movie, but I think it's a pretty cool idea and I enjoyed watching mine.

I'd love to see this done in the style of Stargate, where the "angel" Clarence was actually a highly evolved and technologically advanced alien posing as a god-like figure. In the sequel, Bailey's grandchild can discover this ruse and will realize that there is a whole race of these "angels" out...

I like that his biggest concern about Earth being in the wrong orbit is that calendars and clocks are incorrect.

I know, and I'd really like to believe that's how he died. But I think he was just that useless. It's LFR, after all.

Considering I'll mostly be using it to watch TV/movies, I'd really prefer something larger than a 7" tablet. I've been comparing different sizes at Best Buy and it seems like 7" is just too small to really enjoy watching stuff.

That happened to my dad as well. Actually, they didn't even bother to show up. They told him when he called that the accident he described wasn't enough to get a police officer to go by.

I get all my nerd news from JunkiesNation nowadays. *Edit* Not really. I only visit JunkiesNation once a month or so to hunt for grammar mistakes in their stories while I'm bored. *Edit 2* I especially like finding old stuff Draegan wrote that is full of examples of "would of".

A recent LFR had a loud mouth shaman healer going on and on about how he wasn't going to bother with the maze; he was just going to stand in that shit and out heal it like a boss. The maze appeared and he promptly died.

What's the best tablet for a maximum of $400? Ideally I'll use it mostly for a portable way to watch TV/movies (i.e. move it with me as I move around the house when cleaning, cooking, etc.), but also some web browsing and reading. At first glance it looks like the basic Nexus 10 from...

It's interesting that some people thought his picture was just one house! I guess it depends on what you're used to seeing. I see so many of those exact same townhouses every day that I just took for granted that it's a townhouse, but looking back at the picture I can see that it really isn't...

I'm sure they'll get things relatively finished or, at the very least, put up a convincing facade of it. I just really doubt their ability to prevent a terrorist attack. They don't exactly have a great track record of preventing those on their soil, and this is probably the biggest target...

What he posted is about all you see nowadays in terms of townhouses in the MD/VA/DC region. Three floors and tightly packed units.

Violet wedding!

These games are going to be so horrible. Russia has no business hosting the Olympics, both because their security is shit and the level of corruption prevents anything from getting done in a reasonable amount of time. I'm fully expecting either a) a terrorist attack, b) a venue/building to...

I'm in the "knowledge" camp of doomsday prepping. Stuff like learning how to start a fire without matches, properly filter water, shoot a gun (and hit your target), recognize edible plants, etc. It seems like that sort of preparation will serve you much better than material goods that could very...

Pizza Hut lunch buffet is awesome, but it's hard to find it around these parts nowadays. I can only think of one local Pizza Hut (out of 5 or 6) that does it, and I think it's for an hour or two during lunch time. What I REALLY miss is the KFC buffet. That was some fast food heaven.

Yeah, I have no intention of apologizing. The ability to fully use Microsoft Word's "advanced" (if you can call it that) features, such as tables of contents, cross references, heading styles, etc., is one of the biggest parts of our job description. I'm happy to help with some of the more...

Ah, yeah I didn't write that very clearly. I ignored her call (I never answer when she calls because it's always something stupid) so she sent me an email, to which I briefly responded about learning to use Google. I should add, this is the same obese piece of shit who fell face first in the...

I rustled a coworker's jimmies something fierce yesterday. She's constantly asking me to do simple formatting shit for her in Microsoft Word, such as making/coloring/formatting tables, headers, footers, page numbers, etc. She called me last night during the fucking Super Bowl to help her with...

I made it through the donuts, pizza, skittles, and half the bag of Doritos before giving up. So I took a 3ish hour nap, woke up, and polished off the remaining Doritos and cookies. I drank about half a gallon of milk as well, which I think is what really filled me up during that first half. I...

My first two stops immediately after watching an episode of Arrow are 1) this thread and 2) Wikipedia. I think I enjoy reading about all the little easter eggs, possible plot lines, and new characters as much as I enjoy watching the show.

Yeah, I hope Zack stays around a while. He's clearly insane.

I don't have a pot to make it in.

Cheat Day dinner time!

These trolls are far too good to refer to Tarrant. A more apt comparison for Tarrant would be:

I think you're the first person I've ever heard who says he enjoys working in a call center. What, exactly, are so great about the benefits?

Pepperoni Dip with Pizza Rolls as the dipping implement. Khane, you've changed my life.

I liked the swagger that the other guy had, but I like how this one looks. For one, he actually has a beard. The other guy looked like he couldn't even grow facial hair.