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  1. Hoss

    What tickles your pickle

    You don't seem to understand. You've already LITERALLY raped her 1000x according to portland law. Might as well bust a nut in her too and try to bring another bandwagon into the world.
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    What tickles your pickle

    Score! But she wants to fuck you for sure. Don't be the beta orbiter who just makes her shit and never gets his wick dipped.
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    Space Force

    it was kinda funny when they were passing each other in landers on the way to destroy the other's base. I believe the season left off with that, so I guess we get to see the aftermath. This is going to be awful.
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    What tickles your pickle

    It wants to fuck you. (Being that it's portland and watching trannies on tiktok, I don't trust your use of "she")
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I'm sorry Lejina, I'm afraid I can't let you do that. I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do.
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    2022 NFL Offseason Thread: Looking forward Tua better future!

    I want the cowboys to spend a 1st on a coach and a 2nd on a placekicker. How is your boy at kicking FGs? I saw he did a few long ones in the highlight reel.
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    2021-2022 NFL Season: Deshaun Watson will die a Texan!

    I remember something like this happening last year. Some kid in a hospital overlooking a stadium put up a sign on game day and then the fans for the other team donated assloads of money to the hospital? I Might be getting it confused with the dude who wanted a case of beer, but something...
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    Resident Alien

    I believe this is coming back tonight. I forgot to set my VCR to record. Lemme know how it is.
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    Doctor Who

    he did say it too in Day of the Doctor, but it was first used by Tennet in the best episode ever, the first weeping angels show (called either "Blink" or "Don't Blink"). Here's is smith using it.
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    Doctor Who

    OK here's my pitch for the next few seasons of Dr Who. Tennet is back, but not as the next doctor, as the Dr that he was (I can't remember the numbers). They pair him up with Martha Jones and they have some adventures from that part of his timeline. Bring in River too. It will give us, the...
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    Doctor Who

    nothing. wibbly wobbly timey wimey stuff was tennet. Matt smith did nothing of note other than look retarded.
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    English Shorthand And Other Lost Skills

    Maybe. Depends on how the shorthand activates the brain, or how fluent you are in it. I could see a scenario where you were so concentrated on what you were writing that you weren't making sense of it. For me, that's how taking notes helped me. I would take notes and then usually never read...
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    English Shorthand And Other Lost Skills

    WTF does this say? Do they all say the same thing in the different styles? I didn't even know there were different styles. My mom knows shorthand. I think they only bothered to teach it to court stenographers and secretaries.
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    2022 NFL Offseason Thread: Looking forward Tua better future!

    Matt Millen and Kenjon Barner both have rings from 3 teams. He's going to have to play a few more years to actually own that record. Then once he gets those 2 for the record, he will be tied with bellicheat for 8 and you know he'll have to keep going. But wait, there's more. Millen...
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    2021-2022 NFL Season: Deshaun Watson will die a Texan!

    It's only weird if it doesn't work!
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Where the hell do you live? I've never heard of any shit like that in the US.
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    2021-2022 NFL Season: Deshaun Watson will die a Texan!

    What? They let Collinsworth within 100 miles of a playoff game? That idiot calls cowboy games all year. Surely he's the bottom tier broadcast team and his season is already over.
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    Hawkeye

    I enjoyed how they threw in some numbers too. Just in case you thought it was supposed to be meaningful.
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    2021-2022 NFL Season: Deshaun Watson will die a Texan!

    I remember when I still had hope.
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    What feature(s) or circumstance would persuade you to install a brain implant?

    Sounds a lot like surrogates. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0986263/ Not a great movie, but there's a singularity I could get behind.
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    2021-2022 NFL Season: Deshaun Watson will die a Texan!

    Literally this is what I'm rooting for. But I will accept this outcome too
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    2021-2022 NFL Season: Deshaun Watson will die a Texan!

    Thinking a team will win is not fandom. That's not how being a fan works. Fandom is about what you want, and what I WANT from that game is a meteor strike at the 50 yard line.
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    2021-2022 NFL Season: Deshaun Watson will die a Texan!

    niners are winning the SB. What was the stat they showed during the 49er / cowboy game? Half the time when the teams meet in the playoffs, winner goes on to win the SB. Don't come at me with that BS that about how they usually meet in the championship game. This is superstition, not logic.
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    Best phone games?

    So am I the only sucker on foh who downloaded Evony: The King's Return thinking it was a puzzle game and stuck around anyway?
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    2021-2022 NFL Season: Deshaun Watson will die a Texan!

    Whatever I decided to google it. Arrowhead is the loudest sports stadium in the world, not just NFL. They got to 142 dB. Tiger stadium has gotten to 130.
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    2021-2022 NFL Season: Deshaun Watson will die a Texan!

    And then after the investigation was announced, suddenly they stopped setting records for crowd noise?
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    Doctor Who

    Tennet is fine. Just not matt smith again.
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    2021-2022 NFL Season: Deshaun Watson will die a Texan!

    I remember when they were trading that title back and forth too. But they might have only been the loudest NFL stadiums. Plus, didn't they find out the seachickens were piping in crowd noise through the speakers?
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    Pit bulls - The Breed of Peace

    That's why I don't let dogs in the room when I'm raping someone.
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    The Mandela Effect

    Also, he was the face of diabeetus since ... Well fuck I don't remember since when. Since the before time. It just seemed like he should have been dead way before he died. I'll tell ya what's going to be a fun one. In a few years people will get a mandela effect thinking Betty White is...
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    Terrible & appealing invention ideas

    If you're not already making your fridge talk dirty to you and fucking her up the ice chute, nothing's going to make you happy.
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    2021-2022 NFL Season: Deshaun Watson will die a Texan!

    Quick question because I haven't been paying attention to other teams this year. Why isn't ndomakin suh suspended? I know he likes to stay suspended to keep himself fresh.
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    2021-2022 NFL Season: Deshaun Watson will die a Texan!

    Yeah I actually thought personal fouls were handled differently. But Gav and Jooka got me sorted out.
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    2021-2022 NFL Season: Deshaun Watson will die a Texan!

    If it's the rams ball because it had already been turned over on downs, why isn't it 1st and 25?
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    2021-2022 NFL Season: Deshaun Watson will die a Texan!

    Do you want to make Tom Brady an even bigger legend? Because this is how you make Tom Brady an even bigger legend.
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    2021-2022 NFL Season: Deshaun Watson will die a Texan!

    OMG this fucking game. LOL
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    2021-2022 NFL Season: Deshaun Watson will die a Texan!

    White men can't jump.
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    Pole Barn / Outbuilding / Machine Shed / Man-Cave / Workshops

    Those links compare it to adding on rooms. So are they talking about taking a house that has no basement and adding one? I assumed you could only add a basement to a new structure. I would love to have a basement, but we don't do them around here. I'm told it's because of the flooding.
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    What are your relaxation/meditation/calming routines & habits?

    I'm not trying to troll, but I legit expected heavy drinking and masturbation to be the most given answers.
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    Vikings

    I saw this vahalla thing on netflix last week and was bummed when it was only a trailer. I was wondering if it was an official continuation of the vikings series. If you search for vikings you get tons and tons of things that have been named that through the years. I may have said this...