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I know with the above ground stuff there are magic numbers depending on stud distances. For instance the cost for a 48 ft span is the same as a 45 ft span because they're using the same 12 ft beams but you have more waste. 40 ft would be the next lowest price break. I assume the same is true...

I don't need permits where I am. I sketched out what I wanted for a floorplan. Found a contractor to do it. He recommended an architect. He actually recommended a few and they were a lot higher than the guy I used. I can't remember where I got the name for the one I used. But the architect...

Same here. I was thinking blazing saddles. Some men just want to watch the world burn. Highlander maybe. Though, why remake it when it could just be another chapter. Shazam starring sinbad. It would be pretty epic. He did a sketch for a joke version and TBH it looked pretty good...

yeah any GPS does. But it is not accurate. That's why I want one that actually sees the signs. There's always a chance that an 18-wheeler will be in your way or something, but at least that's plausible when the cop pulls you over.

And if we're honest, typical black person attire in the 80's and 90's looked a lot like a genie too.

A dash cam running recognition software that can keep track of the speed limit signs it sees. It needs to have a little display to show you. This way there's no more guessing when you see a cop. You'll always know what the last speed limit sign was that you passed. Once it's refined, maybe...

how is that a dream? That's actually more hassle than what you do now. Running a CC is slightly easier than waiting for and answering a text. Using the RFId keyfob is way easier than both.

that was an episode of black mirror. But for me, #1 would have to be that the government doesn't want me to do it. From there, I'd make a decision based on features and security. But if they push it even a little bit, then fuck it, I'm out. Also, it would need to be easy to take out.

Inflation. Terminator was released in the 80's. I told a modern joke.

It's very important to me that you faggots post pics in the FSR thread. Some conjoined twins appear to have definitely done porn. The search led me to horror porn. 2 minutes later I inexplicably lost interest in my search. And now a leaked photo of you two non-picture-posting faggots.

Fuck. The anders girls are hot. They look like chloe bennet Also, there's been an update I'm not sure who the ones on the left are. But I'm about to find out.

I heard the woke crowd was pissed at this movie because it lampoons the media for it's sloth and corruption. Without knowing anything about the plot, I assumed the title referred to banning anyone from researching shit (or looking up). Then I read this thread and redpillers are pissed at it...

Was that Stan Lee riding the bike at 0:32?

My brain tells me this is a lie, but apparently my penis believes. Was this actually released in 2021? Do they have the vintage commercials still? That's become an important part of my Christmas Eve tradition. It would be cool to see a different set of commercials.

I went with paying someone to design my barndo because my soil is garbage and I wanted an engineered slab too. Just got started on that. Still can't get firm prices from the contractor but we're going to just push ahead and get it done. The architect said if we need to resize it after getting...

Do you ever wonder what it would be like to be a browns fan? Or any other team where you know year after year exactly when your season will be over. What I saw was them being ticky tack when calling the cowboys but not the niners. I prefer refs to not make the close calls, but if they're...

Simple change to do at work. Because too many people need to justify their jobs, it's an MOC that spent months being reviewed by engineers and now I have 2 days to do it. No problem. They all assure me it's a simple change! So I'm looking at the mountain of paperwork they sent in which they...

Scope creep should be your friend. That's when a good PM will get you more time.

My company doesn't let us rollover vacation anymore. I don't blame them. Company I used to work for had a lot of people quit or retire after decades without ever having taken a vacation. Oh, they spent weeks skiing in vale and other shit like that, but they never took vacation time. Just...

According to my wife, one of those boys was a much better butt artists than the other. I didn't pay attention to which one it was.

I completely missed season 7. I watched the Season 8 armageddon stuff and was like, "WTF did I miss something?" Sure enough I did. I remember us talking about dibney being canceled and that part sucked ass. But I don't remember anyone talking about the anti-vaxx mandate theme in a couple...

They were throwing trash at everyone. The refs themselves weren't really targeted other than being another living being on the field. Fucking embarrassing. I thought I was watching video from philly.

I heard the NFL is talking about suspending Dak for all of next year over something he said about the refs. I haven't been able to find a story about it though. Any of you hear that? In case you're wondering, no I don't believe it. But I figure if anything close is being talked about one...

Considering this was a rebuilding year, the Cowboys did pretty good making it to the playoffs. Next year is going to be so SCHWAY!

Cowboys shot themselves in the foot multiple times with dumb penalties. But it also seemed like every ticky tack call was being called on them and not on the niners. My crazy conspiracy theory of the day is that Jerrah paid for that performance by the refs because he wants the super bowl...

Just saw it with my wife last night. Loved it. Paul rudd is a goddamned national treasure and I'll fight anyone who says otherwise. Girl Sheldon was pretty great too. I'm going to assume her autism is why she didn't freak about the ghost activity. I never saw the grrl pwwr Ghostbusters but I...

You need one of these

I've heard of exhaling calories, but never urine. Don't they measure the exhaled calories with a BMR test?

Is luck more like a stream or a finite pool? It seems to be streaky, which is why when you luck out people will tell you to hurry up and go buy a lottery ticket. But some people also clearly think it's a finite pool because they talk about being glad they're not wasting all their good luck...

There were some books that fit that description. I wonder if those were going to be the basis of that show. It would explain why that story line abruptly ended. I think the first one was called coruscant nights. That would be surprising. Those braids on his shoulder are supposed to be...

They actively hated and destroyed technology in the legends stuff. I think that was based on some dialog from epIV, so I'm hanging onto it. They're like post apocalyptic amish. Mando was raised by mandalorians and was trained. Boba never really got trained by jango. It's conceivable that...

Don't know what you have, but we have 3 and they're named after various sex related demigods.

The Rapists That's plural. Who's the other rapist on the team?

Just wanna say that's a pretty neat pic. How'd you do it? Was it tireless photoshop or is there an app? Then that makes them useless in the argument over whether you're fat. They just prove that at some point in your life you weren't.

I would tell you two to get a room and fuck, but I know vanessa is an attention whore and can only cum if people are watching. Once again, negging a chick works. Even if she only thinks she's a chick.

I'm still hoping for Richard Ayodel. He's black so he checks an intersectionality box.

My vote goes to the nude tough mudder. Can't think of a sexier race. Playboy channel had a nude olympics when I was a kid, but I never got to see it.

Damn, I love sinbad even if he's trying to gaslight us right now.

it is real. People are trying to gaslight us for some reason. I guess for fun. They picked this one because it's a forgettable movie. Either that or someone brought back a VHS tape from the alternate timeline.

Are jaskier's terrible songs part of the joke? I remember "toss a coin to your witcher" being pretty good. All of them this year were so bad i can't even come up with a suitable cliche.