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  1. McCheese

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I was just doing some reminiscing in another thread and I thought of a new rustle: bathrooms that have the toilet in a separate room. This isn't something we have a problem with in America (because we're not god damn savages) but overseas there is this weird tendency to put the sink in one...
  2. McCheese

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    The best piece of furniture for organizing clothing is a giant fucking pile of clothes in the corner of the room. You can sit on it in a pinch, too.
  3. McCheese

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I've never understood why they named a clothing store with a term for third-world countries with shitty economies. They might as well have just named it "Sweatshop Depot" or something.
  4. McCheese

    The Fast Food Thread

    Fucking pro tip. Well done, sir. It pains me to think about all the delicious grease that has soaked into my paper plates, wasted.
  5. McCheese

    The Fast Food Thread

    Too greasy? Does not compute. I remember this kid back in elementary school who used to dab napkins on his pizza at lunch to get the grease off. I always thought he was crazy cause he was getting rid of the most delicious part! I think that might be one reason I really like the big chain...
  6. McCheese

    2013 NFL Season

    After watching that abortion of a game last night, I feel a lot more confident that the Skins can win the division again.
  7. McCheese

    Just had my expired passport stolen

    The 1800EUR and expired passport were decoys to protect his real passport. Mission successful!
  8. McCheese

    Big Picasso's thread or BPT for short.

    Sorry about your dissatisfaction with the current state of McDonaldland. I'll see what I can do, but ultimately I'm a slave to the masses. However, I truly believe that together we can enact this much needed change!
  9. McCheese

    Big Picasso's thread or BPT for short.

    Considering I didn't quote you at all, why did you think my response was targeted at your post? Yes, I understood your reference. I was talking directly to Eomer and his assertion that her "teef are just a little messed up".
  10. McCheese

    Just had my expired passport stolen

    That's an interesting question. The thing I'd be worried about (and which you're probably worried about) is having my valid passport cancelled through some government drone fuckup, thus resulting in problems at the airport. As soon as you report a passport lost or stolen it is invalidated so...
  11. McCheese

    Big Picasso's thread or BPT for short.

    They look fine to me, ignoring the slight yellowness (but that could just be the overall tint of the picture I suppose). You're approaching Seinfeld levels of nitpicking if you think her teeth don't look alright.
  12. McCheese

    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    Dinklage always looks like a homeless person.
  13. McCheese

    The Back to School Thread

    Isn't an abortion gone horribly wrong already, by default, a bad abortion? It seems redundant. I'm not normally one to nitpick things like this, but since this is The Back to School Thread I'd hate for someone to read your post and start writing redundancies such as "bad abortion gone...
  14. McCheese

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I don't care how much money you save, a root canal will never tickle anyone's pickle.
  15. McCheese

    Best mind blowing movie.

    "The Sting" Note that I'm talking about the old Robert Redford movie, because there is probably some shitty Syfy movie about a human-bee hybrid with the same name.
  16. McCheese

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    The only thing worse than this is when that guy gets paid more than you.
  17. McCheese

    2013 NFL Season

    And now all the sad Ravens fans are blaming the Orioles for this hilariously bad loss. "They wouldn't let us open at home!!!"
  18. McCheese

    2013 NFL Season

    To be fair, the Skins don't really play on natural grass. It's more like patches of dirt.
  19. McCheese

    The Current State of Vodka (or if you prefer all vodka comes from three distilleries)

    I liked Noodleface's racism better when it was highly passive aggressive.
  20. McCheese

    Desktop Computers

    In certain situations it makes sense. I bought one of the Asus gamer laptops back in 2009 because I knew I would be doing a lot of long-term, international traveling in the near future but I wanted to be able to game no matter where I was. It's the only thing that made a shitty week in...
  21. McCheese

    Travel Tips: Booking a Flight

    I've never had a good experience on a Delta flight. Personally, I'm the opposite of Alex in that I always take the absolute cheapest flight possible, even if it means a long layover and/or shitty airline (thus me flying on Delta numerous times despite hating them). That said, I don't think...
  22. McCheese

    The Beer Thread

    Lagunitas makes good stuff all around.
  23. McCheese

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    I quit WoW a few months ago when, as I was reading this thread, I realized that I was one of the bads that everyone complains about in LFR and 5-mans.
  24. McCheese

    Business Ethics - Companies that you refuse to do business with

    This exactly describes the situation in my town. We have the dirtiest, ghettoest Wal-Mart and literally across the street there is a really nice Target, which is clean, upscale(ish), and full of pleasant customers and helpful employees. Our Wal-Mart used to be open 24/7, but homeless people...
  25. McCheese

    2013 NFL Season

    It was mediocre, but I think this comment is quite possibly the most accurate thing ever written in the history of mankind: Fuck FedEx Field. In other news, people in The Baltimore Metropolitan Area have already become unbearable (moreso than usual, I mean) and The Ravens haven't done...
  26. McCheese

    Desktop Computers

    Sounds like a heat issue. I was having the exact same problems you described on my old Asus gaming laptop until I started using a decent cooling pad.
  27. McCheese

    Business Ethics - Companies that you refuse to do business with

    I've never avoided a company on ethical grounds. For me price, convenience, and quality are the only deciding factors in whether or not I'm a customer. For example, I like to buy American when possible, but if there is a cheaper, relatively comparable version from China sitting next to it on...
  28. McCheese

    Weight Loss Thread

    I know you're joking, but whenever I eat pizza rolls I make sure to drink milk. A bag of 90 pizza rolls usually results in drinking about half a gallon of milk. So good. The flavor profiles go together very well, especially for spicy varieties of pizza rolls like the Buffalo or Jalapeno ones.
  29. McCheese

    Weight Loss Thread

    Milk (and milk products) are delicious as fuck and anyone who argues against it is nothing but a lactose intolerant pussy.
  30. McCheese

    Anarchy Online New Graphics Engine

    That's the one I remember! So, so terrible.
  31. McCheese

    Aradune Returns to EQ aka the EQ Nostalgia thread

    I used to play the tutorial over and over when the servers were down. EQ is a helluva drug.
  32. McCheese

    Anarchy Online New Graphics Engine

    What ever happened to the grand story that was originally planned for AO? I remember one of their big differentiators from other MMOs of the time (read: EQ) was that they would have an epic story that would gradually progress and be told through videos and updates on the website. I remember...
  33. McCheese

    Weight Loss Thread

    1 - 2 tbsp of coconut oil per pound of body weight a day for maximum fat loss and muscle gain.
  34. McCheese

    Desktop Computers

    Is getting 3 years of solid gaming out of a pc really that bad? I just upgraded mine and if I don't need to do any more upgrading for 3 years I'll be tickled pink.
  35. McCheese

    Anarchy Online New Graphics Engine

    I played this for a bit about 10 - 12 months ago. About 5 minutes after logging in a guide showed up next to me and started chatting with me, asking if I had any questions about the game, and told me that if I needed anything to just let him know. Good customer service, but then again, when...
  36. McCheese

    Aradune Returns to EQ aka the EQ Nostalgia thread

    I believe this guy spawned in The Seafairer's Roost occasionally. I used to camp the bards in there on my mid level characters and I'd see the beggar now and then. I believe what he said was "Might I have a copper, please?" or something along those lines. The first time I heard the audio it...
  37. McCheese

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I was waiting in line to send a package at the post office last week and this guy spent 10 minutes arguing with the cashier that the price she was telling him to ship his pair of shoes was higher than what Ebay told him it would be.
  38. McCheese

    "I'm a fucking idiot, what do I do now?", he said to his wife.

    Everyone does stupid shit, but stringing together the number of stupid decisions that Onoes did requires a special kind of stupid. He knows it.
  39. McCheese

    What are you playing?

    I just finished trudging through that abortion of a game called Heroes of Might and Magic V and it's two expansions. Utterly terrible, but the completionist in me made me force my way through them in order to finish some of the shit I've paid for on Steam. Before that I played through the...