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How has no one commented on Silence's hellish arachnophobia house? Mowing the lawn and having hundreds of spiders crawling on you? That sounds like some of the most horrifying shit I can imagine. Nuke it from orbit, etc. Anyway, When my nose is stuffed up I drink a shot of vodka with black...

That just doesn't make sense, though. Why bother drugging him AND Deb? Why not just drug him when he is at home? Or hell, just show up and talk to him? It's not like he's a social butterfly who is constantly surrounded by friends and family. The entire thing just seemed like a stupid reason for...

This is sage advice for interactions in general, not only Craigslist.

I finally have a PC that can run this game like a boss, and I'm really enjoying it so far. It's cool to interact with Superman, Batman, Wonderwoman, Flash, etc. I'm only a casual comic book guy so I've never heard of half of the villains I've encountered and some of them are so corny that I...

So why exactly did Hannah drug Dexter and Deb? She wanted to ask Dexter to kill her husband? Why did she need to drug both of them to do that, and why did she leave Dexter on the side of the road? It just doens't make any sense. Deb thinks that Hannah wanted to show that she was in control...

I've pretty much always used some variation of Durex. The first ones I ever bought were Durex...I got this massive variety pack of them, something like 50 condoms in 5 different varieties. That lasted me for quite a while because I wasn't getting all that much back then. I moved overseas just as...

I think calorie counting and weighing food is great to do a for a while because it makes you aware of how many calories are in things you eat frequently. However, I can't imagine doing that for a lifetime. Then again, I've never been a "data" kind of guy, but I know lots of people who workout...

He should have just smashed all the pigeons.

This. It took me a minute of reading the original post to realize that "43st" wasn't a mistake for "43rd", but rather "st" meant stone. Every time people laugh at Americans for not using the metric system, I can take solace in the fact that we still don't use the most retarded unit of...

Every Mothers Day when I worked in a restaurant as a server. Without fail, we'd have a 3-hour-deep wait of African families with the men wearing their only suit and women wearing insanely large, hideous, flowery hats and...mumus...that were so colorful they assaulted the eyes. Without fail...

This. I know a guy who does crossfit shit at a regular gym. He just goes online to some website to see what the crossfit WOD is and does that every day at the gym.

A: Back in third grade a group of the "cool" kids asked me to play football with them one day at recess, but I declined because at that time I didn't know how to play football. I still think about it to this day and how differently my life would have turned out if I had become friends with the...

Hugh Jackman is a really great singer. I'd love to see a musical take on one of Wolverine's stories.

Posting your murder victim online seems like more of a MySpace kind of thing.

I tried it but it was too boring. I can't argue with the results and some transformations I've seen people go through using it are very impressive, but I find lifting heavy weights to be much more interesting, enjoyable, and effective. One thing I've always wondered about P90x/Instanity: what...

A: No, and if you do this you're a weirdo. It's just music. Q: Why didn't Enob post a god damn question?

Pro tip: make an awesome slider by sticking a pizza roll between two bagel bites. You're welcome.

All we have around here is a million pupuseria trucks.

My first thought after reading the initial story was "Has the OP never heard of Carmax?" Unless you're trying to buy a SUPER cheap used car or a junker or something, there is really no reason to go the craigslist/private route anymore. Carmax has awesome used cars at reasonable prices.

I know several Mexicans (as in, born and raised in Mexico) who go to places like Chili's, Don Pablo's, On the Border, etc. and say "I'm eating Mexican food." If you say we can't call the shit those places serve "Mexican", then we can't call the food at Olive Garden "Italian" or the stuff at...

I've eaten a 90-count bag of pizza rolls without cooking them (i.e took them out of the freezer for a few hours until they were soft enough to eat, and ate them like a bag of chips). Also, no one eats pizza rolls when they're burning hot because the burst of boiling sauce gives 3rd degree...

A: Black, because it's a gangbanging thug. (Edit: Although, thinking more about it, Brown might shoot it in self defense.) A2: None. I love all memes and welcome their use because they make me smile. Q: Did you learn about Kwanza in school alongside Christmas and Hanukkah?

I want to "research" a 90-count bag of pizza rolls and a family size bag of doritos.

Who initiated the recent, more frequent interactions? If it was her, it sounds like she might not be so happy in her marriage anymore. And what does your wife think about you spending so much time together? It sounds like a dangerous situation to me. *edit* Lol, 3 posts basically saying the...

I'd stay in America. I've spent time living in Europe (Spain), Central Asia, and Eastern Europe. While all of those places had positives and negatives (just as America does), none of them come close to the USA in terms of freedom, comfort, convenience, and safety. I really think people who...

There are a lot of people so invested in and devoted to their job that losing it is akin to the death of a loved one. I can certainly see how those people can suffer great emotional distress upon losing it. I think it just depends on how you view your job: is it just a means to make money and...

Who doesn't like bacon? Hell, I've known several devout Muslims from the Middle East who came to America to study and ended up trying bacon and LOVED it. Would you rather live in a house infested with mice or roaches?

A bit off topic, but I've always wanted to try a bit of one of these insanely expensive (i.e thousands of dollars) bottles of wine. I'm curious if it really tastes so much different/better than what you can get at the liquor store. In my experience liquor has diminishing returns, in that the...

Just a difference in morals, I guess. I'd personally feel like a scumbag.

I think his healing factor probably sped up his muscle growth as well.

Wow. You're a pretty shitty human being if you think it's ok to bang a chick who you know is in a monogamous relationship. Of course, the girl is just as much at fault as you because she is knowingly cheating on her boyfriend, but I can't see how knowingly participating in the cheating is ok...

I hear the best way to get a cheap, used car is to do a Craigslist meet-up in a seedy parking lot. Tell her not to worry about bills of sale and whatnot, and tell her to bring the whole family. Anyway, Why would you raise the subject? I thought it was pretty universally agreed that women...

Why would anyone spend 50 - 80 dollars on a steak when you can go to Wal Mart and buy the steak in the black package? No one can tell the difference! It's a STEAKOVER!

I knew a guy who sounds like Vatoreous. I met him overseas and worked with him for about a year. He'd lived in over 20 countries and traveled to more than 60 over the course of about 30 years. He basically carried his entire life in a couple bags and had no real desire for anything beyond what...

Well yeah, that's why I was a massive fatty back in the day. I think I posted in another thread (or here?) somewhere here about my 9,000 calorie day. And that wasn't a super rare occurance for the old me.

I miss the days where I'd eat an entire box of spaghetti, a full bag of meatballs, and an entire jar of pasta sauce for dinner. Those were the days!

Somewhere on the Internet, the juiced-up, ex-con boyfriend is posting the other side of this story on a body building message board.

Orange is the New Black.

That's a damn good transformation. You look like a different person.

I see what you did there.