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Playing a Bard is going to be a bitch when Im old. You assholes get the mana song and thats it. Twisting is for young people!

One would think they would do that with the "I"s also. Work smart not hard.

You Plan on playing the next WoW expansion?

Cant wait for the Rerolled family in this game. Everyone will be trannys.

Yeah, I said American Inventor. It just flows so smoothly. If you could own a pro team which one would it be? (baseball, football, hockey, basketball etc.)

Found out when I was 16 that I have 2 older sisters. Also the same year I found out my grandfather used to rape my mother so often she had 2 abortions because of him. Always a fun time when mammy gets to drinkin.

God damn son, how hard is it to take a fucking photo? Syphilis eating away at your motor control or what? Also, no one likes an old bitch that as orange as government cheese.

Proud of you bro, knew you would make it. Don't go Brooks on us though.

Fuck peppers. MOAR CHIKEN! Who is the shittiest Jedi ever?

My alliance toons are Nesingwary and apparently it has shit the bed when they merged it with Vek'nilash. Logged in today to do my headless horseman runs and noticed my toons all had to do name changes. Got to looking and all of my toons have been copied but the copies are from 48 hours ago. The...

Trannys bro, everywhere. What was the lowest point in your life?

I live in the 'burbs. Have a chain link fence around my yard. I have shit for a front and a huge side/back yard. Normally everyone just walks through the front gate and delivers mail/pizza/whatever to the front door. Put a spring on the front gate so i closes automatically after I adopted the...

He's not AMOD. We should use our Jug mod/ambassador to the Council the all natural Soygen?

Yeah I suppose I'm in the wrong about the dogs. I'm just used to my old mailman who was cool as fuck. Each of my dogs are certified CGC but its not like the new mail chick knows that. Jimmies still slightly rustled, mainly because I have no cheese in the fridge and I wanted an omelet.

Incoming argument about if you should tip or not.

Got a new mailman, actually its some bull dyke looking chick and she refuses to deliver to my house when the dogs are out. No one else that comes to my fucking house, not the UPS guy, pizza guy, the old mailman, no one has a problem with these dogs. I mean for fucks sake two of my neighbors let...

Ain't gonna lie bro, had to look that word up.

He is looking quite dapper.

I do like when my balls are clean. These council folk seem thoughtful

No motherfucker you're just pathetic. I mean what did you think, that you are some fucking Don Juan who sticks his dick in hookers? Your so fucking pathetic that you need to come to this thread and post picture of smack whores in hopes someone some where actually gives two shits if you live or...

Scared to death of the ocean. Just something about being completely out of my element and having shit in there bigger than my house just wigs me out something fierce. Any games (video, computer, board, table-top) that you wished you would have played?

If Doritos signify the end of western civilization then I say let it all burn. Spicy Nacho Doritos is my kryptonite.

Big Sutekh, you make The Database? proud bro.

You get to pick the colors? Gotta make sure you can personalize yo grill.

I try to knock it loose then snot rocket it out. Sometimes though you just got to dig for gold. Why do I laugh when I hear about people getting shot but I turn into a blubbering crybaby when I watch Marley and Me?

Re-seasoning the pan as we speak. I explained the pan thing to her once we finished eating, she never knew about cast iron skillets. Apparently the only cooking her parents ever did was Pizza Hut or microwaves, bleh. Appreciate the feedback

Im not sure where to put this..It might go in TGWBYHT or maybe Cops who suck at there Job after I commit murder/rape/death Came home today and my kitchen was spotless. Im curious whats going on when the girlfriend pops around the corner and lets me know she cleaned my kitchen for me. Hooray me...

Pulled a muscle in my back once, almost cried when I had to wipe my ass after taking a shit.

Jug membership is always an impartial process. We select applicants on merit and skill need.

Thats why the Jugs will stay around forever bro and the Shaw Council will fail. you gotta diversify my Wakandans.

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Nah bro you good, she looks classy. Will there ever be a NFL team based in London?

You wish you rocked this hard.

Fantasy football is rustling my jimmies something fierce lately.

Bros it is with a sad heart that I report that Seven Feet Below have played their last show. Im just sad I only found out about this now. https://www.facebook.com/sevenfeetbelow

Yeah, in a year I'll be done with school and have my degree in Secondary education (Middle-High school). Already I'm thinking I'm wasting my time, common core seems like such bullshit. It seems more and more like all they want us to do is teach to a test so we get big numbers and can feel good...

If I put a pelican on a tread mill would it take off after being bitten by a daddy long legs cat?

King Foler whats up? Thought you went to Russia for leaking Government secrets.

I picked Shovel

You eatin the wrong cheese sticks then.