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  1. Hoss

    What tickles your pickle

    My company just sent the most ridiculous test phish email ever. It was from BANK. Not, Your Bank, or naming a specific bank. Just BANK. And the subject was MONEY TRANSFER. When you held over the link, the popup box said "do.not.click/instant.retraining...." and a bunch of other gibberish...
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I hope you told him your name was ching chong chow.
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    2024-2025 NFL Season - Dak Prescott's MVP Tour Part 2

    Maybe his kicking problem was that the hoores stopped relieving his stress.
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    2024-2025 NFL Season - Dak Prescott's MVP Tour Part 2

    I don't know when the accusations came out. You don't think the whores coming out messed up his head? Kickers have fragile minds.
  5. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    So you can't use phones and you call them immediately. Either you're admitting to breaking the rules, are a retard, or both. I'm going to say retard is most of it since you couldn't figure out that you can skip a step if it is unavailable.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Youre ridiculous. If you want an answer right now, call. Period. Email is the second slowest expected response. Here they are in order of quickest response to slowest. Call (don't leave a message) Text Teams Call and leave a message Email Snail mail You have no right to expect a fast...
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Yes but you do it every day. You are never actually away from your email. No need for a fucking auto reply to let me know your response time will be exactly the same as it always is.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Keyboard on my laptop, the function keys (F1-F12) do double duty for other things like muting the mic, changing brightness, etc. The problem is, to use the F keys, you have to hit the function button at the same time instead of the other way round. Fuck that shit, I use F5 refresh more than...
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    FOH Shower Thoughts

    You be a soft g if you wanna be. Me? I'm hard g all the way ginger. Also, nobody argues over how to pronounce jif. Maybe mexicans say 'hif', but they don't count they probably don't know how to spell it.
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    2024-2025 NFL Season - Dak Prescott's MVP Tour Part 2

    Cowboys A+ We're going unfuckingdefeated next year boys. We might not ever lose a game again. I've been saying since the middle of last season that we weren't a player away, we were 1000 lbs of players away. We needed O line, D line, and linebackers and we got it. Sure I wish we could...
  11. Hoss

    You know you're getting old when.....

    I'm probably wrong, but to me it's not true short order cooking unless the waitresses holler out your order in code and you can watch them work the griddle.
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    You know you're getting old when.....

    Y'all don't consider Waffle House a short order cook place? I've been in a few short order places, and if there's a difference between them and waffle house, I can't remember what it is.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Was he distracted by your titties?
  14. Hoss

    What tickles your pickle

    fuckin darkies always stealing shit
  15. Hoss

    The D&D thread

    yup same here. Except it was denting my dice tray and the papers I was rolling on before I got the dice tray.
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    The D&D thread

    I have a set of spiky dice. I love them but I never use them.
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    The D&D thread

    Ever tried alternate shapes? I rolled some barrel shapes and didn't like them. A wedge or an arch might be OK. But also what about a doubled up 8 sided dice or tripled up 12 sided?
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    You know you're getting old when.....

    That is not the same game as in the video. I may look for alternate rules.
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    You know you're getting old when.....

    I ask because I suddenly want to play it.
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    You know you're getting old when.....

    Is that a game for autistic kids?
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    You know you're getting old when.....

    Is that thing on the left a game of some sort? Looks boring as hell.
  22. Hoss

    What tickles your pickle

    I just wanted to update that the VPN says I'm in japan now and I'm a little bit excited and little bit worried about what kind of local commercials that's going to bring me.