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Did a white guy really just get drafted #1 overall in the NBA draft? This is a sign of the apocalypse, right? He's 18, did he even fucking go to college?

Tell your boss that if his wife would get a wax, she'd stop finding her pubes in everyone's teeth.

I can fuck the crazy out of the one in the bikini. No problem.

I was just at a convention with both of them. The sheriff and asta were also there. Alan is great in person too. Darcy, (Alice wetterlund) was the second best in RL. You may not like her character but she's way more fun than the other 2 wet blankets. Actually, big black wasn't that bad...

So, even with an asian hooker, now you gotta ask first how hard you're allowed to bite? What's this world coming to?

Brahma's family is the only black family in the world with no rhythm. Legend has it they got more than one ginger in the woodpile.

I don't get it. Are those related? Is the kid who killed his pregnant girlfriend the same kid the hot teacher was schtuping?

My new AC is so loud it sounds like its raining when it comes on. This is just the air moving from the fan. We can't actually hear the compressor or fan come on. I can't decide whether or not to call the AC company and complain.

Been a while since I've seen it. I remember the tagline "If you thought Friday the 13th was bad. Saturday the 14th is even worse.

I'm putting them in Tuff Sheds and all the windows are horizontal sliding windows. There was no option to get one that slid up and down. However, there were options to get perfectly square windows so after it was built, we just popped off the frame and rotated it 90 degrees. The next one I...

They had to pass that law cause the coon asses were tryin to fuck the mermaids.

medea or midea or something like that is the brand I just bought yesterday. But it is a regular window unit. Do they have heat? If they don't have heat, my searches would have filtered them out.

wtf, I've been shopping for window units for my sheds for months now. Hell, years if I'm being honest because there have been multiple sheds. How the fuck have I never heard of this?

I have been tempted to get a window unit for the garage. Now that I'm thinking about it again, maybe I'll set up a portable one in there and if we need it in the house, we just go get it.

$130 wouldn't buy one that would cool our living room and mounting is an issue. We don't really use the windows so they're all blocked off. But we have been planning to buy a portable AC. For that all we need to be able to do is open a nearby window for the exhaust and we can move it from...

Right before fathers day? You should tell her you want anal on your birthday and a blowie on fathers day. Then agree to swap the order and you can feel magnanimous.

The bare feet would be rough. Maybe someone can make shoes that look like oversized feet.

I kinda got to 'mostly explained' at the end of book 1.

I'm so goddamn sticky. My whole house is sticky.

I just listened to book one. I've never been a fan of audible books, but I guess I'm going to get the rest. I read pretty slow and the performance was good so I think I will stick with audio books. Anyone else listening to DCC podcasts? I found a couple and listened to an episode each and...

Our AC went out thursday. Dead as a doorhammer. We had called the tech out because it was making a funny noise. He said there was nothing he could do for it and it died right after he left. My wife was the only one here and I still think he did something, but whatever. They're here...

Both of these gifs seem like political commentary.

My first metformin bottle tore me up and I couldn't take the full dose. Then I went to my regular doctor and he switched me to the ER (Extended Release) version. He said it worked better and didn't tear your gut up as much. It worked great for me, I take the full dose now and don't notice any...

In Texas horse also rhymes with boss.

In fairness, we really need to see them without support to be sure.

I let my blood sugar get up to 350 last year. I think the a1c was 9.6. My eyesight took a nosedive. I started using readers and had most of my glasses swapped out to bifocals. I even added magnification to some of my shooting glasses. I also started metformin at the same time. It would be...

Try ordering something on prime when you're out of town and select the weekend for your prime delivery day. It'll be there next day every single time. They'll even send you an email crowing about how they got it to you early.

Nice. Kinda freaky how the eyes are always in the same place. I refreshed at least 100 times and saw one black. AI really does not see black people.

You must be basing that on pictures other than the one posted. The one posted was a 6. I'm not even 'knees too sharping' her. That's a godawful face and no body to distract you from it.

what ex president committed suicide? ex president of what? I don't think he was skeletoned. But there were 2 that I was never able to figure out because they posted so little.

Doesn't that predate AI? It's been floating around for years.

I think she had to go that big to distract from her face. It almost worked.

I like how she started pulling the dress down in the beginning then chickened out.

Did he quiet the board?

I've said it before. He's got a ginger in the woodpile.

I think we can tell him the best way to see rl tits that have been posted here. It's a magical incantation. @Izo show this Newfag ravvenn's tits please.

I thought that was tyen.

Hey, thanks Teams, I don't need you to remind me my mic is muted when I'm clearing my throat. How about you go fuck yourself?

My guess is Searyx since bruuce was talking about having doxxed him on the forums way back in the day.

Yeah but in your case, that's 2 measurements.