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My dad had a recipe for carp. He didn't particularly like carp but this was pretty much as good as it could get. You don't have the scale it or anything. Just cut 2 slits down either side of it's back to make pockets. Then find some cow manure and roll it into balls. Yes this is real, I...

Screamfeeder vs. Caepan Vanessa vs. teekey

Not entirely true. Maybe the part about this ep causing the blowup only appeared now, but we definately talked about him bitching out before any episodes dropped and talked about it being because of having to wear the helmet. But thanks for the rundown.

Can someone type out the jist of this rumor for those of us who aren't going to watch? Please. I feel like a 'please' should be in there somewhere but I don't know where. So now it's in there twice.

I need to figure out how to watch it.

I do. I get so fucking annoyed at having to check voicemail. Even with spammers if I don't feel like fucking with them I answer and hang up so they can't leave voicemail. That's the reason I won't sign up for the spam blocking service on my phone because it sends potential spam straight to...

Plot twist. Thats actually a former altar boy of his.

If you are willing to look hard enough you will always find things to be offended over. That's why they say someone has taken offense instead of saying they were given offense. You make the decision to take the offense.

No probably not. 3 other people who's name I can't remember will most likely get 1 month bans and another one will get a 2 month. Or is it 2 people with a 1 month and 1 with a 3 month? Something like that. At any rate the point is foldgerbro is probably going to win that one.

YOU GOT THE RONA! Quarantine to self for 10 days and try not to think about how quarantine literally means 40 days.

He was in the crossover, so he should be connected. I figured for sure he'd be a bigger part of next year's. Does it feel at all like a blacksploitation film of the 70's? Because I love those but I didn't see any way they'd do that in current year.

Xeq must have once acted up during phazel's time of the month and yeekey hasn't done that yet.

Is black lightning worth watching? I skipped it because I'd never heard of the character.

And titties. Don't forget tig ole bitties. I always thought a story with a completely alien species being the hero would be interesting. I don't think we have what it takes to make that story though.

First off Fuck you Asshat you can't tell me what I'm fucking voting on! And B: Hasn't it been more than a year since he's been muzzled? He was threadbanned before the bully pol pit happened, and that was in July. Thirdly, even if we say he was in politics up until july, it's still only half...

Screamfeeder vs @lurkingdirk - For inducing a seizure with the graphics in the first post. And also because scream being barred from politics has almost completely eliminated his asshattery. I think some of you are voting on how he acted in the past. Lendarios vs. @Caepan - For colossal...

In HS I did a typing test on the computer and scored north of 100 by just banging away on random keys and taking the penalties for the errors. In real life, I believe my typing speed was like 25 WPM. Haven't done one since. I think my mom was close to 200 IIRC. I saw her typing on electic...

I think the people on alderaan had a higher average life span. Until they all suddenly didn't that is. I've thought about this too. I like to pretend that there's a whole other galaxy of conflict within that galaxy and they just don't cross paths because their evolution made them so...

I think I type faster than I actually do. I have to be sure to proof read my shit because I'm always leaving out whole ass words. My best guess is that my mind THINKS I'm typing faster and just skips words to keep up with my train of thought. Come to think of it, I'm not 100% sure this is a...

Because I'm not a faggot. There's only bros and hoes.

I'm really glad the first pussy I tasted was a sweet one. My theory is that taste is determined by race but diet also makes sense. That first girl was oriental and Mexican mix. I never tasted another oriental but I tasted a lot of Mexicans and they were almost as good. Every white girl I tasted...

No. Most if not all of them live longer than humans. Yoda was 900 and thats both humanoid and frogoid. Chewie was already a hundred years old when Han met him. Gravity varies everywhere by a little. Its just part of life for them like elevation changed are for us. I think there might be a...

You let him get to you scream. You're not supposed to let us know you have a weakness for animals. Dog's not gunna fuck you dude.

Oh yeah. Well, if the stuff about dominion is true ... Actually no, I'm not going that route. Instead I'm going to remind everyone about how teeky said he took the bet because he was planning on leaving after the election anyway. So if he wins this he probably won't be around to serve his time.

Isn't teekey the one who's going to be banned once it's official that bidet lost?

Coming from someone who supports a family of incestuous pedophiles, this is not surprising.

Who's the actress. Maybe she's flat chested which would be consistent.

Maybe so maybe no. If not for modern medicine (the pill and condoms) I would have also had a lot of kids before I got eaten trying to wrestle a grizzly.

That's a gonna be a soft pass from dog.

Maybe. Depends on how much dick sucking you expect from a secretary.

I did some calculations and the matchups would have been 34,39% better if you had used reaction score for your ranking instead of post count. You can bump that up to 86,81123% better if you use the likes to post ratio. But that's a lot of work.

BAH of course you so. No doctors get paid when I use a common sense like a bar of soap.

I had occasional cramps in my calves at night. I just started sleeping with a bar of soap under the mattress and it cleared it right up. It was told to me as a home remedy and I did it as a lark. But sonofabitch it worked. There was one night cramp since I started doing that and it turned...

Yes. But they're basically camping for the weekend so they stay sweaty unless its cool out. These are the hardcore people who wear armor. There's also day trip people like me. And no. I do not wash.

I do remember many times getting leg cramps mid stroke when I was young. I always kept going and finished. The girls would ask questions like "why did you suddenly straighten your leg halfway through?". One girl even said she didnt like that position and to not do it again. I told her to go fuck...

@lickingdick what say you? Are other methods acceptable such as @ing your choice so they get spammed with alerts? Technically if you mouse over the name it does get underlined.

Then where does the drugs go?

Mine sure as hell isn't. And it's not really the single function thing. It's about how often will you use it and can it be done just as well with something tlse. A coffee maker is single function, but many people use it every fucking day and you can't really make a cuppa joe without it. So...

Well, at the ren fest for the past 50 years there's been a squad of girls who wear chainmail bikinis. It's been pretty much the same girls for all 50 years. I can dig up some before and after pics if you like. But the good ones won't be SFW.

You have unlimited room in your kitchen? I guess you can just keep it next to the salad shooter and the stand up mixer and the fry daddy and the popcorn popper. It's a waste of space if you're not cooking rice every day.