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Duckduckgo. For some reason this past week everytime I try to search something, it clears out the box and goes to the main page. If I didn't remember to copy paste the search first I have to type the shit back in again. What the fuck is up DDG, I want to like you, please stop sucking!

I found out today that a thing called a peanut butter malt exists. Maximum over rustle.

So have the cowboys named kellen moore head coach yet?

You gotta tell her about the jerking off. Don't let it get to head like that. Expect her to start asking a lot more often about your dolphin flogging activities.

It's got an apocalypse. I'm in. If it's still playing after thanksgiving I will probably go watch it in the theater.

I hated her as a kid too. Until I started liking girls.

You don't always have to hunt in the morning. Deer are often active in the middle of the day too. Especially if it was a clear bright night. They will have been out running around all night and bedding down for the morning. I mean, I get that that's part of it, I'm just saying the morning...

You're weird. Being cold always makes me want to kill shit. If the boog happens during the summer I might not show up.

Hidden where? In the end zone? Not a very good hiding spot, I saw them there all night long.

Pack the fenceposts with c4. They won't even think to question why the car blew up because of Hollywood.

mother fucker I'm getting tired of hearing about this fucking studebaker

Is that possible? God I hope so.

Give me a few days I need to figure out how I'm going to call it a rebuilding year AND that we're going to win out and go to the superbowl.

We've moved on to the second quarter. After a few more games we'll fall apart in the 3rd and then end the season falling apart in the 4th. In the playoffs we'll wait for OT.

ggooddddaammiitt He needs coaching. Too bad we don't have any of those in dallas.

Yeah. none of the starters are left from last year. There was one (martin) but he left the game already.

I was thinking speed humps. But the shitty ones that are bolted in and have high edges so they will break free easily.

Seeing as how my team has to face hopkins next week, this is a good time to say fuck you to the texans and fuck you to the piece of shit egomaniac who got rid of him. But not to the texans fans. On this issue, we're cool.

I get this with the VOD from my cable company (who I believe uses hulu tech because they sometimes ask me for a login). I never got it when I was running hulu from the fire stick though.

Because it worked out so well for the texans, now everyone wants in.

Mortgage company won't like it either. When I did it I had to tell them we were engaged for the gift to be valid. It was super awkward because I hadn't actually asked her yet. This led to my proposal story of laying in bed naked and exhausted after some hard fucking and she turned to me and...

A mentor or coach.

It wasn't that bad. I liked how real the crazy fighting stunts looked. It was jarring at first, then I realized that was closer to how it would look if done for real. Like I remember her drop kicking a guy and you could see her rebound off of him and hit the ground; then she was slow to get...

Team drummer for sure. In costume maybe bobbi has the edge, but in real life the women are in different leagues. There was a video posted earlier of a virtual panel and I didn't even recognize drummer.

You give way too much credit to enterprise. Its only value is that if you watch closely you can pinpoint the exact moment this shit fell off the rails. And in case you're wondering when that was ... it was when they showed romulans and then opted for the tng version of klingons instead of the...

If I get back into it, I'm going to get a mongolian bow.

I really enjoyed maron's show on air america. I listened to him back in late 2000. When I stopped listening in like march of 2001 he was still coming on the air every morning with a recount update. The tears. They were so sweet that they gave me diabetes and that's why I had to stop listening.

Cause I've been let down so often and I thought S1 was a good spot. Also I think I mentioned that it was time to switch. We rotate through the premium movie subscriptions.