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  1. Hoss

    Poll Should Kegkilla's Ban be Lifted?

    Lying about his alt is like lying about your criminal record on a job application. Sure you're not supposed to do it but we all know you're not getting the fucking job if you tell the truth. Your best hope is to lie and be a good enough employee that when they find out they don't fire you...
  2. Hoss

    NFL 2020 Season: Gravy Edition!

    Some of us don't live in a fantasy world like you. But 2 #2 picks will sound better in the trade than 2 #3s. that's all I'm sayin.
  3. Hoss

    Poll Should Kegkilla's Ban be Lifted?

    Waht? Suenig still reads the forum? This is my shocked face.
  4. Hoss

    NFL 2020 Season: Gravy Edition!

    Trades.
  5. Hoss

    Poll Should Kegkilla's Ban be Lifted?

    How was he supposed to protest his innocence exactly? He was banned every time he was found out. Besides, suenig wasn't going to listen to him in the middle of it anyway. He had no choice but to bide his time. But maybe he's lying too. I didn't interact with him enough for him to lie to me.
  6. Hoss

    NFL 2020 Season: Gravy Edition!

    McCarthy requested an extended review so he could go into the stands and get a hot dog.
  7. Hoss

    NFL 2020 Season: Gravy Edition!

    So did washington lose earlier and fall into first place?
  8. Hoss

    NFL 2020 Season: Gravy Edition!

    because what his name has been leaping cleanly over the pile
  9. Hoss

    NFL 2020 Season: Gravy Edition!

    Yeah but what's AAF? At first I thought it was arena ball, but that was AFL last time I checked.
  10. Hoss

    Poll Should Kegkilla's Ban be Lifted?

    I don't know but I don't think Alkorin is an idiot and he'd have to be an idiot to make a statement like that without proof. My guess is that suenig was lying. Either lying about the proof when he showed it to alkorin or lying about not ever having proof. I don't know which but we know...
  11. Hoss

    Poll Should Kegkilla's Ban be Lifted?

    Obviously with a statement like that alkorin has proof he cannot share with the rest of us.
  12. Hoss

    NFL 2020 Season: Gravy Edition!

    It's weird seeing Garrett changing plays at the line. It was like 2 years before Dak could do that. Is Dak that stupid or did kellen moore not have that in his offense in the beginning?
  13. Hoss

    NFL 2020 Season: Gravy Edition!

    Is Dallas's defense suddenly all world or was pittsburgh overrated? The Garrett Era continues in Dallas.
  14. Hoss

    NFL 2020 Season: Gravy Edition!

    Gilbert is the best defensive captain the Cowboys have had all year apparently.
  15. Hoss

    Poll Should Kegkilla's Ban be Lifted?

    No sense in arguing it here. Votes cannot be changed.
  16. Hoss

    Poll Should Kegkilla's Ban be Lifted?

    WTF why not? That sounds like the best part. At least tell us which poster. And who's side are you on, he specifically told you to make sure to give us the link. You are betraying him right now.
  17. Hoss

    Alex Trebec died

    It was even funnier that the originator of the thread is the only one who didn't get it. Ole folger musta been a rilly big trebek fan.
  18. Hoss

    NFL 2020 Season: Gravy Edition!

    Almost 3 years, isn't it? If his attitude improved in that time he should be pretty good.
  19. Hoss

    NFL 2020 Season: Gravy Edition!

    I am ready for the grape era to begin in Dallas. TBH I was hoping for rush, Actually, I don't think they should have given up on dinucci. At least he has game experience now which the other 2 don't. And ostensibly this will be for 2 weeks while the red rocket sits home jerking off with covid.
  20. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I bet someone told you and you ignored them.
  21. Hoss

    What's your craziest sexual experience thread?

    Heard? If you haven't felt her fart on your face while going down on her, then you need to up your game. It's gross the first few times, but it means you're doing your job right.
  22. Hoss

    The Good Place

    It was good. When you want some more, there's at least one really good porn parody of it.
  23. Hoss

    Post your ballot here to prove you ain't a cuck

    I think keg just wants to see me jerking off in the voting booth. He's been after my dick pics for years.
  24. Hoss

    NFL 2020 Season: Gravy Edition!

    I honestly hope Di'nucci kicks ass and sticks around just because I like saying his name.
  25. Hoss

    NFL 2020 Season: Gravy Edition!

    I didn't realize collingsworth inherited the "now here's a guy" phrase from madden.
  26. Hoss

    NFL 2020 Season: Gravy Edition!

    Oh and is it too early to declare the Di'nucci era has begun in Dallas, or do I have to wait for him to complete a pass?
  27. Hoss

    NFL 2020 Season: Gravy Edition!

    He's a fucking ginger. How is anyone supposed to care about a 'person' with no soul? Only so much can be expected of any man.
  28. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I'm probably about to have my shitlord card revoked, but I just put a spring on the bottom of my mailbox. It's not a huge problem having people run over our mailbox, but now it just pops back up. The best thing is that it makes it easier for my wife to check the mail from her tiny car because...
  29. Hoss

    What's your craziest sexual experience thread?

    Just be sure to start them all with "Dear Penthouse Letters, I never thought it would happen to me ..."
  30. Hoss

    MMA Thread

    Don't most people IN north america get them for free too? I don't think I've directly paid for a UFC fight since UFC2 when it cost $5 to watch the fight and get all the beer you could drink for free. There was one fight a couple years back that I paid for, but a storm knocked out the cable...
  31. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    My plan has always been to have 3 horns on my Truck. 1. meep meep - Just a pleasant one from like a miata or something to let someone know I'm there. 2. Musical - Something to say wassup to my boys. Probably would be the Duke Boys horn because that's the first one I ever heard. Maybe la...
  32. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    What the fuck dude, that sounds hilarious. Where's the link? To me it sounded like "HEY BITCH GET THE FUCK OUT HERE OR I'M LEAVING WITHOUT YOU. YOU'RE NOT WORTH THE EFFORT IT WILL TAKE FOR ME TO RING THE DOORBELL" And when I explained it to the young man that way he agreed.
  33. Hoss

    Saved by the Bell

    Not me man. That fucking poodle hair knocks everyone down a notch in my book.
  34. Hoss

    The Mandalorian

    OK. Good advice.
  35. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    We just changed clocks here. But I'm working the night shift, so instead of getting an extra hour of sleep, I get to work an extra hour. For free. Because of Covid-19 all overtime must be approved in writing in advance and they are not approving any overtime. That's a second and separate...
  36. Hoss

    NFL 2020 Season: Gravy Edition!

    I mean yeah, but they DID need to score. If he doesn't score there, there's a chance they don't score at all. It's football, you never know what the next play will bring.
  37. Hoss

    NFL 2020 Season: Gravy Edition!

    Wait weren't the falcons going to get rid of Matt Ryan? Why's he playing?
  38. Hoss

    NFL 2020 Season: Gravy Edition!

    Fuck it. Lets see our emergency QB. And get matty ice signed before the game ends.
  39. Hoss

    NFL 2020 Season: Gravy Edition!

    rebound. Take it to the bank.
  40. Hoss

    NFL 2020 Season: Gravy Edition!

    This cowboys / redskins game is fucking painful to watch.