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  1. Hoss

    AssHat 2020 Voting Round 2

    @Araysar vs. Screamfeeder - Bet welching faggot gets the vote 100%. Screamfeeder isn't even allowed to be an asshat anymore. Don't know why anyone is voting for him. Free him first, then vote him in next year. @lurkingdirk vs. Mist - For election fraud mainly. But also because he can't even...
  2. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Out of curiosity, is it shitty rice or did you always do it perfectly? Best way to cook rice is to put in 50% more water, boil it uncovered, then drain off the water. Fluffy every time no exceptions. I don't think a rice cooker can do that.
  3. Hoss

    The Mandalorian

    She's based and redpilled. They can't have that from a strong female lead. She's an auntie tina.
  4. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Have you considered stud services mrshause? *wink*wink*nudge*nudge* knowhatimean ey?
  5. Hoss

    AssHat 2020 Voting round 1

    It's like when they gave people sharpies to mark the ballots. They knew it would be hard to read and would give them a chance to cheat. And by 'they', I mean lickingdick.
  6. Hoss

    Batwoman

    They should tell these squeaky wheels that in this show superman is in fact an FtM trannie and louis is an MtF, and they consider themselves lesbian lovers because they each love the feminine side of the other. But none of that will be talked about directly in the show, only hinted, because the...
  7. Hoss

    The Mandalorian

    If they didnt she would bitch about how they're hiding their feminity when the world needs more strong female characters. Anna is uglier than I thought. Didnt she get raped? Was he blind or is that a weird fetish.
  8. Hoss

    AssHat 2020 Voting round 1

    If you read this thread you've pretty much seen all the good parts. Except for the one where he tells the guy "fuck you I'll see you tomorrow". Have you seen that yet? Larry David is a good writer but only has 1 way to deliver the lines and it gets old halfway through the first time you see it.
  9. Hoss

    AssHat 2020 Voting round 1

    How about we judge the one who made the rules. Come on we're going to his house now. I have an extra pitchfork for you. Just stay where you are, we'll come to you.
  10. Hoss

    The Mandalorian

    OK. Good add. She's not top of the list, but probably ranks #2. She wasn't ever a main character but she was there the entire time I think.
  11. Hoss

    The Mandalorian

    You really wanna have this argument here? Even if you just hate titties cause they're nasty sacks of fat, why not choose boomer? For my money, Old Xena, Boomer, then Tricia. But admittedly you have to look past boomer's hairstyle here. #4 is probably Katie, but I can't remember any other...
  12. Hoss

    What's your craziest sexual experience thread?

    Not really. His wife has a public calendar if you wanna get into the rotation.
  13. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    They didn't say what store? Are they Christmas shopping or waiting in line at academy to buy some ammo?
  14. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    That rustles you? I've been laughing my ass off over it. The part that rustles me about it is that liberal family members are using it as a reason to cancel the holidays this year and I was really looking forward to the arguments.
  15. Hoss

    AssHat 2020 Voting round 1

    Are you saying screamfeeder IS bernie sanders?
  16. Hoss

    AssHat 2020 Voting round 1

    Go a bag of you piece of .
  17. Hoss

    AssHat 2020 Voting round 1

    Don't you say that every year, then people come up with a better plan and you don't do it?
  18. Hoss

    AssHat 2020 Voting round 1

    Make sure its chunky and extra hot. Where is @Alkorin on that list? Did you misspell his name? I was wondering who the hell alkorn was, but I didn't pay it much attention because some unknown couldn't hold a can to you. My god you are a colossal fuckup. He should have been on the list 4...
  19. Hoss

    AssHat 2020 Voting round 1

    How bout you go fuck yourself?
  20. Hoss

    The Mandalorian

    It already exists. Star wars the old republic. I played a mando and I ran around wrecking shit pretty much just like him.
  21. Hoss

    AssHat 2020 Voting round 1

    If you are unsure about a matchup write in suenig.
  22. Hoss

    You know you're getting old when.....

    When you don't have time to jerk off because you need to get to sleep.
  23. Hoss

    AssHat of the year 2020

    Is this the thread to campaign in or the voting thread?
  24. Hoss

    AssHat 2020 Voting round 1

    Araysar vs. RQB Screamfeeder vs. Bandwagon lurkingdirk vs. Alkorn Mist vs. Nirgon Gavinmad vs. Mudcrush Durtfeet Lendarios vs. Furry Foler vs. Caepan Kiroy vs. RovXIII Lanx vs. Archeron Dom vs. wormie Mario Speedwagon vs. Lightning Lord Rule BoozeCube vs. Vanessa Bubbles vs. Nidhogg...
  25. Hoss

    AssHat of the year 2020

    What the fuck? I don't see amod, admin, or AlkoTest on the list. They were all properly nominated. What kind of rigged horseshit is this? Look here buddy, this aint the US presidential elections, you can't just do whatever the fuck you want.
  26. Hoss

    Batwoman

    Yeah for most of the rest of the season. Didn't they already start dropping hints in the shows that it wasn't going to stay that way?
  27. Hoss

    Batwoman

    I'm all for keeping the name for nostalgia, but unless you're planning on ending the universe fairly quickly or keeping The Arrow as a character that makes occasional cameos, then the name becomes a detriment eventually. It keeps new fans from coming in and getting fully involved. Anyway...
  28. Hoss

    Batwoman

    Are you suggesting that the conflict is a character in star wars named either star, wars, or star wars? I'm just trying to understand exactly how stupid this analogy is. Thanks in advance for your answer.
  29. Hoss

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    A shot of Andromeda that just also happens to be a magic eye of Mr Spock. What're the odds?
  30. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I think you skipped a couple 3) Tanking the economy to hurt Trump's chances at re-election 4) Coop people up and make them desperate so they will riot at the drop of a hat to hurt Trump's chances at re-election.
  31. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    This. People who pretend to understand the reasoning behind covid restrictions, as if there are any. selfie of me right now.
  32. Hoss

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Still better than flying on el al
  33. Hoss

    AssHat of the year 2020

    And that started the chain reaction. Or chain over-reaction. You should have known his russian overlords had nukes. Bro. This is asshat 2020, not asshat 2004 which is about when that shit started.
  34. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Are you saying your kid had to wait outside or in the lobby?
  35. Hoss

    The what do you want for x-mas 2020 thread

    To be drunk on Wassel for 2 weeks and wake up to find Trump won in the courts and Biden has conceded.
  36. Hoss

    First World Problems

    Champlaign? I think there's an L in there somewhere.
  37. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Let me axe you sumpin. I could care less what you HAVE SAW in your grammer nazi books. If you can unnerstan it be right. What are you made of money? I downloaded a free scanner app for my cell phone.
  38. Hoss

    Poll Should Kegkilla's Ban be Lifted?

    Probably? You didn't suss out from the beginning that this was a case of a jogger escaping the plantation and that the black conservative had to be silenced? You're dumber than I realized.
  39. Hoss

    Poll Should Kegkilla's Ban be Lifted?

    You're going to pretend to be a conspiracy theorist and act like you not even familiar with the single best post apocalyptic movie ever? Like you never even heard of it in passing? Fuck your video thread. I don't know or care where that is. It's probably full stupid ass shit if you've never...
  40. Hoss

    Poll Should Kegkilla's Ban be Lifted?

    Joz asked who deunzel is. Are you saying you don't know who he is either?