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  1. Hoss

    NFL 2020 Season: Gravy Edition!

    To be more precise, the US has that kind of influence on the rest of the world. This is a rhetorical question because it's the wrong forum and if you wanna discuss it more, you can tag me into the thread in the grown up section. But why did it get this serious for kung flu and not for SARS...
  2. Hoss

    NFL 2020 Season: Gravy Edition!

    I would be fully engorged and looking for a job at a subway in dallas right now if we were talking about the cowboys. You mean until the second week of November.
  3. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I mean .... it was the capacitor both times? Sounds like you're either not replacing it right or fixing the symptom instead of the cause.
  4. Hoss

    NFL 2020 Season: Gravy Edition!

    Much as I like Tony, that comment seems more like he threw shade at Romo. Driving down the field with the game on the line only to throw an INT with seconds left on the clock is sort of Romo's go to move. Jerry was probably trying to say Dak is better than that.
  5. Hoss

    NFL 2020 Season: Gravy Edition!

    So I take it NY has your vote for the city that will have the most losses this season? I wonder what state will have the most losses?
  6. Hoss

    NFL 2020 Season: Gravy Edition!

    OK sure. But won't he also be dead next year? I don't think anyone said all the coaches would be fired, just that there would be vacancies.
  7. Hoss

    Batwoman

    wait which video is this?
  8. Hoss

    NFL 2020 Season: Gravy Edition!

    Is it my imagination or are injuries way up this year? Does anyone keep stats on that?
  9. Hoss

    NFL 2020 Season: Gravy Edition!

    In a league where horsecollar tackles are illegal, and facemasking is illegal, how the fuck is it legal to grab someone under the helmet and drag them down?
  10. Hoss

    Batwoman

    Yeah she looks like shit in that costume. I didn't even notice her man jaw before. Now I can't avoid seeing it even in the regular pics. Also, the jowels but at least those are only in the cowel. She has cowel jowels. And finally, her smile is garbage. Lets hope that's caused by the mask too.
  11. Hoss

    NFL 2020 Season: Gravy Edition!

    I had sirius for a couple years. I never made it to sports talk. I found the pron channel pretty quick and rarely found a reason to change it. When I did, I went to comedy channels.
  12. Hoss

    What tickles your pickle

    Covid 19 is not a weight gain goal.
  13. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Having been privy to the bosses side of that transaction, I can explain. It's because they've been wanting to get rid of you for some time and the boss was too much of a non confrontational pussy to do it. How much notice did you give? About 2 months?
  14. Hoss

    States Are Now Allowed to Legalize Sports Betting

    She's not going to fuck you CBS
  15. Hoss

    The Mandalorian

    midichlorians You Godless heathen. Oh shit, I thought that was stallone. They made another dredd? Was it any good?
  16. Hoss

    The Martial Arts Thread

    Now do knitting. Find a video from some woman who gave up knitting because the knitting circle was mean to her.
  17. Hoss

    You know you're getting old when.....

    Do you realize that it's your cheap ass not paying for porn that brought us thots? The market had to evolve because of you. It got hyper focused on the types of guys who would pay and it turns out they're a bunch of fucking losers who just want a girl to talk to them. If you'd kept paying for...
  18. Hoss

    You know you're getting old when.....

    My usage is pretty close to that. I only used it for research papers in college. So however many of those I had to write. I learned to type on a typewriter in typing class because in my HS that was considered a computer class. It was actually useful. The funny thing is that the next year...
  19. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    How old is the daughter? Do you have a chance at a mother/daughter daily double?
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    You know you're getting old when.....

    I know microfiche was used in a lot of movies. Anytime a reporter or lawyer was shown researching they'd be at the library pouring through them. Like, I bet Erin brockovitch used them.
  21. Hoss

    NFL 2020 Season: Gravy Edition!

    I got ya bro. I sent a solidarity on your behalf.
  22. Hoss

    NFL 2020 Season: Gravy Edition!

    Yup and it'll probably never work again ... or will it? Yes. But as soon as they touch it, it can be recovered by the kicking team. Otherwise it has to go 10 yards. So if you don't think it will make it 10 yards, it's better to not touch it. That was the beauty of that kick. It didn't...
  23. Hoss

    R.I.P Ruth Bader Ginsberg

    I don't mean to be disrespectful but I hope they don't forget the rope of a thousand knots in the coffin.
  24. Hoss

    The Mandalorian

    Make up your mind. Is she from the WWE or is this her first acting role? What if maybe he knew about the jedi but was being derogatory because mandos hate them so much.
  25. Hoss

    R.I.P Ruth Bader Ginsberg

    I just want everyone to know I was getting drunk tonight before I heard the news. This is not a celebration.
  26. Hoss

    Archer

    Someone remind me what put him into a coma 3 years ago. I can't remember where the dreaming started.
  27. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    What about her nips and clit? Are they pierced too? The one time I was having drinks with a much younger girl who was boring me to death, I finally stopped her and asked if she wanted to fuck. That's when she told me she was a lesbian. At first I was pissed that she was letting me buy her...
  28. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    We've complained about that before. It's only a problem for me me on mobile and now I just zoom in before clicking. Actually with threads like that, I make sure I click out to the right on "pics". That way if I miss I just get gnomedolf's profile. But for threads with short titles I zoom all...
  29. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Oh I thought he meant he was going to fuck the dude's wife.
  30. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    My wife lost all of her magic cards in a house fire probably 15-20 years ago. Our daughter got into magic through her friends a few years back and my wife tried to get back into it. But I think she is still pissed about losing the cards. She doesn't even know what they were worth but she...
  31. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Holy shit. A $30k MTG collection? Did you take a picture of it? I can't imagine how many cards that must have been.
  32. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    It's not silly. I'll be mad at both, but I don't care about him. Do you even know what it's like to be jealous?
  33. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    It's possible, but right now I love her too much to do that. It would depend on how quickly I stop loving her after she cheats on me.
  34. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Here's what you need to be scared of. When the recent ex who you're still talking to finds out you're fucking the neighbor lady. The only question is who will she go after? You, her, or both of you? Did these girls see you with the hot crazy ex? There might be some pre-selection going on.
  35. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I'd shoot the guy with my wife's favorite gun at a minimum. Can't say beyond that, but I'm pretty certain that would happen.
  36. Hoss

    The Mandalorian

    Well, we've seen his face like twice on the show, I think? It's not like they can't easily replace him without skipping a beat. What are we going to do, bitch that mando doesn't walk the same anymore?
  37. Hoss

    NFL 2020 Season: Gravy Edition!

    Sorry that was Gallup. I thought it was CeeDee finding that extra gear that the DB didn't have. Still not PI and gallup still needs to do that with a relaxed arm so he doesn't get any more bullshit calls.
  38. Hoss

    NFL 2020 Season: Gravy Edition!

    There was no shove, just his arm extending as he ran away. You have a right to put your body into position to catch the ball and make your moves. If the guy hadn't done a flop there would be no call. The NFL needs to figure out a way to stop that flopping bullshit before it gets popular. If...
  39. Hoss

    NFL 2020 Season: Gravy Edition!

    This is what I was worried about with McCarthy. I've never thought he was a good coach. I was hoping that maybe he only sucked at the coaching duties that Jerrah would be performing. But nope. You can't say that cost us the game because there was a lot of time left, but it was like he had no...
  40. Hoss

    Cheated out of my youth

    Not a school teacher, but a teacher at Dance Obsessions. A dance school for kids. This place looks like one of the schools "cuties" is based on. So, I'm gunna go sit in the corner and practice my shocked face while y'all look at the yelp pictures...