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The NFL just has to limp on till november when it all magically goes away.

Don't those stats include YAC? That means the safety was not letting plays get behind him. Just like he's supposed to do.

I love mushrooms. I hate onions. That they are often paired together makes me sad. When you say something about it and the cook says "You can't even taste the onions" is when it rustles my jimmies. Last thanksgiving I even got "I thought you liked mushrooms, I made them for you" First of...

It should auto correct to "Chinese Bat Aids". It will as soon as the changes I made to my personal dictionary are accepted. It's literally the only reason I chose the option to share my personal dictionary.

Then you guys will call him a mary sue.

I don't approve of being tagged into this thread and I don't know why you thought this was relevant to my interests. But it was funny.

Bout 10 years. I've netflixxed and chilled so it can't have been too long ago. But it was before tinder. I used eharmoney and plenty of fish. And you can bet I wasn't letting some bitch from the internet know where I lived.

So that means he'll have to be signed by one of our oppoents? I hope it's the Washington "football" squad. But he won't just be singed ...

For science!

all yall motherfuckers in here acting like anyone could be as good a batman as adam west. Forget the dark emo shit. Lets take another crack at corny.

Where? Is it anywhere other than quibi?

Nice. First pic I thought she was hiding a fat belly. But second pic shows enough to show she's not a whale. Let's see her ass now.

10 minutes of music and bullshit isn't too much to ask. absofuckinglutely. The girl shouldn't even want to go to your house so early in the relationship. She doesn't know what kind of psycho you are.

Hey another girl. Welcome. Please head over to the FOH naughty bits thread and post your tits at your earliest convenience. Thanks!

Jesus Christ dude, you let her know where you live? Fucking Crazy girls 101. Don't let them know where you live. Rent a hotel room, especially for the first time. Your options are limited now. I'm afraid you're going to have to keep fucking this perfect specimen for a while until she gets...

I had to check to see if the post you quoted was from this century.

Didn't the exam ask if you're black? Not possible to be racist if you answered that one correctly.

My company used to have to dial 9 to get out. There are lots of Indians working here and the country code for India is 011. There were so many people calling 911 and hanging up that we had to change the outside line number to 8. We lost that battle with the porn thing. If you support porn...

It's kinda awesome to just piss and let your dick flop around like a firehose.

Netflix beat them to it by a lot and they had technology that allowed them to predict demand and store movies at strategic locations to get them out faster. The whole thing was netflix's idea. When blockbuster finally got into it, the website was garbage and delivery slow. Not only that, it...

I was hoping it was a sequel to the last airbender not the blue alien porn. Oh well. The first one was so bad #2 couldn't possibly be worse. Bring it on.

The same sketch? He's already immune from that one. Or did he rape baby dolls multiple times? Look, as a former baby myself, I am qualified to forgive him for that, and I hereby do. Ad hominem e pluribis unim sic semper tyranus. I have spoken.

Life in Prison. No doubt about it. But I do hope it's minimum security.

The bodily fluids fall where they may. I don't aim in the shower.

Literal shower thought. Why do people leave a toothbrush in a communal shower? Like for real there were 2 toothbrushes in the shower just now. One was on the ground. Like am I supposed to NOT pee in the shower just because there's toothbrushes on the ground? I wanted to believe that some...

He looks like he's about to ask if you've seen his stapler.

Company we're working for is supposed to pay for our time in quarantine when returning from overseas. They tried to weasel their way out by claiming the CDC never said we had to self quarantine when coming home. The current CDC website doesn't say anything about that. Apparently my company...

Thats fine. I know thats your opinion on it and I disagree. But the point of the post wasn't to re litigate that. The point was to call *you out for constantly bringing it up as if we were willfully ignorant. Keep your secrets. Just don't use it as a hammer everytime you get into trouble in a...

It's not our fault we don't know. Many of us want the mod discussions to be transparent. Posted somewhere where we can see them. We're making what connections we can from the crumbs we are fed. So when we get something wrong don't get all snarky as if it's due to willful ignorance.

"Wear your mask so we can shoot again" is the only pro mask argument that ever moved me. It moved me for almost a full second before I remembered it was bullshit. Well OK outside of my company saying the mask was a condition of my continued employment. It's wednesday. I'm only keeping...

Halfway through your story onoes, I was ready to nerd rage and point out the fat boat guy and astronaut brother.

My wife would be fast forwarding through so much of this. She doesn't appreciate the art of buildup.

have you tried cutting yourself? Of course you have, look who I'm responding to. Your only options are self immolation or listen to rippy the razor.

Don't forget the part where if you don't respond to them they accuse you of disruptively parachuting into the thread. But at least that would be fewer reports.

Actually didn't he advise her to decline? Just a damned minute here. How can he be the dumbest person ever when I'm the dumbest motherfucker on the forum? You sorry piece of shit. You can't take my one thing away from me even if you were the one to give it to me.

Yeah well from what you said that doesn't eliminate you at all. Wait a year and see what the new sketch looks like.

I stalked the dog owner on facebook. OK, I'll admit, definitely pit bulls. All the dog pics he has appear to be pits. He even comments on one of his photos how they are snakes because they will bite you. And lol on his charges. He is charged with aggravated assault by manifesting extreme...

It can stop. For one thing there are red shirt years. Anyone who wants to sit out who hasn't already been red shirted can probably get that now. It would have to be requested and come from the NCAA. Also, I believe your eligibility can be suspended when you change schools under certain...

Maybe you should contact the CDC and let them know they're wrong. https://www.cdc.gov/rabies/diagnosis/animals-humans.html Diagnosis in animals A diagnosis of rabies can be made after detection of rabies virus from any part of the affected brain, but in order to rule out rabies, the test...

Yes and she works for a big time international company too. On a huge campus with a 70s style open office design.