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Because of chinese bat aids and people working from home, all expenses and shit like that have to be done electronically now and it's a cluster fuck. Right now electronically means printing them out, signing them, scanning them and then emailing. After that it gets emailed to like 4 more...

Is it too late? @Jx3 you want a memorial society. Check out the funeral consumer's alliance to hook you up with one. That goes for everyone actually. They will keep you from getting fucked over by funeral homes...

My wife used to accuse me of stealing the covers, but it didn't make sense because I usually kick the covers off. Then I realized she was fucking swaddling me in her sleep. Like literally tucking the covers under me on the opposite side so when I rolled over I'd take them with me. Naturally...

You're so full of shit. You never knew how a card catalog worked, you sure as hell don't know now. You weren't a library lady.

What does that mean? What does the pre-nup say about infidelity? I mean, it sounds like you have nothing to worry about regarding the kids as long as you can prove it. Don't forget to get alimoney. After all, you've become accustomed to the lifestyle she provides. Did you adopt the step...

That one always reminds me of the I love Lucy bit where Lucy is buying new appliances from a door to door salesman. She tells him in the beginning that they have no money so he keeps telling her how much she saves on each item. So she buys everything and then at the end she tells him to let...

Maybe boondocks will get it's slot. But for real, this sucks. i won't be able to sleep knowing they were writing the next season and I will never know what happens.

I feel ya man. I'm going to put one of my dogs down tuesday when the vet is back working. Till then we're keeping her drugged up to stay comfortable. We found her and her sister 16 years ago, and they weren't puppies, so we figure she's 18+. She's some kind of Shepherd mix, so that's really...

Tre'Davious white? that sounds like a made up name from the key and peel sketch.

I thought this was you until he reminded us that he lives in the UK. Then I went and took a closer look at the names. I bet I'm not the only one.

Yes. Unsuccessfully. The thing about a girl like that is that she WANTS a guy who will beat her. Not that she wants to be beaten, but she wants a bad boy who would do it. There may come a day when she can be happy with a dude who would never beat her, but probably not. If she was, the guy...

Think positive. Maybe he just smashed his phone and went off grid hide from her.

Small dogs make damn good audible alarms. I won't compare them to boerbels because I don't know that breed. But they're better noise makers than shepherds or labs or any of the mid to large sized mutts I've had. My biggest dog is a Greater Pyrenees. She's great as backup for the small dog...

As a cowboy fan, it doesn't bother me that they'll be doing social justice shit in the end zone. I won't be seeing that very often anyway.

I miss the old days of spell check where as long as what you write was a real word it fucking let it go. What we have now seems like it just decides "that can't be what you mean your vocabulary isn't that good". Fuck you spell check I like to use uncommon words.

Are FF leagues going to add in any special rules this year? Like 20 pts for not taking a knee during the national anthem? Automatic points each game they don't get chinese bat aids? If your guy gets chinese bat aids, you automatically get to use whoever they plug into his spot. etc etc etc

It depends more on the instructor than anything else. Best advice is try a lot of different schools. Most martial arts are geared towards men. So you might have a great krav maga school down the street, but if the instructor is afraid to push a girl it won't be any good for you. Nearly every...

Probably let go when tapped on the shoulder just like the sport version.

We're not talking about professional combat you fucking dipshit. If we were I would have brought it to the MMA thread. This started in politics with the portland youth liberation front including BE WATER in their instructions to their members when supposedly preparing for violence. Not...

The other day I was telling someone about the series "Sex sent me to the ER" and recounted the one I remembered best about the guy who kneeled in a bunch of needles and drove them up under his kneecap. Because he was sneaking some sex, he didn't notice. He was moving and worked all day like...

Fake ones are the ones that do dick punches? I'm just trying to figure out where to draw the line.

I'm not sure what you mean. Do you mean the MMA thread we have here? Yes I do. Do you mean the regular martial arts thread we have here (where I'm posting this)? Then yes I do but it's been dead. Do you mean some other forum dedicated to martial arts? True, I haven't been a regular in a...

Not the same guy. The one who won was steve jennum. Scott Morris was the ninja who got rocked by pat smith in like 3 seconds. That's all I remember him for and when I started to watch your video I was confused because I thought it was his only UFC fight.

Sure, because he lived in China. Has he stopped doing it since he fled?

Moving this to the right thread. I don't think those chi masters are kung fu. Certainly not the ones in the first video, as they're not wearing chinese uniforms. I watch those guys whenever I can and I don't remember any being kung fu. They usually come from tai chi or various japenese...

QUOTE="Screamfeeder, post: 3372987, member: 1985" You're a piece of shit astr0. A real piece of shit. Someone quote this so the ignoring coward can see me say it. It's too bad there's no way for Chuk to ever see this.

fuck that bro you gotta just type and hit send emmidiately. Do't even proof read that hsit.

Holy fucking shit, that is pathetic. If we had that reaction available in this section, I'd give it for both posts.

I don't need google translate to know that means "I am ocd". Its OK bro we know and like you anyway.

That's what I was thinking, but leave out jewish. It's still OK to discriminate against them unless you're in show business. They're going to weed out anyone not smart enough to label themselves as a protected class.

What is it about this that rustles you? I'm not sure why she transferred it to a smaller bucket. I think the cost of the extra concrete to fill the garbage can and replace it far outweighs the potential risk in trying to make that transfer. Plus, the new bucket is short enough that the...

I mean ... yeah if a roof isn't important to you? That's not really how housing works. When a storm blows through and ruins houses, rents go up.

He actually put them into the girls who broke your heart thread, but izo copied them into the FOH tits thread.

I get those too. But they have the wrong name. So I asked which property they were talking about and it wasn't mine. The thing is, I think they have my number with this woman's name because she gives my number out to people all over town. So I've fucking sold that house a dozen times. I...

I was wondering if he had any responses in there. But if the time stamps are to be believed and these were screenshotted the same day ... he was probably asleep while she was blowing up his yahoo.

I'll be #4 then. My hatred for onions far outweighs my desire to be liked by you.

Wait for a peaceful protest.

Might as well turn them into fuck chairs, with the tile floor they can't be any good for watching movies.

1. Aside from the taste they also upset my stomach. Exposure might fix that, but since they taste bad I don't want to. 2. I eat spaghetti with meat sauce, it does not have to have onions. I know this because we make our sauce from scratch and I would know if onions were in it. If the...

last time I went to mcdonalds I ordered the burger with no ketchup and no onions. I got it with ketchup and onions only. It was a fucking cheeseburger and they didn't even do cheese. Took it back and they did the 'scrape it off' drill.