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The 'pre-frotting' did make me chuckle.

Lookit the little fella got left out of the fun. It's not like the Chiefs/Bengals is an ongoing rivalry. Different arrangement had to be made, bitch.

Seriously, fuck insurance companies.

Man. I knew you were gonna go there. Yeah, deal.

Yes.

Hows this? Bengals lose, you wear a Browns av. Chiefs lose, Gravy wears a Raiders av. Or Bronco's. You pick.

I loathe all of you equally as if you were Borg. So I nominate Borg.

I'm torn on coleslaw on BBQ. If I'm making the sandwich, there's not much chance I'd put coleslaw on it. But if I'm in Memphis, I'm not going to order without the coleslaw, mainly because I figure they've constructed the flavor of the sandwich to include the coleslaw. I've only been burnt...

So are we gonna do this thing, big boy? Has there even been an avatar bet this year? This would be easier if I hated Cinci, but I want them to win this year. I'd happily wear a Cinci Avatar, and you wouldn't probably mind a Chiefs one, so we've got to come up with something equally distasteful.

Not exactly sure what you are getting at. I'm a Chiefs fan, I've got a pretty good handle on how 'worse it can get'. I was going to list examples, but fuck it.

I don't know. I really don't understand the play calling at all. 1st and 10, I wonder which Jamaal Charles is going to be running up the middle? I don't think Smith calls the plays, but I also don't see him looking downfield during any scramble, which he has to do often. His vision is...

I'm guessing corn and peanuts.

I just bought a mechanical keyboard, cherry. It's going to take some getting used to, but I think I'm going to like it.

I guess? I've never knowingly eaten them.

I look forward to expanding Uranus.

My biggest problem with Taco Bell's breakfast was the eggs. There was something wrong about them. Could have just been my local hillbilly Taco Bell fucking things up, though.

I drove by that place Labor Day weekend. Billboards were pretty funny.

So frustrating. Seriously bring on Chase, he can't do worse.

I really thought our D-line was better than this. GB is running/passing at will. And yeah, our O-line sucks donkey balls, and A. Smith cleans up.

I had a breakfast burrito at 1pm today at McDonalds. I didn't think they'd started that yet. That was the only breakfast item available though.

Lucky bastard.

I'll tell you what. My wife found out I was white, and she's pissed as hell.

I'd probably have a 15th heart attack, but I think I'd still eat that. Most of the things though, it just seems so overdone. That one at least looks like it has some order and purpose. (Don't misunderstand me, I'd eat those, too if allowed.)

I know.

I didn't realise I was going goofy. I definitely do have a non-preference as far as women go, though. And it's probably racist? I don't think it is, but on the whole I find women from India and regions close-by not as attractive as other races. Is my dick racist? I'll have to spank that...

Well, we were black Irish. I'm feeling repressed all over again. I might be triggered or something. Rape.

See, you're all a bunch of damned racists. Just because a guy loves BBQ and funk he's gotta be black? I never denied or confirmed when people said I was black, simply for the fact that it didn't matter, and it was a fun ruse. Khane bro and I had black avatars before it was cool. Brahma's...

I'm afraid if the white guy had said the same thing, they'd have come unglued. For the record, I feel exactly as you, Brahma. I only discriminate against dumb fucks. Stupidity doesn't have a color. Edit: And for those who still don't know, there's been some confusion, I'm white. My...

I'm seriously concerned about our next two games that are on the road. At Green Bay, and at Cinci. Alex, you know we'll have to avatar bet on the latter. Be kind.

That's pretty damned impressive.

Hang on here. Is Joeboo encouraging me to sous vide? Who are you!?

I was thinking that too, but I don't want to cut the brisket pre-cooking, and it's about 2 foot long. Logistically, I just don't think I have the equipment to do it.

You shut your whore mouth.

Fucking CBS isn't on DISH today. Just a blurb from DISH asking customers to call in and bitch.

Holy smokes, 4 INTS? Kaeper-DOH

Push it in, push it in... waaaaay in!

^ Good god almighty. Attachment 110814

My grill will accommodate the whole brisket, but I don't trust it to hold steady temp for that long. It's 14 lbs, so I was thinking 6-8 hours. I think I'm going to oven cook it for 6 at 250, then put more rub on, and put some heavy smoke on it for a couple more hours. That's the current plan...

Man, I really hope Cinci can close this fucker out and not pull a Chiefs.

That was fucking awesome.