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It is sad. You know if he was still a Cowboy he'd be netting 250 yds per game.

Damn it, I knew I forgot something.

Yeah, I don't check in here very often, but that dude was a riot. Actually thought his opinion mattered. Hehe.

I'd rather suck on a Glock barrel. I went to Costco today and got a whole brisket. Fucker is huge. I'm almost afraid to cook it; I'm afraid of ruining $60 of meat.

Sooooo, I guess that's a no on the Edelman for Kelce.

This made my everything hurt.

I dunno. I can see skewering a chunk and cooking like a corndog, with nice dill and dijon aioli drizzle on top. Edit: make that a tempura batter, not corndog batter.

Do they still make Mad Dog 20/20? Man that shit was a cheap nasty drunk in college.

"No, fistYOU, la."

Some told me they are just called "Joes" now. Anyone tried the JoCo locations? The gas station one was fantastic.

On anal bleaching: The best hypothesis I could find: Sorry for the derail, but I was really curious. If anyone can find a more conclusive answer, please do respond. For science. jarah_mariano_see_through_sports_illustrated.jpg

I was wondering this, too. Burnt ends on the east coast? This.

Can't + you. Thanks! Can you get the sauce on the side?

Dude, that blows. Take a puff or two for me. My heart has been palpitating all fucking day; I think my potassium levels are all fucked up. Again.

Has anyone tried either McDonalds or Wendy's pulled pork? I'm elitist as fuck with BBQ though, I want someone to guinea pig for me. I'd like to try the pulled pork fries at Wendy's.

Durr, Jerrah.

I may have to try those english muffins. Depends on the carbs. But I'll take you at your word; for now.

You could probably find someone to make a ban bet with you on that.

Well, fuck. No wonder the Chiefs suck. They are last in the AFC in cheating. Dumbasses.

Kinda going off topic, aren't you? Neither of those teams are the Patriots or the Cowboys.

I would eat that.

You know, I've peanut butter with just about everything. But lox? That would gag a maggot.

Still counts as a win on the records, though.

Edelman yes. Jennings no. I didn't even know he was still playing. heh. Edit: Hell, you've got Gronk.

That is outstanding news. I'm totally jealous of your pizza consumption.

On Fun II: Any good WR offers for TE Kelce or Graham? I'll probably be a picky bitch.

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I always thought the size of the areaola was a sign of how good a wiper she was. Or is it a thing from birth? Inquiring minds.

I know it's early, but: Least Points Allowed by Defense: New York Jets (17) Most Points Allowed by Defense: Chicago Bears (79) Least Total Yards Allowed: Washington Redskins (234.5 / per game) Most Total Yards Allowed: Oakland Raiders (444.5 / per game)

So I guess Johnny Foozball is going to be riding the pine again. Browns have decided to start McCown.

I'll always agree with this statement no matter who you are talking about. I do think Wilson is better than average though, and until he looses his mobility, he's one of the hardest QB's to defend because you HAVE to assign a dude to cover him on the run. And if you don't, you're gonna have...

I haven't been to many titty bars, maybe a half dozen. I can tell you that the "Best" strip club in Tulsa, Ok, was the worst I'd ever been to. Some bitch with about 4 teeth came and sat on my lap asking me to 'buy her a drink' for $25, and I told her I had to take a crap.

I don't like lidding grilled cheese, the steam makes it soggy. Ern, try a better quality American cheese (I know, I know) but it melts well. I actually used to love making Velveeta grilled cheese.

Interesting or not: Carson Palmer is ranked 3rd on ESPN's fantasy ranking.

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I agree. Mexican Coke is really good. Of course, here in the states, it's twice the price of 'Murican.

Cassel seems like one of the genuinely good guys in the NFL. Unfortunately, that doesn't translate well to the field. I'd play Weeden. Edit: Eeghads, 26.1? Nevermind.

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Whey to back me up, bro. Curd someone else tell us if they like smoked gouda?