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^ Like Shaquille O'neal on his wedding night. Oblig:

Done. I'm sure I'll regret this. Anyway, the trade says it won't take effect until Sept. 22? Wtf, Commish why a week?

I had one clear my head once. Damn near put my eye out.

I tried the cheese curds over Labor Day weekend thinking they'd be great. Meh. I'd rather just have a cold, unfried cheese curd.

We're still gonna sex it up though... right?

I hadn't seen it discussed here I guess, but I hate those fucking ads. There must be a shitton of money in it for them to advertise so much.

I can't speak for everyone, but I was like... meh.

I never understood the fan on fan hate. Hate the team, not the fans of the team; they are doing the same thing you are. At the games I've gone to, I've always enjoyed talking to the other teams fans. Let me clarify, the non-asshole fans. Of course there is always the fun trash talk, but...

Seeing her kick some ass in a hipster doofus bar might be entertaining.

At first glance, I thought that looked awesome. At second, I thought it looked like a terribly inefficient way to roast. Finally, I thought, who cares, it still looks awesome.

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The combined total of my two Superbowl quarterbacks: 5 pts. I'll be in the basement shining Gerbil's clusters.

Well neither Coughlin or Eli evidently have any concept of time management. It's like they've never been to football game ever. But yeah, if he was actually told NOT to score, that is singular in its stupidity.

I've been in a similar situation (and our wives sound very similar as well) so I'll give you my point of view. You are going to fuck this up. You will regret it. You'll find out that what you have now with your wife is nearly impossible to find with another human being. Or just...

I was a little confused by the points by Seattle D, but I'll take them. I mean they allowed 34 points. By the RAMS. Still didn't help me win this week. Angry Gerbil cheats.

Peyton Manning = 3 points. I knew I shouldn't have kept a Bronco.

Cutler is that guy who sits with a turd in his hand and waits for someone to walk by to watch him eat it.

I'm looking for a BIG game from your boy A.J. today. Go Bengals!

Sudoku is a Bills fan today.

Oh look, the dildos are spawning!

Texans run defense is doing really good. Other stuff, not so much.

Getting NFL RedZone on the satellite this week. Might be a promo, but man, this is the way to watch foozball.

Sure as hell doesn't look like you need one.

I love ham and beans, but I've not heard of adding sausage. What kind?

Totes jelly.

^Look at this guy wanting to put cartographers out of work. Cold blooded.

You sure as hell couldn't have put the Seahawks on that list a few short years ago.

Only with your eyes.

I decided not to vote at all for that same reason.

I think the Putin/Catler combo got him.

I didn't know you were a same gender couple. Good for you!

Yep, that's it.

It's been a few years, 10?, that I saw birdshot made of compressed spices and whatnot that cook into the meat. No idea about the knock-down power, but I thought the idea was good.