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  1. Hoss

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    I feel like this one is more about debunking the moon landing than the ball earth theory.
  2. Hoss

    AssHat 2023 Voting Round 1

    I know the names of 2 trannies and I learned them both here. Baily Jay and Manessa. Come to think of it, "Manessa riding cock, dick flopping" would have been funnier. If I weren't lazy, I'd go back and edit that post. Plus, now I can't decide whether to use Manessa, or Scuba Steve ...
  3. Hoss

    AssHat 2023 Voting Round 1

    Who accused him of autism? He's a bet welcher. I don't think bet welching is on the 'tism scale.
  4. Hoss

    AssHat 2023 Voting Round 1

    Da fuk are you talking about? Of course I remember it, I'm a cowboy fan. That's why I was following the bet from the beginning. The bet was who would have the higher QBR (I think or maybe some bullshit offshot stat of the QBR) between cutler and romo. Anyway, you seem salty. Maybe you...
  5. Hoss

    AssHat 2023 Voting Round 1

    That's a lie. It might have been forced on you by amod, but if it was, you changed it back before you ran away. You act like I wasn't there and part of it all. We checked your old posts while you were being a bitch. You were not wearing the avatar. I am not wearing a putin avatar. I am...
  6. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I actually thought he was talking about that stupid looking light bulb on the right. Then I scrolled down a little and saw kwai chang kang hanging out and now I'm not sure which one he is referring to.
  7. Hoss

    AssHat 2023 Voting Round 1

    oh sure. Sure sure sure. Except that one time that you ran away instead of wearing the cutler avatar that I'm currently wearing. And you still haven't worn it, not even while you were hiding on reddit. So even if your current avatar is a result of losing a bet, you're still nothing but a...
  8. Hoss

    AssHat 2023 Voting Round 1

    To be more specific, it's all about how you are a bet welcher. Or at least you were ... why are you wearing tuco's avatar? Did you lose that bet and decide to pay what you owe for once in your miserable existence?
  9. Hoss

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    That's why you hunt in pairs. Someone has to be the wingman.
  10. Hoss

    AssHat 2023 Voting Round 1

    I'll have you know my avatar has proven to be effective eraser repellent. He rarely responds to me since I started using it.
  11. Hoss

    The Fall Guy (2024)

    I just started rewatching it last month. I gotta say, if they use the theme song, I am in.
  12. Hoss

    AssHat 2023 Voting Round 1

    Block element sounds like a good idea. I'm going to block mercury to protect myself from vaccines. Fuck Hg, man.
  13. Hoss

    AssHat 2023 Voting Round 1

    That's still not efficient enough. Too much time wasted finding then loading the gif. We need to be like the Tamarians and describe the gif. Bailey Jay. Dick flopping.
  14. Hoss

    AssHat 2023 Voting Round 1

    damn. not even a whole day to vote. So fuck anybody who doesn't live on the forum or who has weekend plans I guess.
  15. Hoss

    AssHat 2023 Voting Round 1

    Also, What's d4?
  16. Hoss

    AssHat 2023 Voting Round 1

    People keep saying that. It's like you don't understand what an asshat is. If they could turn it off, they wouldn't be asshats.
  17. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    You sounds like a robot Ableist asshole. What about those of us who are deaf in one ear and can't hear out the other?
  18. Hoss

    AssHat 2023 Voting Round 1

    No. I'm not voting for the tryhard fedboi because it will bring attention to is cause. Thank you for allowing me to clear that up.
  19. Hoss

    What tickles your pickle

    I just did a captcha that asked me to select all squares containing a motorcycle. It was a picture of a moped. My jimmies were about to be rustled, but I decided "Fuck you, I'm not going to call a moped a motorcycle" and clicked skip. Apparently that was the right answer because it let me in...
  20. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    That's exactly why they forbid charging the customer the card fee. The only place I ever see them do that is in the gun world, and even then it's officially "Price shown reflects a 3% discount for cash". I'm all for it. No need to punish the vendor for my laziness. When they don't have a...
  21. Hoss

    AssHat 2023 Voting Round 1

    Go ahead and tell me. I'd like to see you try. Just wait till the next page and vote again. It's the democrat process! Probably because no cares about him.
  22. Hoss

    AssHat 2023 Voting Round 1

    Zaara vs. Dicktrickle - Zaara is cool. Dick will lose the next round. Ignatius vs. Lightning Lord Rule - he knows what he did ... vs. frenzied wombat - we just need to get that stupid ... name off the list. Indyocracy vs. Bandwagon - Indy's avatar creeps me out. Need to get him out of the...
  23. Hoss

    4Posterity - A repository for your favorite out-of-context FOH quotes

    ITS A GLANDULAR PROBLEM!
  24. Hoss

    Gen V

    I was thinking that maybe the only funny vag ever was Oprah Winfrey's Minge in South Park. Even that had a dude's voice.
  25. Hoss

    Gen V

    Yes. Vaginas aren't funny. Vagina bearers aren't funny. Penises and penis bearers can be funny. Name me one funny vag (not counting the smell).
  26. Hoss

    Ahsoka

    Oh shit, skeleton crew has urkel. Instant motherfucking classic. I completely missed that. Got a screen grab or a clip?
  27. Hoss

    AssHat 2023 begins now!!!

    You mean losers? They just have to live with the shame of not even being able to win a contest for losers.
  28. Hoss

    What's your favorite reading chair?

    Absolutely the toilet. Second favorite reading position is laying out on a couch or the bed.
  29. Hoss

    AssHat 2023 begins now!!!

    Repeat 'winners' should have to wear the avatar for the entire year. Threepeat winners get it for life. Lets give some incentive for them to act right.
  30. Hoss

    AssHat 2023 begins now!!!

    respect
  31. Hoss

    4Posterity - A repository for your favorite out-of-context FOH quotes

    that wasn't really out of context, was it?
  32. Hoss

    AssHat 2023 begins now!!!

    What was your answer?
  33. Hoss

    AssHat 2023 begins now!!!

  34. Hoss

    AssHat 2023 begins now!!!

    Has anyone nominated @Bubbles yet on this page?
  35. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Wrong. Everyone who agrees with this is fat. Being long legged doesn't prevent you from using your tray table. You don't sit with your goddamn knees in your chest expecting to use the tray table. A big fat gut is the only thing that does. Source, I'm fat and can't use mine. But I also buy...
  36. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Obvioulsy not very accurate, but it looks most like a benelli M4 to me.
  37. Hoss

    AssHat 2023 begins now!!!

    Only if we can also have @Amod as a separate entrant.
  38. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Typical hunting bullets rarely fracture. Sometimes they hit a dense bone and some meat gets bloodshot. I think some folks just grind up blood shot meat, but I throw that away. But now that I've said that, I realize that there are 223 hunting rounds and those bullets are probably designed to...
  39. Hoss

    AssHat 2023 begins now!!!

    @Bubbles
  40. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    First off, all of those were in an AR platform? Don't believe I've ever seen one in 30-06, .270, or 45-70. The actions generally aren't long enough. Second, I wasn't speaking to the platform, but the caliber. I didn't say destroy all the meat. I am not your creepy uncle and I am not...