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I have a dehumidifier on my cpap, but I rarely use it. I probably fill it up 2-3 times a year.

I checked into a hotel last night. When I got there, there were 2 people in front of me, so I whipped out my phone and started playing games. I don't know about you guys, but even when I'm the only one in line and have a reservation, I think my record for being checked in is 5 minutes. (Not...

hah. We have a christian video store near us that edited everything too. It sounded terrible to me so I never even went inside. But I do know they lasted longer than the blockbuster and the hollywood video down the street.

That's a battle I won with IT years ago. Of course, I was willing to buy my own goddamn laptop if they didn't give me rights to install shit because it was annoying me too. If they suddenly decided to lock the laptop down today, I would probably just switch everything to virtual machines though.

My wife says I need a knee pillow. IMO she should be my knee pillow, but she's wrapped up in her own cocoon of blankets. I used to toss and turn until I started using a CPAP. It tends to get loose if you change positions. The best advice I got for using one was to put it on and watch TV for...

I don't think so. It's a memory foam. You don't get any better than that.

Just proof at how good Zahn is at subtlety. He's playing politics to salvage the character.

Proof that even a broken clock is right twice a day. astr0 is finally right about something. There's no doubt that I'm super straight. Unrelated YKYGOW you can't sleep all night spooning your wife without your hip hurting the next morning. Or maybe it's because I'm fat. But it's probably...

Every character they brought over from rebels is fucking terrible. Nothing like the originals. Well, except thrawn, at least he only looks bad. In Rebels he was an overconfident idiot too. I wish they wouldn't massacre thrawn like that. I guess Timothy Zahn is the only person who knows how...

How fancy do you want to get? If you have a printer you can buy some card stock and print your own.

lol used on golf courses. Reminds me that I worked on a few golf courses that were watered with the effluent non potable water from shit plants. I never realized they used shit so much on golf courses. Maybe that's why they attract assholes.

This isn't the 'ask a faggot thread'

Pretty sure everyone sees / hears dildo the first time. Not sure if it's intentional.

Consider that stole. Gunna start telling everyone that Micah's middle name is Vincent.

Wait, so hercule poirot is michael jackson? Or do you mean only one black man has ever learned it?

Is it possible to learn this power?

how does poirot keep his shoes and white clothes so clean while walking around in that red dirt? He must use that flyswatter to create a shield around himself.

I'm new to this stuff, but I always thought what made sense was if the attack was lower than the AC of the armor itself, then it would be a miss, but if you needed your other bonuses then it just mitigated damage. For instance, lets say you have half plate, which gives you 15 AC plus a dex...

Interesting. What about elven trances? They only need 4 hours to gain the benefits of a LR. Does that basically bump them up one category on that final table? Seems like it would also remove the penalty for being on watch.

I don't trust any inanimate object after running into one mimic couch. Now, when I see a treasure chest, I shoot an arrow at it. My wife's character has a very pretty hat we found next to that couch ... with a hole in it from where we shot it. Not a DM so I can't advise you on your dilema...

In Austin they have dillo dirt. It's made from the solid waste from all of their wastewater plants. They dry it out and ship it to one location on the southeast side of town where it's turned into 'fertilizer'. They passed a law saying all the new homes had to use dillo dirt to sod the yards.

McCarthy is such a mastermind. He's trying to get his kicker a player of the week award to boost his ego. Lets hope 5 FGs is enough.

44 is only middle aged if you plan to die at 88. I'm not hitting middle aged till 60.

That aint no 34". That's 50-60". Source, my wife's monitor is a 55" TV.

He said that in the first post. She got it after her 3rd kid. has she been on all 3 drugs for a while or was one new? Sometimes they have interactions where one drug keeps another from working.

Just found out my mechanic died suddenly back in July. I've been using this shop for well over 30 years. The original mechanic trained the new (young) guy a few years back, then sold him the business and retired. Called him about some minor work I need done and his wife answered and told me...

Because jim is ugly and the girls are pretty. The jokes are more pleasant coming from them.

Last shot was a bit of a shocker. I expected timbs

Caption: I SAID, CREATE FOOD!

nah flash needed to be Grant Gustin. Iris needed to be iris from the series too, but this isn't the right thread to go into all that.

The most fun fish I ever caught: I was fishing for perch with a bream pole I made myself. It was an 8ft fiberglass pole that used to be a flag you had to have on go karts to run them on the subdivision streets. I had glued a 5" wooden handle on it and 2 eyes. It's a lot of fun to catch perch...

yeah but did you hit the emergency brake? This girl tried to use the ebrake as a clutch before she figured out it wasn't a clutch. To her credit, she clued in when it didn't pop back up. Her car had a handbrake.

it was not. She drove a standard. She had to borrow an automatic once because her car was out of gas. 15 minutes later she got her friend out of class to ask where the clutch was.

Same here. Though I always went for an even gallon amount. But technically kids aren't even supposed to be out while you're pumping gas. Their faces are too close to the nozzle and could get some splash. I didn't learn that until I worked at a gas station. I even had one kid get splashed in...

Well, it's a hell of a story. I want to see it, but not bad enough to sign up for apple tv. I supposedly have family who was involved with this. He discovered one of those schemes and brought it to the tribal elders. He got run out of town for his troubles. I talked to one of the osage who...

Watched The Out-Laws last night. It was pretty good silly shit. A bank manager is about to get married and suspects his new in-laws are bank robbers.

My wife loved themberchaud too. I don't know what that says about me. I imagine I look a lot like that gif when I'm mounting her up. On the way home she told me all about his full story. I've been looking for plush ever since we saw the movie. They've been out of stock everywhere. You...

She's gunna have to be a lot prettier than what I can see to be that dumb and not have a hard life. I knew a girl in college who didn't know how to pump gas or drive an automatic transmission. She was cute enough to always get a guy to go with her to pump gas.

What's she look like?

I get like 100 scam calls a day. I generally answer them if i'm not too busy because otherwise they'll leave a message and I hate checking voicemail. Anyway, I just had one call and he was saying some weird shit over and over again. Something like I loooove my cock something something and...