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  1. Hoss

    Cheated out of my youth

    To the woodchipper with him. Also, stop posting stories of make teachers. This thread is for us to live out our childhood fantasies. Make a seperate thread for bubble's childhood fantasies.
  2. Hoss

    2023 NFL Offseason Thread - Now with less QB sneaks!

    This only makes sense if you are actual, RL gay. So it makes perfect sense coming from you.
  3. Hoss

    Cheated out of my youth

    There's a fancy name for it, but people tend to stick with whatever story they believed first. Could simply be that she's worse than most child fucking teachers and tried to get out in front of this instead of recognizing she was wrong. But that's rare.
  4. Hoss

    2023 NFL Offseason Thread - Now with less QB sneaks!

    Yeah lets not be ridiculous. RPO had been too popular in college for too long to sit there and pretend like defensive coordinators, people who do this shit for a living, were caught unawares. Technically, what cunningham, vick, etc were doing was also an RPO. or maybe a PRO, because they...
  5. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    If less than 1/4th are what you think is normal, then you need a new definition of normal.
  6. Hoss

    2023 NFL Offseason Thread - Now with less QB sneaks!

    I thought colin used to have short hair and everyone thought he was white. Or maybe some kinda mexican, but probably white because his fucking name was colin. Didn't his afro show up at the same time he started kneeling? No, I think what he was referring to was all the interceptions...
  7. Hoss

    The D&D thread

  8. Hoss

    Cheated out of my youth

    Something's fucky here. Either she is truly demented, or she's being railroaded. The 14 year old kid came forward and was like, "yeah I was groomed, I didn't feel comfortable hugging her etc etc" after she filed a report that he was blackmailing her. Unlike most of these cases, she's claiming...
  9. Hoss

    Cheated out of my youth

    Except for wednesdays ... apparently?
  10. Hoss

    The D&D thread

    I'm glad my DM said no encumbrance. I'm new and that looked like some bullshit to keep up with. He also has never mentioned food or drink, but that could just be because so far our campaign has always been close to various cities.. However, my wife is a veteran player and she's always...
  11. Hoss

    The D&D thread

    lol i didn't even catch that. yup that's counter intuitive. I guess I need to think of incapacitated as like being in shock. Now you got me thinking. How many rounds did it take to kill them off? Did they have enough HPs to exit wind walk and survive the 10 rounds of full damage so they...
  12. Hoss

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    The problem of Evil. The problem itself is flawed because evil is subjective, not objective. Everyone on earth does not agree with what is and is not evil. What you've been exposed to makes all the differencet. Some people literally think misgendering a crazy person is evil. This is because...
  13. Hoss

    2023 NFL Offseason Thread - Now with less QB sneaks!

    I mean, he's still QB3 in Dallas. Cooper is a better backup than trey right now.
  14. Hoss

    2023 NFL Offseason Thread - Now with less QB sneaks!

    Now we will finally get to see what an offensive genius McFatty is when he unveils his 2 QB offense. Gunna have them both lined up side by side in the shotgun and the defenses won't know who's getting the snap. Later in the season, they may even line them up with one QB under center and the...
  15. Hoss

    The D&D thread

    i mean, he said it had a 1.5 second triggering time. He probably intended that to give everyone a chance to get in range, but it also means there's a chance to run past it. My theory is to get bogged down in the minutiae before it happens and you'll have better answers when it happens. Sort...
  16. Hoss

    The D&D thread

    I looked up windwalk. It said incpacitated during transformation. Incapacitated means can't take any actions or reactions. Does that include bonus actions? I didn't see that specifically mentioned. Wind walk sounds like a dangerous spell. Can monsters not see you or something? Or is the...
  17. Hoss

    What can I do in Texas or nearby?

    Not much to see now. The structure itself was moved to dallas where it became a restaurant, but that didn't last long. For a while they were selling off 1 square foot sections of the ranch. The current owner is trying to get a historical marker, but it is on private land. So even if you do...
  18. Hoss

    Simulation Proof

    Teach my lungs to breathe water. Then find a mate and build a civilization.
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    The D&D thread

    I'm not sure why you converted to mph when everything is already in feet. 1 round is 6 seconds, so the trap triggers in 1/4th of a round. They should have been able to move 75 ft between triggering the trap and it going off. If they were going full speed. I know that's what you said, but i...
  20. Hoss

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    What is this heresy?
  21. Hoss

    The D&D thread

    Damn, how big was the trap area? Seems like at least some of them could have flown right past it before it triggered.
  22. Hoss

    Hoss' where is Donald Trump's criminal indictments thread - or HWIDTCIT for short

    Jeez. Running for president and he's in another TV show? How does he have this much energy? Isn't he older than pedo pete?
  23. Hoss

    2023 NFL Offseason Thread - Now with less QB sneaks!

    Please Lord, let njigaboo have a long NFL career. Can't wait to hear announcers stumble over that name in the middle of an exciting play.
  24. Hoss

    2023 NFL Offseason Thread - Now with less QB sneaks!

    Now they need to put dillon mulvaney on their helmets instead of that offensive indian guy. I'm already calling them the wahsington trannies.
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    Hoss' where is Donald Trump's criminal indictments thread - or HWIDTCIT for short

    Been a while since I checked in here. Anything new going on? I'm seeing memes that look like a Trump mugshot.
  26. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    but on the plus side, you got some ridilin to sell to people as a study aid.
  27. Hoss

    You know you're getting old when.....

    We go around the room and like 30-40 people give their name and 2 numbers (mental and physical). Then we get on with the morning meeting. I find it utterly ridiculous. But the fact that some people sometimes call for the check in means they must get something out of it. The only use I can...
  28. Hoss

    You know you're getting old when.....

    yup. It's part of the safety program.
  29. Hoss

    You know you're getting old when.....

    I find the morning dump to be a good predictor of how my day's going to go. On the jobsite I'm on now, we sometimes do morning check ins. Mental/physical. Most people report in at like 90-95%. Someone asked me why I'm reporting 75-80% and I told them "It's too damned early to tell. I...
  30. Hoss

    The Fishing Thread

    did you have to kill it, or did you just let it flop around?
  31. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    It's the perfect name for a clown world city. Is that where clown world started?
  32. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I don't know either but the name walla walla washington always has and, hopefully, always will make me laugh.
  33. Hoss

    Jury Duty

    Filming a documentary is the line I used to use to convince girls to let me film during sex. That makes the nudity tasteful. But in this case, it was obvious he knew they were filming, they had the confessional moments and the producers asking questions directly on camera. My point is that...
  34. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Pisses me off that my company won't let me choose to not take an update. Back in the olden days, I'd only do the security updates and ignore any feature updates for windows.
  35. Hoss

    The Fishing Thread

    I think that shit would trigger my claustrophobia. Or maybe some heretofore unknown irrational fear of being eaten by a barracuda.
  36. Hoss

    The D&D thread

    I had no idea drinking a potion wasn't a bonus action. Our DM said passing a potion to someone or administering it is a full action, but drinking it is only a bonus. I'm pretty sure that's how it's been for all the DMs I've had. Now I want to ask him about that; maybe he only did it that way...