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Maybe I should have a kickstarter.

Oh, I know. It's just lately every single girl on the dating apps all are the same SJW bullshit. I give up on this world, just gonna buy a hitachi and burn some holes in my dick.

This is why I don't date, got into an OKCupid argument with some girl about her "heteroflexible" lifetstyle. I actually pegged her from the getgo as a white upper class girl who likes to hang out with scumbags cause it makes her edgy but glossed over that cause she seemed cute. We need a...

This is the dumbest thing when Blizzard talks about it, they came out in 2004 and hardware was widely available to do back ups. I'm not an IT guy but I'd wager any time you roll out a patch, you have a solid backup stored incase it fails. The only thing that could be an issue would be netcode...

You've never been hungover then. What's your stance on Banh Mis? Hipster asian subway?

There's a million Vietnamese places in town that are so much better than crappy chineese food if you want to get your dog fix in.

The real question is why are you going to a chineese buffet in Portland.

Can someone make a bad decision with a nurse so this thread can get back on track?

Just saying, my 52 year old Vietnamese immigrant coworker drinks craft beer, it's hardly a hipster thing.

If you check everything and you are certain it's right. You can also check your rear hub or crankset for play which can cause ghost shifts but not very likely. My money would be on cable tension/derailleur position.

Posts like this make me laugh, I know this is going to come off super hipster but whatever. Gauging ears hasn't been popular since 2007 and the MySpace scene kid days, the new hipster body mod is all about traditional tattooing. This board seems to just call everyone who isn't in an anime t...

I drank pabst last night. #Istandwithnoodle

The best way to work it but difficult for the average consumer is to get a cheap insurance like Geico but never take it to their preferred shops and take it to a quality independent shop. My old shop never once used aftermarket parts, we'd call the customer and let them know how to play the...

I love you and wish more people were as aware about this. I work for a cheap insurance preferred shop and the shit they make us do is a lawsuit waiting to happen . Constant denial of repairs that were accident related, aftermarket parts, refusing to pay for full paint time. Shops take it...

Yeah but drinking 5 shots of whiskey is easy, drinking 5 glasses of Jesus juice isn't and has more sugar so your hangover will be worse. Wine is for stay at home suburban moms and dudes who wax their mustaches. Shot of well whiskey and a beer please.

Today I learned that Cad values money over pride, makes perfect sense, since he's a lawyer.

Things white people do. Honey, pets wait in a 45 minute line so we can have cherry lime aids.

I could not imagine being in a long term relationship and using condoms.

I'm far more worried about a child than I am hiv. Usually girls I'll go raw with we have had an abortion talk before.

We are all guilty of going raw in the first night, but usually there is more alcohol involved. Ain't no one getting drunk on wine. I also rarely bring condoms on a first date because it's usually not in my game plan to get laid and if it does, it's at my house where I have them.

Nothing says class like boxed wine. While she was busy down there, I heard footsteps behind me and tried to cover up she pulled my hands away and kept going. She was the best.

Go to bed on time, my bedtime is 1am. Any later than that and I feel like shit.

Closest store was like 20 blocks away and we were on foot, by the time we went there and back the mood would have been destroyed.

I had to spend 20 minutes browsing Amazon forcing myself to buy something so I could get free shipping, guess I now own a bright pink dry bag.

Well she did want to bang but I'm not gonna rawdog a girl I met 3 hours earlier from tinder and dumb me didn't bring a condom cause I was out getting a tattoo before I met up.

Crazy nurse text me today, apparently she's in a relationship so doesn't want to meet again. Guess my bushes will stay unfertilized a bit longer. I kind of assumed she was married due to her insisting to blow me in the park when her house was within walking distance.

Eh, we work in different industries. Mines a little rougher around the edges so you need to stand your ground sometimes. Fist fights are pretty rare but they happen, I had my old manager get in my face and try to stare me down. We both just went back to work after that. I'm not saying it's...

As a white male, yeah, nothing is gonna hurt you racially but imagine if some dude just kept casually referring you to "that faggot", I'm sure that will start to get your blood boiling. Same thing applies to people to black people getting called coon.

Your shit has been stripped and RMTd by the staff.

If you're actually concerned about your T (which you shouldn't be), you should start working out more and get into shape, that will up your sex drive.

It's SF, 7.99 for maybe a decent portion of fries is normal to cheap. Also, slurp your noodles, it's the only way.

Things a monster but it does it's job since I'm apparently unable to "munch box" like some other bros.

Get her a horse tail butt plug and go for broke.

Didn't spend a dime on anyone but myself, she even bought the wine to drink thin the park. Meanwhile the guy who did pay fr it by working for free, had to go to bed at 3. I just told her that no matter what, I'll be in bed by 1am and she stuck to my curfew.

Cad is correct, an old ex of mine was unable to get off without her hitachi. She was a cam girl though so all she did was destroy herself with that thing. You guys need to plan your lives better, when I got my dick sucked by a stranger a couple days ago, I was back home in my bed by 1230.

Hopefully you got some "we just had an argument" make up sex. Good for you though, hopefully things change for the better.

Correct, I'm very excited about this bad decision I'm about to make. I mean she took a load to the face on purpose and was very open about her fondness of butt stuff.

Met a nurse last night and got a next level blow job after drinking boxed wine in the park. I either met my future wife or she's gonna be sitting in my bushes.

Noodle, just don't let her find out what pegging is.

Tupperware parties for the 21st century, just go to a sex shop like an adult. I don't know how you dudes are getting off after your 3rd or 4th time, every time I get off it doubles the time it takes the next time. Gonna have to get some advicw from machine gun jonny.