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  1. Hoss

    NFL 2019 Season: It's Tricky!

    Why'd you skip antartica?
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    What deathwing said. You can buy it if you want, but we make ours in the shop. I do not know how much soap it takes, but I don't think the ratios are all that important.
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    NFL 2019 Season: It's Tricky!

    A 1 pt spread is a pickum Has there ever been a SB decided by 1 point? Even if it happens this time, it's a push and everyone in your league will lose. Take the team you know is going to win. I'd probably be betting the under on the O/U though. Even though in the back of my mind I always...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    How old are the kids? We talking infants? If it's teenagers, I'd believe the theory that it's cops doing a sting. Why don't you message some of them and ask whether they are looking for pedos or are incredibly stupid.
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    Lost

    Did you just spoil the entire series for me? No worries, it was pretty low on my list of shit to go back and watch.
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    Kobe Bryant killed in helicopter accident, 41

    You can tell he's sincere because of all the mourning threads he starts when regular people die. They got to be such a problem that @anadmin merged them altogether and hid them from everyone but him. He's just angry that we don't post in his thread anymore.
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    Terrible Jokes Thread

    I feel like this would be funnier if I knew what doctrine the punchline was referring to.
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    Kobe Bryant killed in helicopter accident, 41

    It's funny. If you pay attention, you can almost tell the deaths they're ready for and the ones that catch them offguard.
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    The Prepper Thread

    I think that was @Oldbased I don't think I've ever tried that stuff. i tried something I got from a gunshow once and it was garbage. Worse than MREs.
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    Kobe Bryant killed in helicopter accident, 41

    But Muh DiverCITY Needs to be yellow to represent the most under-represented skin color.
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    Cheated out of my youth

    She can play Elizabeth warren in the porn version of the presidential race. She got them high cheek bones.
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    Kobe Bryant killed in helicopter accident, 41

    It's not this one is it? I don't remember what the current logo looks like. I did a GIS for it and I can't tell if I'm seeing the real one or the kobe version. I guess all white silhouettes look alike to me.
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    The Prepper Thread

    Why would you need a crowbar? Will keys stop working for some reason? Oh you mean to get into other people's units.
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    NFL 2019 Season: It's Tricky!

    I should have bought you one of these @Regime Does anyone remember if he chose 12 or 69 as his favorite number? For some reason I saved both.
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    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    Why is she pretending to be pregnant? Is that something you asked for, or did she just do it one day and you went with it? This is the biggest letdown on FoH since cakepops.
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    Kobe Bryant killed in helicopter accident, 41

    I should add that the pilots themselves in the gulf might be instrument rated, but most flights are not instrument flights in my experience. A lot of the birds flying out here don't even have instruments. Also, I'm sure most of the pilots around here were instrument rated on something at some...
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    The Prepper Thread

    1. Go to doctor with possible infection 2. Get prescribed antibiotics 3. Fill prescription 4. Don't take them because you don't think it's an infection, the dr is just a lazy pill pusher, and they fuck up your stomach 5. Profit. Like you said, I don't know the shelf life of them, but I'm...
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    The Prepper Thread

    I'm closest to a 15, except I have one arm over my head. Now, 20+ years ago, I was 1-25. I tossed and turned all night. I had a girlfriend who I elbowed all night long. After 3 nights of it, she went and slept on the couch and we never spoke again. When I was young my sister told me she was...
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    Kobe Bryant killed in helicopter accident, 41

    It would be much more cold hearted as a fake tweet though.
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    Kobe Bryant killed in helicopter accident, 41

    Fuck you faggot. There was nothing like that. You tricked me into scrolling really fast through 3 pages of crap. I'd guess half of the pilots in the oil field in the gulf of mexico aren't instrument rated. If you fly for bigger companies like Shell you are (if the chopper has instruments)...
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    Kobe Bryant killed in helicopter accident, 41

    Thanks for the tip. I never look at that thread.
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    Kobe Bryant killed in helicopter accident, 41

    At least he got to see all the star wars movies before he died.
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    Kobe Bryant killed in helicopter accident, 41

    Shit. I forgot. I only came here for memes. You guys disappoint. Someone fake a tweet from a teammate saying "I can't believe he finally passed"
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    Kobe Bryant killed in helicopter accident, 41

    I fly in S-76's quite often. Flew in one on friday. Ours has 3 rows of 4 seats for the passengers plus the 2 crew. But, I don't think I've ever been on a completely full S76. The front row is too hard to get to, only small people can sit there and there's still an overall weight limit. 6 -...
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    Kobe Bryant killed in helicopter accident, 41

    There sure were a lot of words after "there's no words"
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    NFL 2019 Season: It's Tricky!

    No, there's run plays. But they just stop a couple yards down field when someone catches them. I'm not watching it all, just going in and out of a room where it's playing. I think I saw zeke on the ground, but he might have tripped. I did just watch the skills stuff on youtube. Landry...
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    NFL 2019 Season: It's Tricky!

    I haven't watched the pro bowl in a few years. When did it become 2 hand touch?
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    What tickles your pickle

    Tonight send her a text asking what other ejaclate reception points are available.
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    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    I mean .... how does camming work in germany? Do you guys send them jars of your spunk and watch them pour it into their cooters? Oh god. You do, don't you?
  30. Hoss

    The Prepper Thread

    Well go ahead and send the 10 of us a PM and lets get the details hashed out before it's too late.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Is that the one where one bowl has more fiber than 1000 ft of raw twine?