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Crone, that maid ain't coming back. You should try to get her just to see what excuse you get. Will it be a dead cousin, a sick horse, or just ghosted? But find another one asap. Since the first one did the initial cleaning maybe the next one won't be scared off if you hurry.

Who else had er-er-ron? We should get a medal. Honestly I'm surprised it took so long.

But you still have the issue that most student athletes can't afford to jump around.

I get where you're coming from, but you can't realistically believe that a college coach should never be allowed to change jobs. What's the solution there? They have to give 4 years notice so players will know ahead of time? Even if the NCAA let players freely move teams the vast majority...

I don't think those commitments are actually binding. If you meant will they let players leave then the answer is no and it's not up to them. It would take action by the NCAA to allow that. The coach simply abandoned those players he recruited. Just like every college coach who has ever changed...

#1 stfu we're trying to help a man justify a decision he's already made #2 those stats don't take into account people who learned their lesson. Omni learned his lesson. He and his bride to be aren't trash.

Surely that must exist. Someone must have leapt over another player and dragged his nuts across his facemask. If nothing else I know some qbs have been sacked and had some junk drug across their faces.

I'm pretty excited. In about 3 days I'm going to be joining the mile high club. International chapter. Solo flyer rank.

I guess the word "leading" is subjective when you're a pats fan. Themoreyouknow.gif

50% of marriages end in divorce. You've already had your divorce so the odds are in your favor. Do it faggot.

You probably missed my edit. Edited to add; first point of contact was clowney's shoulder to wince's back. He was not leading with the helmet. But because our anatomy is what it is, the head will always be pretty close to the shoulder.

Absolutely. Clowney being superman, he should have easily been able to levitate himself away from the injury prone wince once his knee hit the ground. Which he clearly saw with his xray vision. I'm hoping this leads to a rule change wherein no supes are allowed to play professional sports. As...

If the reports I heard are true, yes. Supposedly Stephen is selecting the new coach and the new coach will have full control over his staff.

Yeah post it when garret has a press conference. Till then I remain dubious.

plenty of room in ross's hairdo for a Hindu good luck symbol.

So this shit about him being done is real? Done with the pats or done with football? If done with the pats, why? If he's just talking retirement, I suspect he's going to reintroduce bacon into his diet and come back.

If it's acerage I can hunt out in the middle of nowhere with high speed Internet, an artesian well, a Wal mart 15 minutes away, and a hot neighbor who cleans houses ... I'll pay 10% over list and not a penny more. Unless I need to.

Someone post the last 2 plays please. The pick 6 and whatever the fuck they did on the kickoff. The ESPN summary says they fumbled 3 or 4 times.

It looks like rain and Uber is hiding under his bed. He's a fair weather fan.

I'm sure he can figure out some way to clue you in.

My dad had one about peeroux, the best woodsman in all of southern Louisiana, which is just the same as the best woodsman in all the world. It takes like 10 minutes to tell (in case you couldn't tell it was long from the title) but it had me rollin the entire time. He had a lot of jokes like...

Don't give me too much credit. My dad's side of the family is from Louisiana so the word has been in my vocabulary for years. I don't write it often though because I have trouble remembering how to spell it (and autocorrect is no help). It's pronounced Lahn-yop. Or lah-yyop if you're extra...

Easy. You "win" cleaning services somewhere. From work, or a bar. Wherever it doesn't matter. Make it something like 6 times and ask her how quick she wants to burn them up. By the end of 6 she'll either be hooked on the service or will hate it and then at least you will know. Get the Craigslist...

The thing is, there's no universal standard on pretty. I try not to judge other people on their kinks. They moved the fat chicks and asian chicks too their own threads and that gets rid of enough of the uggos for me. I just wish more people would post sexy selfies cause that's the one that...

https://images.app.goo.gl/vmbvMm3yD8Xw11k3A Hebrew script has way to many n's in it. 22 letters and I count 4 that look like another fancy n. That number seems low imo based on signs I see. Those 4 letters must be the rstl of the Hebrew language.

Have you seen nudists? Bad eyesight is a blessing.

My guess is they were wanting him in the front office. But it could have also been cover for garret while he decided what he wanted to do. Much like they did for Romo.

Do you mean that I'm supposed to know who Kevin Clark is, or are you talking about me saying spanned because I couldn't remember his exact words? He said enters his second decade as head coach. There's no context in which that is correct unless you subscribe to the whack ass theory that you can...

Autocorrect got it right this time.

No problem. I knew it would be that way. I paged you mainly because I thought you might recall who made fsr. Digging in about the stolen thread was lagniappe.

Sure bro. And in 1976 America could say we had been a nation for 2 centuries. But that's not the way the phrase was being used. He said his coaching tenure spanned 2 decades. That would be like America trying to say in 1900 that our independence had spanned 3 centuries. No it hasn't because The...

Yeah some websites have a really high opinion of themselves. Gotta be super secure otherwise someone will hack you and ... and ... see the funny pictures you saved here in order to post them in public forums. Why, they might even add some new ones. Oh the fucking horror! I hope lifelock pays to...

By your logic, it could be said that any activity you do through midnight "spans 2 decades". Just define the decade start and end points correctly. Hell I guess you don't even need midnight. Just 2 minutes. Congratulations, now everytime you have sex it "spans 2 decades"

I find myself in that situation where it's too much trouble to get a thing out of storage. But it never motivates me to buy another. It motivates me to empty the storage area. Eventually. But not right now. Right now I just don't need the thing bad enough.

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Yes. Now you're getting it QUOTE="Screamfeeder, post: 3067818, member: 1985"] ...dude if you want fanfic I'll send you my rates. Just ask. No. You were so close. I want free fanfic dammit. Look, do this for me and some day I'll ply my trade for you for free. Do you like your fries salted?

Fair enough. Care to speculate anyway?

Since you believe this and are not banned, I guess the question is begged. What does trumps cock literally taste like? Is it like a big cheeto? Asking for a friend.

Who is that moron? Decades and centuries start at 1 not 0.