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Or they are kleptos. Maybe delivery driving just attracts kleptos the same way teaching and the priesthood attracts pedos.

I'm disappointed. At first I thought he was pissing on the package. When I saw no stream I figured maybe jerking off. No, not that either, so I figured he was just tucking his shirt in. Then I saw the lame ass just stole an envelope. Whyd he even bring it to the door?

No. Walk us through this. Exactly which part is supposed to be weird? Do you also think it's weird when people sleep in a bed with a pillow?

Holy shit. I was expecting that to be a joke. She looks Samoan.

Lol on the old forum the page number was in the tags for the thread. For every posts per page setting.

Children are disease vectors. You all seem to know this but knowing is not enough. You must also act. Maybe start off with washing your own hands a little more often when the disease vectors are around? One of my cousins turns into an autist about washing her hands at Thanksgiving and...

Not trollin cause this is the grownup thread. Hope it doesn't come off sounding harsh. It's because of your medical problems and because you're so needy. You could win any game of misery oneupmanship you cared to enter (thank God you don't do it all over the forum). When you casually mention...

Ask? Just tag the friend in. Did you read her profile, she likes to be abused.

If I were "brought in" to answer for my posts here, I'd have trouble stopping laughing long enough to say "lawyer".

I wish I could see the look on fbi guy's face when he realizes lenindoritos was just a designated decoy this entire time.

Yeah cause then you have to fuck a crazy bitch to have a chance to survive the night. I didn't say it was bad, just the worst case scenario. Be sure you tie her up when you fuck her in the ass. Give yourself as much head start as possible.

There's literally no downside to that strategy. The absolute worst thing that could happen is that she shows up wearing what you told her to wear. If that happens give her a fake name and address. Actually she should already have the fake name and address.

Make a tinder profile and talk about how you're trapped and abused.

Big p, tell her you want to be the next one to abuse her. Then tell her where and when your date is and tell her to wear a miniskirt.

I thought this was explained in this thread but maybe it was another one. A week or so ago the fbi was taking a bashing in the politics thread and some longtime poster outed himself as an fbi agent while trying to defend them. I have no links because I missed it too.

By your own standards you are not qualified to criticize someone who has a talent for "making words".

To find out how they finally got rid of him? He's Glenn close in this fatal attraction.

Fucking amateur. You don't go to the gym to workout. You go the the gym TO BE SEEN WORKING OUT.

Just because it's expensive? Meh. Not even in the same league as the custom shotguns. Rolex seems like a fallback gift if you can't think of anything else.

Oh no and all the pics are totally legit too. Oh well, too late now.

What are the white squares for in the "warmup" pic? At first I thought it was removing people from the pic, but a quick cgi enhance showed that's not likely.

You're just proving to us that you had wood in the first pic.

Pretty greasy looking for a warmup.

Yeah YouTube isn't what I'm looking for. But the one I'm listening too right now, God and guns, sounds like they are on YouTube because they keep showing us shit. I will look for him.

Well since those are girls yoga pants and therefore have no pocket. He keeps his wallet in his crotch and what you are seeing is his wallet. Being pushed outward by his erection.

Do you see the big buff football Americans surrounding him? I'm not sure why you have to ask.

I am in need of entertainment so I'm expanding my podcast lists. I found a whole network of gun related podcasts, so jackpot. One of them was called firearms cafe and they had a show on leverguns, so again, jackpot. Or so I thought. This was the worst fucking show ever. First, he did the entire...

Len, those are yoga pants. It's got a little pocket for your phone in the back, doesn't it?

I think those lights are less painful when they have the brights on. They should all drive like that.

Thanks for the link. Didn't have me going for more than about 3 seconds, but it was fucking hilarious and fairly well done. I might read through more of them later.

So this thread is mainly about possible hodj sightings? Keep up the good work.

People haulers. We do that all the time in the oilfield. The only difference is the rides are usually between 1 and 4 hours and we don't make them stay overnight because the rides are usually 1 way. But the company pays for it so I can't give you a cost. I just know that some of these busses...

Am I correct in assuming that this was put in screenshots because the fired amods will have butthole pics released as part of their punishment?

Because you are what you eat. That's why in rl you're the color of black cock.

Motherfucker can't even keep his own jokes straight. Pats fans are trash. The NFL deserves better.

Thanks bro. I'll check it out. Crackstreams didn't work too well for me last night. Hopefully this one isn't blocked by the company yet.

That's far from a sure thing. Unless I misunderstood the announcers, beating you will put us in the playoffs so you know we'll choke. I expect both teams to look like they're trying to lose. But then again it's Cowboys and Indians. We may both come out looking like this should be the...

I'm traveling for work for a month. That means no wife and shitty Internet. I completely forgot to download any new porn. So I have subsist on the archives. I hate when I get halfway through a show and suddenly remember what happens next. Can't even try to cheat cause there's no women worth...

That surprises me. I thought there was a lot more weight in a shotguns barrel. But apparently not as much as is in the action and mag tube of a pump. Coulda won money off of me.

By halogen I assume you mean those fuckers that look bluish and hurt my eyes. I shine a flashlight back at those motherfuckers. Once I was in an old copcar and I turned the spotlight around and flashed him.