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I'm happy to say that apparently I didn't know the name of a single pony. I thought bitch pudding was one.

Is that mas kanata at 2:10? Also, was that mofo at the beginning carrying an AK-47? Looks pretty good but I feel like we've already had a couple of stories where we "witnessed the beginning of the rebellion." How many times are they going back to that?

And what's real fun is that sometimes they jump instead of duck (hence the name, jumping the string). So aiming lower isn't the answer. You should be able to do that. How are the handles attached? Should be one or 2 bamboo pins to pop out to get the handles off. Then you will have to drill...

Depends. Do you count blacks and DREAMERS as people?

Best bennie I've heard to this is that ex cunts can't touch that money. At least not in Texas.

the funny part is that if they ever did get the butchiest dyke in the office to arm wrestle the soyiest boy, the dude would probably still win unless he was a literal caricature of a man. They'd have to bring in a Tranny to have a real shot.

If you're good with your hands, probably not. My teacher figured it out on his own more or less. I've helped him and I don't see myself ever being able to do it. The main thing is actually getting the sami right. Because it's hard to trim and if you go too short you need a whole other piece...

It's bad bad. Mainly because it completely fucked the lore and was a hamfisted reset. I understand how The source kinda did too, but at least it wasn't earth as a fucking alien penal colony and doesn't prevent future stories in that universe.

I just watched it and OMG it's fucking hilarious. You people are damaged. The kguardian is my favorite kimmie now. He had me when he said "Hello Joe" while flying through the air after joe hit him with the jeep. I had to turn on captions and rewind it to be sure that was what he said. It's...

I'm going to guess that F is where it actually gets bad because the Raven was pretty good. It somehow flew under my radar and I just found it a few years ago and I was amazed at how great it was. Supposedly only got canceled because she was such a cunt. How is it possible that the source is...

I was at a comic convention once where Adrian Paul was a guest. He had an "Adrian Paul Experience" that I didn't get to do because you had to sign up before the convention and I didn't know about it. Anyway, he taught some movie fighting and you got a boken with the dragon handle as part of the...

That makes perfect sense though. Why would in shape people use a fitness aid? Maybe when they're old if they're worried about their heartrate or sleep patterns. But a young person only has it so it can nag them to get in shape. It's like laughing that old people are more likely to be...

Last episode mike will get a facelift.

What the fuck? I'm 99% positive if i called USAA with that issue they'd say, "No problem, do you want that change to go active immediately?" Then I'd get a fax number from the sloth behind the counter so they could fax over the proof of insurance. Because I'm assuming WV won't accept a...

If you wanna be pissed off, those were originally wookies. They decided to cut them in half for the cute factor. Lucas actually tried it in all of the movies. He thinks it's part of the formula. I'm not 100% sure what it was in EP4, I think it was the Jawas, but he was too subtle. In EP5...

I feel the pain. That's what my wife keeps saying, but I'm like "Nooooo, I was a nerd for a very long time, I have a lot of missed fucking to make up for"

You fucking faggot piece of shit. They cut the song off early. How am I supposed to finish now?

what the fuck is bb.com? Try paging @Gavinmad by name.

i assume the sound proofing also works as insulation. So that's a win. I think the AC you're talking about is a ductless. I can't remember why I soured on them, but I looked into them and decided against them. The tuff sheds will have window units. The final building will have central air...

Oh for the size, I suggest setting out 4 stakes and walk around in it and imagine where you're going to put your shit.

First off, I'm the man. I allow my woman to have a room in the man cave that is my house. We call that room the kitchen. I also let her have the guest bathroom unofficially. Second, i don't see a size mentioned, yet you asked if it was big enough. Third, I'm building an out building now...

That's closer than I got. I can't even think of a word for faggot or jew that has an N.

This was a lot easier to understand than the monty hall problem. I think it's because I had such strong opinions on the monty hall riddle before seeing the experiments. For this one I was stumped so my mind was open. The part blowing my mind was that if the warden was sadistic and purposely...

It's because he's racist. If he wants my dick pick he's going to have to get it from mist. I made her promise not to post it anywhere but she's free to share it.

Did he post the onlyfans link in another thread? I didn't see it.

Maybe the earliest born earth man. When you think about how light travels and all the pictures we've taken of the night sky, we've probably got pictures of beings who were born millions of years ago.

no i think that's what it is. It's off his head right now, but at points in the show he had his head covered with it.

shemagh

Nah more likely @Haus or @Hosix I've been Hoss since my mudding days but I never got to use hoss in an MMO because those suckers beat me to it. But I beat them both here.

If you can reach the adams' apple, you're a bigger man than me.

No, that can't be about your deep penis pocket, there's only one P.

This is back? Where is it showing?

are we supposed to know what opd is? Here are the 2 most likely definitions I found. ODP stands for Ouate de phoque. Translated to English, it means ''absorbent cotton of seal''. But it is pronounced the same way as ''what the fuck''. So ODP is kind of fench translation of WTF. It is cool to...

How was the blowjob?

If i had a neighbor like that I would be spending ridiculous amounts of money on fireworks twice a year. And if she ever got smart and left town, i'd just save them till she got back.

i bet the guy who hired you says the same thing.

I don't have a QR code reader. Does this one work?

14 year old me had that wet dream so many times that I lost count. I just never knew her name until now.

She had me when she told me we should copy progressive nations like canada. I don't think that's real though because she would be a psychopath if she was really doing that. Hurting animals is often where they start.

OK if you say so. He's obviously following something from the source material. I don't read comics so I don't know either way. That's why I included the sentence about how bad he was at it if it really was supposed to be a hamfisted homelander = trump analog.