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  1. Hoss

    The Boys

    Except that there was a reason the rest of his team betrayed him. Even homelander still has some loyal teammates.
  2. Hoss

    The Boys

    My theory is that's how the regular V works too. If you look at all of them the powers compliment their personalities. kimiko even came to the conclusion that the V didn't make her a monster, that she always was one.
  3. Hoss

    The Boys

    OK great. I went back and found the link. If he's being true to the comics, he can "see homelander as trump" all he wants, but the comics were well before trump escaped the democrat plantation. If he's not being true to the source then he just sucks because his words in the big speech sound a...
  4. Hoss

    The Boys

    You think Trump was the first one to say that? Rush Limbaugh's been banging that drum for like 30 years. The only thing in his speech that Trump ever said was fake news. Rush had all of it in his rants over the years. Lame stream media, punished for excellence, stop apologizing for...
  5. Hoss

    FOH Shower Thoughts

    I squirt a little sauce on each bite as I'm eating it.
  6. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    i just want you to know that while I will still be spelling the word correctly, anytime you see me use species, I am saying it shpeesheesh. As an added bonus, I think i will start pronouncing specious as speseyus
  7. Hoss

    Obi-Wan Kenobi

    Unless the jedi are right and the rage ultimately makes you weaker at the top end of the power spectrum. So is this over? How many episodes is it slated to be? I don't see release dates in the D+ app.
  8. Hoss

    The Munsters

    Same. I cranked out a few to it, but overall didn't like the movie.
  9. Hoss

    The Munsters

    you son of a bitch. I'm in.
  10. Hoss

    The Munsters

    Or Monster
  11. Hoss

    FOH Shower Thoughts

    That's why we write on the walls. Leave a little joke. A drawing. Whatever. It's like a "sup?" to your potty buddies.
  12. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I've never wanted to read a cook book more in my life. Give me the name.
  13. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    My company uses them and holy shit this explains how I got aids. There is so much stupidity in the user interface. I would say the backend must be awesome but I've had expense checks get lost and we realized months later I was never paid. Not lost out of the system, just lost from the...
  14. Hoss

    4Posterity - A repository for your favorite out-of-context FOH quotes

    This whole thread just seems like worfing with extra steps.
  15. Hoss

    4Posterity - A repository for your favorite out-of-context FOH quotes

    Well that's weird. According to the Marqui de Sade, buttfucking someone on a full stomach is better precisely because it's fuller. It's been a while since I read it, but I think he said ideally you want to be pushing a turd back up in there.
  16. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Just got off the phone with tech support. Got a computer that's not outputting any video. So he wants to check the power supply. OK, fine. It's one of the supplies they ship, it's supposed to be 24 V so I measure it and it's like 23.8 V. He goes, oh that's not good, it's supposed to be 24V...
  17. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    That sounds like private rooms intended for fucking. I bet there's a lot of fucking going on in there.
  18. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    That's actually worse than what I have here, which is NO wifi in that building at all. At least I know to just take a magazine. You have to deal with the hope and frustration.
  19. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    what the fuck? You have to rent a karaoke room? I thought the whole point of it was to inflict your godawful singing voice on a bunch of strangers. That must be a san fran thing. I've never even heard of paying for karaoke around here other than maybe a cover charge or drink minimum.
  20. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    What I would do is I would start trying random things. Ramp it up until she shows you her limits. Watch porn and do whatever they do. Butt stuff. Nipple clamps. Another woman. Electricity. Wait, electricity might be dangerous so don't do that unless you're willing to learn about it...
  21. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Did you sniff her pussy?
  22. Hoss

    Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness (2022)

    I thought the difference was that they're analog while all the current things are digital. Some people claim that no matter how high the bitrate they can hear the digitization. So Vinyl or casset are the only options and vinyl lasts longer. For me a bitrate of 8 is probably fine for music.
  23. Hoss

    Detective work

    Yes I do fuck ass on occasion. Was that supposed to be a dig? Would you like a do-over?
  24. Hoss

    Detective work

    You only say that because you want to eat his ass. Do you just assume anyone who turns you on has fucked a dog?
  25. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I've never had trouble shaking loose particles from a spoon evenly across my food. Maybe just practice.
  26. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    The company pays for it so the other crew has a right to it too. I just have to keep ordering it. And I'm not here so unless I lock it up or take it home there's no way to stop them.
  27. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    2 rustles. #1 since I started losing weight I'm way more sensitive to jalapenos. Sucks because I really like how they taste. This might be a case of 'correlation does not equal causation', all I know is that my asshole is currently on fire because of this. #2 people who use something up...
  28. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I got hit bad when I was a kid by something that nested in the ground. I was mowing and apparently the noise from the engine pissed them off. I took off running for the house swatting at them. Me and my dog sat there and battled the ones that had followed. We didn't even try to count the...
  29. Hoss

    What tickles your pickle

    I would put some away and forget about it for a year or so and see what it was like. I've tried to cure store bought soap and it makes no difference. I don't know why.
  30. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I haven't seen the movie, but is it kinda like choosing the pope? God chooses the pope but there is a vote amongst the cardinals to make sure they all agree he chose the same person.
  31. Hoss

    What tickles your pickle

    Do you let it sit for a long time to cure? Colonial soaps had to cure for months. The longer the better. If you used it too soon it was too soft and got used up quickly.
  32. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    That doesn't sound too far off from me and my wife. We play the "how do you want to do it" game and I can't get her to talk dirty or give me handies. She'll start a handjob and just put it in her mouth and I'm like "goddammit woman that's not what I wanted. No, of course don't stop, but...
  33. Hoss

    What tickles your pickle

    Do you do it like colonial women and boil your lye? I always thought that sounded interesting. Where do you even find lye? And what is that on top? It looks like you're garnishing a dessert. This is how manufacturers get sued.
  34. Hoss

    Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness (2022)

    OK, thanks. I must have been confused. Are the multiple timelines separate from the multiple universes?
  35. Hoss

    Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness (2022)

    If earth 838 was studying the multiverse, why did they call themselves 838? Seems like they would consider themselves earth prime. Also, how were they studying it? There are only a few methids for traversing them and I didn't see any of that there. Did they have the time bureau technology...
  36. Hoss

    Detective work

    Are we sure ossoi is a brit? I worked with a guy from mississippi once who told us that the way to train a dog was to jerk it off regularly.
  37. Hoss

    FOH Shower Thoughts

    They don't use the bathroom in star trek. My theory is that they have specialized teleporters designed to remove the poop and piss and that's used as raw material for the food. The assholes in the Star trek universe must be cleaner and a porn star's. I bet the girls give up anal easily too as...
  38. Hoss

    Pit bulls - The Breed of Peace

    Nanny dog? How was that a nanny dog? You don't require proof do you? If not then I have 2 because they're better than body pillows. Now stop interacting with me.
  39. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    My dad always said there were 2 rules to being successful in any suation. Rule #1, never tell anyone everything you know.
  40. Hoss

    Cheated out of my youth

    Just looking at the dude's picture ... is there any chance he's diddling kids and did this to give himself cover or maybe was pissed at her for being sloppy about it? That's a creepy looking mofo