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I've figured out what my second wish would be if I ever found a lamp with a genie in it. First wish was to always match all but one number anytime I play the lotto. That way I can rake in as much cash as I want and not have my name all over the news from winning the lotto multiple times...

Does that mean muurloean was right? Deshawn is already dead.

Mother of God, that's real. I'm going to order a bottle of that and whisquila. Edit to add, I had no idea you could order liquor over the internet.

Done. It feels so fucking good.

I was about to call you out because the cards were in the NFC east when young retired. But I looked it up and they moved out 2 years later. So I'll let you have this one. ~*/ A a a a l l l l e g e d l y /*~

Really? Interesting. Planters doesn't process them correctly? Who does? Because they are fucking tasty.

I've never worn one, but from watching movies it looks like they are one big cavity that you climb into. So I'm planning to snake my arm out of the suit's arm protrusion and touch my own protrusion. If that doesn't work, I've had a theory for a long time that one can masturbate without...

That's weird. In my family women are almost always the executrixes of wills. I assumed it was because women live longer. But maybe it's because the women of my family are bossy if you've never run across it.

Is there another way to eat cashews? It's sensitive skin. I'm not saying it didn't manifest anywhere else in my guts, but maybe I didn't notice it. If my guts ever got itchy, first thing I'd do is stop dropping acid. Oh shit. Maybe I could use the ivermectin I bought in case I got the hoax...

My butthole is itching. Last time it did this I figured out I was allergic to some new tea I had been drinking. Can't even remember what it was, but it was red so I don't drink red tea anymore. The only new thing I've been eating lately is cashews. I'd had cashews before, but I'd never just...

Lets test the theory. What do my reactions say about my knowledge of the comic?

I was thinking about this last night and I felt bad for ruining your shower thought. Use a black hole instead. If you're near a black hole and get cut loose, you're heading right for it. In that case you might even have enough oxygen that you won't get the sweet release of unconsciousness...

I missed this entirely. They fired Brie Larson and rebooted her character already? Or is that supposed to be a young brie? Did it release in 2021?

I thought I remembered them doing this. Did you find a flight path for it? It's really hard to represent flight paths in space, but they're usually interesting.

Who sold that brady football? Was it from Brady himself? If so he should make it right with that dude who bought it. If not, I wonder if the guy who sold it figured brady would be back too and sold the ball before the value dropped.

lol First off, gamblers have gut feelings and go with them. Fucking crybabies want to cancel the bets now or something? Second off, did this really come out of left field? Wasn't everyone aware of the likelihood that he'd pull a favre? I know I'm smart, but I can't be that much smarter...

ob1 is going to look weird pregnant. I hope it happens early so we get to see him waddle around a lot.

I would have given you a higher score if you had included how you are totally straight.

And now, competing in the Mental Gymnastics division .... Vanessa

And the inquisitor falls in love with ob1 and they have a child. A girl they name Mara Jade. I'm feeling uplifted right now. Ooh, can they de-age the jawa humper and have her in the class too?

Yeah but you will have an orbital momentum to your trajectory when you get cut loose from your space station. Multiple in fact. The space station orbits earth, which orbits the sun, which orbits the center of the milky way, which orbits the center of the universe. All of those objects are...

You gotta fuck the crazy out of them bro. At 50 they're not getting the regular vitamin D injections they became accustomed to in their youth. I just had a month off because I'm doing rotational work and we had a hitch swap. I think it ruined me too. Every fucking day I didn't do shit...

I'm going to masturbate constantly. Either that or start trying to swim towards the sun and do a slingshot maneuver to go back in time. But probably jerk off.

I don't mean to shit all over your shower thought, but I guess I am anyway. With the way orbits work, would you even know you were headed towards the sun unless you had a computer map out your trajectory for you. If you were smart enough, you might realize that you're in a decaying orbit, but...

I bet Lacey was cute. That changes a lot of things, including how quickly you get blessed.

Probably no for him. Knees too hairless and not enough paws.

Around here, construction is so hot and heavy they're probably working longer hours while the weather is cool. Don't know what it's like in BP's neighborhood.

I thought moldova was a made up place in the marvel universe.

dammit Iv'e got to remember to hit preview when I'm posting in the shaw.

So you've got that going for you. Which is nice.

Don't tell me there's nothing I can do about it. Me and billywitchdoctor.com got this

Actually he can do it. He can report the post he was infracted for (or any of his own posts if he can't get to that one) and ask for a moderator review. Rule 10. You're thinking about Rule 13 that requires a third party. Anyone can do a Rule 14 appeal.

You sure they're legumers? That's a chinky thing. Pics unrelated.

Eater of dog fucked pussy. That just doesn't roll off the tongue as well as dog fucker, and it sounds worse. Like we're actually giving him a break by just using dog fucker. Eskimo brothers with a dog is what we should be using though.

This barely counts as a shower thought, but I don't see a thread for random memories. The memes about Justin Trudeau sucking dick with his butthole reminded me of a time I was getting a massage years ago. Asian lady. It was a nice massage, and towards the end she started saying "You...

All human females do and zaara is one of those. Allegedly. All humans have tits. All mammals have them too I think. Even some non mammals have them. For instance chickens and turkeys both have breasts.

That might be the first FOH shower thought that actually made me worf IRL. But no, probably not. I try to wait till people are done before blessing them. Whether it's 1 sneeze or 15. Actually no, at 15 sneezes the blessing would be more like "Jesus fuck what the fuck is wrong with you? Get...

Think I can beat him in the 40 yet?

I thought robocop3 was universally reviled.