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He hollered out the window and asked him if he was dead. Andre said he wasn't, but andre was black and you know how those darkies lie.

Took a dump so nice, that over 15 minutes later I'm still glowing.

ummm Are you sure you're her only dude? If the genders were reversed your girlfriends would be telling you that you're the side chick. Better than what happened to my wife's MTG collection. The son of the dude she used to live with burned the house down and they had no insurance. The dude...

Obviously that girl is a believer in the rule that sex comes on a certain date, so she wants to be clear the first date isn't a date. It's the only reason I can think of for not wanting to call the meetup a date.

WRONG! PEMDAS Parenthesis, Exponents, Multiply, Divide, Add, Subtract. Do it in that order and you get the ONE true answer. Fucking idiot.

it's not that easy. The studs could be anywhere from 12" to 24". Hell I think they could even be 36" in some cases (but don't hold me to that, I don't build houses). Once you figure out what your building has you can kind of use that method. Except closer to the corners they probably get...

That means autistic? I thought it mean gay. Fuck, it would be hilarious if it turned out my nephew was just autistic. I bet his husband would be devastated.

You sound like someone who sucked a dick for one between November 1993 and June 1994 (when Sega released the 32-bit add on for the genesis)

Yeah but it's still giving money to the aarp. It's a bit like saying you can suck a dick once and keep the atari jaguar for life.

It's worth a shot. Especially that first option if it actually modifies the properties of the printer. Even if it doesn't, it might still report to my computer for a split second and get captured.

This is a technology forum, so lets see if we're any good at troubleshooting. I have a printer in my office that spits out jibberish every monday at 8 AM. It's obvious that some computer on the network has a scheduled print job and is probably using the wrong print driver. I need help...

Obviously it means they fought and broke up, then got together again pretty quick. He did say future wife, so no they were not married.

The target audience is autists and autists get joy from completing menial tasks. Source: me

I'm just glad to learn there are Christian gangs in prison. I no longer worry for my butthole if they ever catch me.

yeah that's the other problem with using it to prove how much injun you have. They change it all the time.

GANGSTA DISCIPLE 4 LYFE son reppin da GEE OH DEE 360! All glory to Him!

when it comes to the injun thing, DNA doesn't matter. The only thing that matters is being on the rolls. If the ex father in law was on the rolls, then he's a full blooded indian. If not, then he's just another redneck with delusions of grandeur.

i've done one of those. It would show the 2 girls as half sisters if they shared a parent. For men, they can usually tell you what parent is shared because of which chromosome shit is passed on. For girls that may not apply, i'm not sure. Also, the site is always clear about it being a...

You did your part. I am now aware.

I know he's OT. So was leia. You weren't still talking only about new characters.

How bout chewie? Does it count against him that the original actor was disabled, then died and harrison ford didn't like the replacement? Compared to dead chewie in the old EU, that was an improvement.

Phasma has the potential to be another boba fett. A badass character that got nothing but bitch slapped in the movie, but supplemental stories turn into a legend. She had the potential. First, the movie needed to not be a pile of shit.

I wanted to argue with you. Mas Kanata was cool, but she didn't do much. Captain Phasma was cool in her book, but she did jack shit in the movie. BB8 is allright. Makes a better toy than R2 at any rate. So I guess you're right. About the best new character I can come up with is Rey and...

Jodie herself is pretty based. Where was the wokeness in the flux season? I must have missed it. the doctor being anti-war and not using guns is well established so you can't blame any of that on her. Hell, they even had a gun save the day when the one armed girl used one to escape from the...

I finally got to see the flux season. It was good. My only complaint is how compacted it was. They had a full season story arc packed into 6 episodes instead of whatever the normal number is. No filler episodes where you just get a hint at the overall season arc and explore an interesting...

science may never know.

Can't wait for the comedy central roast of Will Smith. Mike Tyson needs to be the first one up. I don't think it was staged. I don't mean to be an edgelord, but neither of them is that good of an actor. I think Will is just having a hard time dealing with being a cuck.

I just watched it all this weekend. Surprisingly good. The first time we saw black and white mildred, I looked at my wife and went "Damn, I think I found a new fettish. We need to get some B&W pics of you just in case" She looked disgusted. "That woman is over a hundred". So yeah I loved...

No I'm not confusing anything. A tit. It comes from teet. That's a nipple and the flesh around it. The stuff about the chicken breasts was a joke but dudes and many animals have them.

Is Jimmy going to be healed up this year? If not that's perfect for the niners. Sit on him for a year and next year people will forget all his faults and pay top draft pick for him.

Shit, I want to hire him. Do you think he represents plant workers?

It's in italy. One of those degens was fucking the sharks. I bet it looks like this.

no, it's going to be a laundromat. Or maybe a laundrAmat?

That's marketing baby. All the Capital motherfuckers appear in the phone book before all the Capitol motherfuckers.

This needs a caption. Best I can come up with is HER PUSSY IS LIT! There's gotta be something that uses firecrotch.