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  1. James

    Green Monster Games - Curt Schilling

    WHY WOULD YOU MAKE PVP THE "PRIMARY" ASPECT, MAXXIUS, WHEN BOTH PVP AND PVE ARE VIABLE AND ATTRACTIVE GAMEPLAY AVENUES. Jumping Jehova, Maxxius. You are goddamn ignorant. Hey we might be getting on to something here...
  2. James

    Green Monster Games - Curt Schilling

    You two are fucking retarded. Why would you make a game that focuses on one aspect (PvE vs PvP) at the expense of the other when you know that both of them attract fairly large fucking crowds. Seriously, you dudes need to lay on the sauce a bit more and get liver failure and fucking die...
  3. James

    Green Monster Games - Curt Schilling

    It"s funny that you mention WoW/Blizzard as a "transparent" company. Absolutely nothing could be further from the truth. Sure, they"re not the Iron fucking Curtain that Verant/Sony was (honestly, keep what RAW STATS do hidden from your gaming populace? How could that be a bad idea, I DON"T...
  4. James

    Green Monster Games - Curt Schilling

    Seriously. High Fantasy has been going strong what, 100 years now? I don"t think the genre is in any danger of being "saturated" any more than the porno industry is in danger of being "saturated."
  5. James

    Green Monster Games - Curt Schilling

    On the flip side, of course, players are limited to only the 10(?) realms in their battlegroup to compete against. Thus when you"re talking about the very best of the best players, no, you can"t say that X team is better than Y team based on their rating -- they may have never even played each...
  6. James

    Green Monster Games - Curt Schilling

    Well... Schilling might get them on the news, but honestly who wants to play with some dude that learns about a game via the fucking NEWS. The real draw will be their ability to lay down massive amounts of what I like to call The Cool, something that both Salvatore AND McFarland have...
  7. James

    Green Monster Games - Curt Schilling

    Ok but you have to agree you can"t get much better than a cracked out Merlin going apeshit on Morgana, or a long alcoholic Arthur throwing Excalibur down between his former best man and his wife who really shouldn"t have been expected to remain faithful to a dude we can only assume was limp at...
  8. James

    Green Monster Games - Curt Schilling

    I also disagree. Graphics is so far > Gameplay it hurts. It could have all the meaning in the world and be really difficult to execute killing that bigass Ogre. But if I had to choose between that meaning and ripping its arms off and shitting in the gaping wounds, I"d choose the latter 100% of...
  9. James

    Green Monster Games - Curt Schilling

    Oh yeah, and when I sit down, I want to sit the fuck down. I"m not a chick, I don"t kneel down. I don"t get prepared to receive Brad"s great gift in my mouth. I sit the fuck down and take a goddamn break and think about some shit -- like, that mob was one bad dude. And, shit, I am one beastly...
  10. James

    Green Monster Games - Curt Schilling

    Just as long as when I jump it doesn"t look like my character is simultaneously trying to take a shit at the same time I"m ok. Seriously. There"s no good reason why my left arm should go Bob Dole on my ass for catching some air. Keep in mind, I jump a LOT. In fact, if you guys make it to...
  11. James

    Help me vote

    Yo, if that shit was a "fix my boobs" contest, she soooo would have lost. Is all I"m tryin to say.
  12. James

    Help me vote

    I like the way you edit, Tuco.
  13. James

    Help me vote

    CAD TOLD ME HE WANTS TO SEE YOU WRITE FOHSS ON YOUR DICK.
  14. James

    Green Monster Games - Curt Schilling

    Yeah we rarely ever used FD pulling. We tried it once on the FGs right before Nagafen, and found out that it was too slow to be worthwhile, so we just had badass tanks and enchanters lined up. The King room in Chardok you could get all the mobs except for the King as a warrior by shooting the...
  15. James

    Does Size Matter

    What"s funny is that it looks like a fuckin acorn. Well, mine looks like a grapefruit attached to a tree branch, but not everyone is me.
  16. James

    Green Monster Games - Curt Schilling

    You gotta admit, it"s not every day you see a Shadows of Yserbius flame here. Props.
  17. James

    Green Monster Games - Curt Schilling

    Suggestion: If you allow character transfers, don"t be gay and not let PvE transfer to PvP, or the other way around.
  18. James

    Does Size Matter

    It may be small. But man...is it thin.
  19. James

    Does Size Matter

    He"s 8 inches. AROUND. Think about it, ladies.
  20. James

    Does Size Matter

    I"m guessing it"s the money.
  21. James

    Does Size Matter

    Yeah, I"m gonna have to go ahead and vote for the lock/move. Now we"re venturing into territory that even the most fortified of heterosexual men like to steer away from. If we continue down this path, it won"t be long until Quineloe pops his head in here and throws us a soggy biscuit or three...
  22. James

    Does Size Matter

    This thread has proven rather conclusively that yes, size does matter.
  23. James

    Does Size Matter

    Hey, the occasional dry spell in shitting is OK. During Basic Training, I think it took me nearly two weeks to take my first shit, which was about relatively average. There were maybe three dudes there who could shit the first/second/third day they were there, and we even had one guy that waited...
  24. James

    Does Size Matter

    Dude, wow. Just. Wow. That"s fucking amazing that you don"t shit at least once a day, and then think people who do are some sort of freaks. I figured you would have got the memo when after the fourth day of not shitting you drop an elephant turd in the toilet and it clogs up immediately...
  25. James

    Does Size Matter

    You"re from Germany, slick, which this board has recently uncovered that it"s usually the other way around in your fucked up culture. Considering that, a girl can easily fuck you up the ass 16 times in a day since a strap on doesn"t ejaculate.
  26. James

    Does Size Matter

    Yeah, exactly, it"s what we in the bidness call a load of dinosaur donkey shit. You have to go back to Jesus" time to find a load of shit that rank. I could boast about my claims of beating a bear to death using my left handed pinky, and my right hand tied behind my back. I could even detail...
  27. James

    Does Size Matter

    Before PT I"d get sucked off by an army of chimpanzees wearing doorman"s outfits. I wouldn"t exactly call that jerking it 10 times. The worst was when they used teeth.
  28. James

    Does Size Matter

    10 times in fucking 24 hours. My fucking asshole. You"d have a better chance at getting off to amputee midget tranny donkey porn (with clowns) than jacking yourself 10 fucking times in one day. 24 hours at that. I mean figure, you"re going to sleep 8 hours, probably, so that"s just 16 hours...
  29. James

    Green Monster Games - Curt Schilling

    Maybe the G is silent.
  30. James

    Green Monster Games - Curt Schilling

    Haha, how do they even pronounce it. I"d feel like a total dork being all like "HEY N...g...ruk!"
  31. James

    Green Monster Games - Curt Schilling

    Heh heh heh.
  32. James

    Does Size Matter

    Yeah take some of that, some Ritalin and shit, and hit up a strip club with a carton of cigs. That"s at least 5 hours or solid, wholesome entertainment I tell you what. Not sure about drinking on it, but you shouldn"t need/want to.
  33. James

    Green Monster Games - Curt Schilling

    Having two eyes is only part of your depth perception. A good majority of your depth perception while driving comes from a little sumthin sumthin called motion parallax, which is a monocular cue.
  34. James

    Green Monster Games - Curt Schilling

    It"s all about the Orcs. Taurens are about as pretty as a train wreck full of fat ugly people. With horns. I"d suggest sticking with the Hunter, or if you must go back to a Shaman, rerolling as an Orc Shaman. It only makes sense.
  35. James

    Crazy Neighbor Need Advice

    Creepy. I haven"t seen this movie in like 3 years and I was quoting this exact part to one of my friends the other day.
  36. James

    Crazy Neighbor Need Advice

    Should fly a plane into her apartment and then cover it up and make it look like the evil terrorists did it because no one in the 500 million bajillion man crew it would take to pull it off would ever leak any portion of the cover up to anyone anywhere. Fly one into her mom"s house too, for...
  37. James

    Crazy Neighbor Need Advice

    Honestly there"s no reason at this point not to drop a fat shit on her doorway. I wouldn"t take this shit man, I"d roll up to her apartment and open up with some downright disgusting ass shit if she pulled this on me. Fuck with me, will you bitch? No sir, I don"t think so. I think I"ll fuck your...
  38. James

    Green Monster Games - Curt Schilling

    Sounds more like a zombie game.
  39. James

    Crazy Neighbor Need Advice

    Dude, I"ve got stories from tech school that would make even the most hardened janitor weep for sweet mercy. .22 is a bit light for some of the toilets I"ve cleaned, in fact...I would not feel safe going in with anything less than a .45.
  40. James

    Crazy Neighbor Need Advice

    Why? To clean the toilet?