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I just learned that sand tiger sharks eat their siblings inside their mother's womb. That's metal as fuck.

We know it was a pit bull because if it wasn't, the headline would have been, "Border Collie heroically saves 6 yr old from black neighbor."

They're good boys, they just need some structure and the Cowboys are better than anyone at giving that structure! So what if one or 2 are failed experiments. Look at all the people we successfully helped. My theory is that when the redskins sign you, you just lose the will to fight.

I'm going to count that as getting the last word on a subject.

Naw son, if the dicks are all rotated 90 degrees the balls won't touch. If her asshole is up so the dudes can all fuck down, balls won't even touch strange shaft. Course, in that position the dudes faces are like inches away from each other. But no balls are touching so it's straight as...

Of course you'd say that. You don't want to believe your team is jinxed.

He was fine until he became a redskin. I mean, not counting the trouble for whipping his kid.

I thought for sure blondie was going to get arrested for stealing the car.

Thank God it's just a title. I thought it was a legit reboot and was afraid to click on the thread.

I'm just glad they're not making it an all female reboot.

I like my wife's ass. But if we're making out and she has a runny nose, I'm like "eww fuck get me a towel". Apparently snot crosses the line.

Should totally pretend he brought pics and you're showing them to the Webcam. Or better yet that shes there flashing.

OK if he brings his wife's tits to the podcast, then I'd be in favor of Tmac's otherwise awful idea. You can post it on the same sites that johnny was hosting his videos of fucking whores.

Yeah, the porn was much better in my last simulation.

So your suggestion is to turn a podcast into the lowest form of youtube video? Sound with still pictures? I sincerely hope he doesn't listen to you.

Screenshots for a podcast? One of us doesn't understand what a podcast is.

I have nothing to add, but this thread isn't at the top of the subforum and it should be.

Are we not allowed to make fun of tuco's male pattern baldness? Or does it just not bother him so we dropped it quickly?

What the card doesn't say is that the name means liquid platinum. It's pressed into a relatively worthless but utilitarian metal called gold. Before putting it in gold they were just carrying around cups of the shit. I keep a bright flashlight in my truck and will shine it at the...

Holy shit, did your son piss himself?

Does every team wind up playing a thursday game? Some play more than 1 (Pretty sure the cowboys have 2 in a row this year).

Reported. Look bucko you've been warned multiple times. I don't know why you keep skating on that thin ice.

Except thanksgiving. Cowboys and lions must continue to host thanksgiving games. I like my family ok, but not that much. I need the football distraction.

Johnny literally spiced up my sex life with my wife. Hot chocolate BJs, a little roleplay, and sex in a public place (though we didn't leave the door open and invite people to watch).

Anyone watch just tattoo of us on MTV? I don't but I saw a best of episode and this was the best one ever. Premise is that you let your friend or SO tattoo something on you. One bitch tattoed this on a guy who was cheating on her.

Yeah I bet garret would sit everyone early then have the entire team miss due to injury at the end of the year and miss the playoffs by 2 games. But bellicheat. LOL he'd have everyone guessing right up to the end.

It's like a millennial looking for a job.

Thanks for that info. Looks like it doesn't matter to google. But it doesn't seem to be showing any of the content of the threads, so maybe it can only see the top level thread lists. At any rate I stand corrected.

When they're covered in oil, everyone's a negro.

I'm just poopsocking the IQ code. Once I get it figured out I'll stop pretending to be a good poster.

Get a goat bro. I'm thinking of starting a business where I rent out goats to trim people's yards. If I do that, I will refuse to rent to muzzies. Not because I hate them, but because I want to run a lawn trimming business, not a brothel.

Is it /noindex or /nocrawl? I can't remember how to see the page source anymore because I've gotten weak in my old age. Maybe the screenshot pages do have that. But my understanding is that it's up to the search engine to honor that tag and there's nothing forcing them to.

Well, for instance Johnny posted a pic of his wife in the whore drama threads where he posted multiple videos of him fucking whores. He also used people's real names because I think someone tracked down at least one of the whores. Somehow, one of the whore's mom was able to find his facebook...

Yes. Suenig removed the registration wall when he owned the site and as far as I know LLR has never put it back in. They're trying to get their metrics up or whatever. Always sounded like some tyen buzzwords to me. I mentioned that they were fucking over anyone who ever posted shit there...

If LLR ever gives us an item in the shop where we can create a banner, I'm going to create one with a link to a goatse thread.

I have to admit, if this proposal happened (mandatory 2 games off) , I'd be real interested to see how bellicheat handles it. My guess is it would be similar to what ambi described but with the added caveat that, if the NFL allowed it, he'd put out false information on who he's going to sit for...

Humpty Dumpty was really a cannon. The wall was shot out from under it (had a great fall) and it was unrecoverable during the battle because of it's size (all the kings horses and all the king's men couldn't put humpty together again). Did you ever wonder why the fucking horses were trying to...

Yeah. I made a thread for you in screenshots to share everything and I think noodleface shawed me for it. He said it was because the title looked like I was personally attacking you. He didn't bother to read the OP where I quoted you saying you'd give us details if someone made a thread for...

Finally. All these years later I get the details that I got sent to the shaw for asking about.

Damn. Doesn't look like her. You had never told us her real name before just now.