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I decided to start going to the gym after work(5-6pm) because as awesome as going at midnight is, I hate having to avoid alcohol. Despite all the people here I like it more, so many yoga pants. You can resume your fight over the internet.

From the looks of that picture, they are the only two people at the party.

I'm going as a juggalo for Halloween this year, got a bottle of faygo(fucking nine bucks on the internets) to carry around to be authentic. My girl friend is not happy with my choice.

Want to fuck in fantasy land, yes. In reality where you will likely have to talk to them before/afterwards, not be able to put things in the butt or shoot in their mouth. I'd much rather have a mid to late twenties girl since they usually let you do more. I had some fun on okc/tinder last...

You should hang out with J49 in Camden then.

This hoverboard even lets you have control of where you are going. Dude looked out of control on that thing just swirling around.

I'll throw down on some habaneros when making chili but for the most part, I don't really enjoy them. By far my favorite chili to eat is chile manzano, cut it into thin slices and put it on top of your pizza. So damn good. Manzano Pepper | Mexico Chile Peppers | South American Rocoto Pepper...

Ghost pepper shit is retarded, hottest you'll ever need is a habanero and even those suck cause they have almost no real flavor.

Doing your own mechanical work is the only way to go, I only use the lbs for shit like wheel building and pressing headsets. I want to get a truing stand but have more important stuff I need like a set of track tubulars.

So this happened over the weekend. Same park I ride to take the long way home, gonna have to keep my eyes open next time I.ride it. Trip wire attached to improvised gun on trail leading to Forest Park scares hikers; Portland police investigate | OregonLive.com

You need to be more beer hipster, it's scaling back on the stupid "much ibu. Such ipa" nonsense and going to sessionable lager now, which is dumb cause if I'm paying five bucks for a beer, I don't want it to be 3.8% alcohol. Porters and stouts all day, everyday.

As others have said, not having insurance is retarded. Even storage insurance is like twenty bucks a month.

Sriracha hype is getting annoying, delicious sauce but it's becoming cultlike. Not sure if it's every where but aardvark habanero sauce is my new hot sauce lately.

It's the new "must have" for roadies, just like the bb30 of yesteryear. Give it a couple of years and it will go away.

What the hell are you people doing that causes you to get smelly without showering everyday? I work a physical labor job + ride my bike at least an hour a day and can skip a day without anyone noticing.

Portland has a fleet week in late spring every year and it's the same way. Downtown turns into a bunch of drunk sailors trying to stick their dick into the first thing they see or trying to fight someone cause no one would let them fingerbang the fat chick on the street corner. It's the worst.

This could turn it around for Bicycling? How to min/max? What's the best spec? Campy or duraace? Zwifts online multiplayer game brings the group ride inside - VeloNews.com

So I got a pinch flat on the second lap of my race tonight, I think I'm gonna cave and get a tubeless set up in the next week or so. I was crushing it too, womp womp.

What the hell is an incelibate male? I don't understand this RP nonsense, guide me wise shepherd.

Does the average man really have sex with less than 15 women in his entire life? That seems incredible small or does it leave out the fatties/uglies?

Always use an alias, bro.

I saw a fat neckbeard guy wearing a fedora with a feather in it and I couldn't help and think of the people in the this thread, but then again I'm a beta cause I don't drive a BMW.

I know I couldn't grind without having a six pack next to me. Nothing like getting black out drunk and waking up to a new item or level.

Yeah I had to work/ride my bike into work at eight this morning, I was not feeling well. I also had a liter of cherry coke and a 40 of pabst as dessert. I think I had Scratchs weekly calories in one sitting.

During our morning meeting today, we got on the topic of weight loss cause a guy I work with has to lose 40lbs to even be operated on. The fat girl in the office pulled the "I have to eat 1100 calories a day to even start to lose weight" excuse, took every inch of willpower to not say anything...

Talk to me when you get the girl to pay for your meal, then I'll maybe care.

Is it all city riding? I useKnog Blindersfor all my city riding/some light off road shit. It's bright enough to see what you need, easily removable/detachable since it's SF and anything on a bike is going to get taken, and for my ten mile RT commute I can go a week or more without needing a...

The rain has started here in Portland so next weeks CX racing will be excellent for me, I learned I suck at the straightaways but crush people on the technical parts since I know how to actually ride a bike. P.S. I'll buy that fatbike when you decide you need a crabon fatbike.

Had a growler of Alaskan pumpkin porter last night, seriously delicious. Not overly pumpkin but you could really taste it at the end. 10/10 would drink again.

My diet requires 711 cookies and at minimum a forty a day. I'm trying to be a trend setter.

They have all the major ones, I know I've had Twix and Kit Kat ones. I need to ban myself from drunkenly going into 711's because I always walk away with candy. Lately I've been all about these cookies.

I love fall just because I get to drink pumpkin beer, filled up a growler of Elysian Night Owl the other day and tried a sampler of the Elysian Punkucccino. It was so delicious but I could maybe handle like an eight oz glass before I would be sick of it, tasted like you were drinking a cookie.

On a side note, don't ever buy Snickers unwrapped bites. They are insanely addicting and you will blast out a bag(1200 calories) in less than an hour, I bought a bag the other night and ate the whole thing without even noticing. I just got home and saw the bag sitting on my coffee table and...

Casual as in it was a zone 2-3 the whole time aka slightly elevated heart rate and breathing bit not anything insanely strenuous. Training Zones Explained | ACTIVE

Also, according to strava(which probably is on the high side of its estimation) says for an hour long bike ride at a casual pace, I burned 1k calories. Bike Ride Profile | Afternoon Ride near Portland | Times and Records | Strava

I mentioned racing on a broken rib, he just wants to bike around to keep himself motivated which is fine.

Put a bird on it.

How often do people fall when road biking though? I doubt he's talking about throwing down at whistler.

Aren't you a chubby Asian who gets bossed around by his wife? Just to do a little more rustlin', on Sunday I had some vegan biscuits with mushroom gravy then for lunch I had native foods and got their Bangkok bowl(brown rice, carrots, squash, tofu) with yam fries then for dinner I had a slice...