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Plus he killed his daddy. I just can't help but think they're setting him up for redemption. It's star wars. I do kinda hope they go the other way with it, and Kylo becomes a gruesome, irredeemable killing machine full of hate and vengeance and the first movie was more of a pre-history for...

Wanna check her sigmoid for polyps. I care. I really care.

Gapes

I'll go fifty if she tapes

A good nipple can redeem an otherwise disappointing breast. I assume there's an analogue. A beautiful cock. I assume it's about the proper shaft to balls ratio.

Yeah, I think that one likes it. Which is why he'd be a fun one to play with. That's a cat who appreciates magic.

I want to play with that cat. Maybe I'm a nut, but I feel like some communication with animals is possible. Not Narnia or doctor Doolittle shit, but you can come to an empathic understanding with cats. I've had cats that speak to me. No fucking idea what they're saying, but they are...

It'll be better for you both, cheese.

And, going forward, ask about children on one of the first few dates. Don't do it on the first, and don't do it one the one where you get your dick wet, but do it and do it sooner rather than later.

Honesty is the only way to get out of the trap. Do what you have to do. That may mean absolutely silence. It really might. If it were me I would meet with her. Not to let her make an appeal, I would be hoping for cruelty from her. What you're going to have to say is along the lines of...

They've set Ray up so obviously. Ben Solo will somehow be redeemed, I'm sure. Maybe something like Luke refuses to train Ray deciding that the Jedi teaching is flawed with duality, and tasks her to figure it out on her own. So Ray becomes a wizard, a truly empowered mother figure (NO MORE...

The quality of the show is so high that i'm impressed they've managed two seasons of it. There's some really smart stuff layered into some of the most vulgar. "Now I'm not looking for any judgement, but can you occupy the mind of a giraffe?" I dunno, you burn this hard you're just gonna run...

Which will then be ignored completely as Cad doesn't peacefully relenquish control of his moderator status and everyone is too busy spitting on mist to notice what he did.

Last time I ate at mcdonalds the burger tasted like cardboard. I'm not being hyperbolic. It tasted like wet cardboard with a hint of meat. Man I used to eat the shit out of McDonalds in my 20's. I might have gone to a shitty franchise. I think that's likely. McMuffins are still pretty...

oh god so gross

Uber Uberest Write in vote. Talk shit get hit.

what if I have wifi? Instructions unclear, I just turned on the microwave with the door open.

Well, propofol is supposed to knock your ass out like that. I've never really understood pills. I've known guys hooked on vicodin or codone. Always makes me angry. Not the guys, the pills themselves. I just get irritable and angry. I can't understand getting addicted to them. But that's...

I'm of the opinion that there's basically no way this can be good. Bioware ain't what it once was. DA:O and ME1 were completely different games than DA:I and ME3. I really enjoyed the first of each series. An integral part of the series is the story, Bioware has intentionally done that. If...

It was proto-hodjing

Man, Uber Uberest @ Rathe was like a day 1 poster too. There used to be a thread in the very first rickshaw where him and another guy farmed like 5,000 postcount off of each other. Just going "uh huh" "nuh uh" back and forth for about a week.

Is this "talk shit get hit" IRL?

Yeah, Vampire was stupid good. Even better because I figgured it was going to be just so awful, and then it turns out it was omg.

EVIL MINDS THAT PLOT DESTRUCTION SORCERORS OF DEATHS CONSTRUCTION

Gif wars claim thousands of innocents in collateral damage. Generals gathered in their masses Just like witches at black masses

So weird. I was looking for spank material and watched a camwhore stick ginger up her ass. Didn't spank to that one, watched more in mild interest. Strange variant of hide the pickle.

I'm just dead inside, dude. That's all.

I just assume autocorrect fucks with stuff.

Faaaaaancy.

:worf:

Yeah, that's the thing. For a man what matters is "did you suck the dick or didn't you?". Not "did you want to suck the dick?" or "did you flirt with him and make him think he was about to get his dick sucked?" That's all honor is.

my toilet seat argument has always been to just pee on it. That changes the argument entirely, and I don't have to hear about putting it down!

It's most effective to use a fully peeled clove suppository. You want the peel off, it helps with absorbtion. Don't believe the man, man. You eat better with your ass.

All you really have to do is read one of L. Ron Hubbards books to see exactly what the man was. Any one of them, it doesn't matter. His writing is honest and straightforward. He truly lacked subtlety or grace. He just didn't give a fuck. He was more like the Hollywood Warhol than anything...

I don't think Duke even has a department for this anymore. I think that one dude retired.

This was an excellent movie. It's a little unfair to compare it to BoB. BoB was 12 hours long? At least. Been a while but i'm pretty sure it was at least 6 episodes. This was 2:30. You're not going to get the same depth. Edit: Hmm, 10 hours. 10 1 hours, apparently. BoB is great too...

QFT.

LulzSect vs. Tolan -- this one came down to RNJESUS. Neither are really irksome. Screamfeeder vs. olscratch -- Someone call him a fag on twitter.

That's a good woman right there.