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Naming it the draegan award seems like a good idea. He's a stone cold ringer to win asshat of 2016. If he's eligible he might as well be the only name on the list. Cashing out the way he did... Well.

Was it that car salesman job? Cause that's a surprisingly stressful gig. They'll just fire people sometimes to motivate their middle performers. It's a lot better to get into transport for dealerships than try to work the showroom. What I've heard, but have no experience with, is that being...

Verbally. It's not like it happens all the fuckin time or anything, but i've had a few different women scream a couple of different things (like OH GOD PLEASE STOP and WHO THE HELL ARE YOU). That sounds like it might be a humblebrag, but I promise it isn't. Sometimes you get in a mood on you...

I think i've had women fake orgasm before just to get me to stop. Not really the kind of thing that you can confront directly. There's no good answer to that question. Cause if you're wrong it's like "woah, you've got some pretty serious trust issues, huh?" and if you're right that just...

That property tax seems high. Of course the assessed value is also pretty high. Ratewise you actually pay less property tax than I do. And I feel like my property taxes are fairly low. It's ~0.85% roughly around here.

really, get that other job that you were talking about a few months ago. Don't tell them that you're quitting, not even on your last day. Just pee on your chair and leave.

lol

plot twist: tiggles was patient zero

160k in LA actually doesn't sound like very much. I mean you're not banging rocks together or living week to week, but I doubt you live close to the affluent part of town either. 160k wouldn't really buy into the affluent parts of Raleigh. And we ain't high falutin. Unless you mean the state...

You joke, but that does actually sound kinda like an entertaining night. If you get to watch each other pee. I mean why not just get arty with it.

I just can't wrap my head around having a funnel to pee in someone's butt with. All I can do is laugh. Honestly, I just can't wrap my head around it. a_skeleton_02, you have blown my mind. I'm impressed. I do suspect you've got some issues that you may want to address. My guess is that...

The sound it makes though. The sound. Like a bucket filling up with rain. Tears in the rain off the shoulder of Orion.

That's very white of you. I judge. I judge all the time.

NO BLOOD FOR OIL. It'll also cause infections more often than a water based lube. The water lube sheds more easily. Also for anal, it is petrol based, if there's any internal tearing or bleeding (happens sometimes) then you can get it in the bloodstream and I mean that's not great. It's not...

I can't see how, outside of hatefucking, they have a place at all. Hatefucking is a fine and glorious thing. But if all you're doing is hatefucking, maybe you should stop fucking for a while. That's just me though. 2betacuck4CBT

It's on netflix. I remember watching it with friends when it first aired. It was so much lols. It's a good episode, it honestly is, but Stewart hams it up sooooooooooo fucking hard that it's impossible not to burst out laughing at the end of it. You gotta remember though that shows like...

Eww, don't use vaseline. That's petro based. You can use it to jerk off, but don't even use it for anal lube. That shit should not be inside anyone. If you're gonna do that use vegetable oil. And i'm not saying that you should use Crisco for lube, lol. But it's better than Vaseline.

Still though, the best sex requires a painters tarp. Have you ever tried to clean bacon grease stains out of upholstery? Not sexy, dude. Not sexy at all.

I think it was more specifically the funnel and the rape kit. LOL.

peeing in butts is a step too far? God I don't even know what I'd do with a girl that wanted me to pee in her butt. I'm pretty sure i'd fucking evacuate immediately. Well, obviously, I would pee in her butt first. So not like immediately immediately. I'm all for kink and just going crazy...

temperature is a weird damn thing. What I know is that when they're using that term in the lab it's not quite the same thing as when you use it to say "it's fucking hot, what's the temperature out here anyway?"

Sounds boooooooooring. They didn't even have color back then! Or 'splosions. I think it's been talked about before. I just didn't connect the two.

She's 20. It can't be that hard to just get her to get tired of you. Don't be mean. Just be distant. You not trying to hurt her, you're encouraging her come to the conclusion that she can do better. If you start to gradually withdraw, I don't mean all at once, just gradually she'll leave on...

It's like fucking in the bathroom though isn't it? Getting caught is part of what makes it special. Inevitably being falsely accused of rape is what makes this so exciting. lol. She's got your ass now!