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Then my duty is done.

Also, I make so few threads and they both got merged into this one. I rankle under this gross injustice. I demand flair.

Wait, he was for real? I told him to take his victory lap and enjoy it, to just chill for a little while and he said "I'm literally shaking". I thought he was kidding. I really thought he was kidding. Dude, Scream. Go take a walk. A long walk that makes you sweat. There is no way that...

Did you really? LOL

She's still talking about this? She's been talking about this since King of Queens ended. It's a real crusade for her isn't it? Good on her.

They knew they had your attention on #1, so they went ahead and said what they wanted to say. You can't do two shows like that in a row, and you can't bury it in the middle of the season. You have to either lead with it or finish with it. I expect many gutlaughs from the rest of them...

Missy was great though. Easily stole the show.

It's a bit disapointing. There's been one really breakout Capaldi episode. That one where he was in the time trap, the clockwork castle. That's the only one I can remember where it felt like they'd captured the magic of Tennant/Smith but in a Capaldi way. The rest of them are "I'm Rock Star...

OH GOD HE'S ABOUT TO DO IT TO THIS THREAD TOO MAKE IT HAPPEN CHARLIE. MAKE IT HAPPEN. HE JUST DOESN'T GET US, MAN.

All this talk of goats and drunken womanish hissy fits is making me think of a girl I recently told exactly how full of shit she was. I don't believe that history every repeats itself exactly, so i'm holding out some hope that this time I get my dick sucked.

Ahh. well, that both makes more sense and less.

Noodlemod, best Passive Aggressive mod 2017! I'm still voting for Mist.

They're trying to evoke the image of swamp gas flaring up. Will o' wisps. They're meaningless distractions which, if you try to follow them, all you do is get lost in the swamp. But it's too far to go. It's a bad metaphor. It's extremely rare to see and only people who have ever walked...

I voted for sex.

Speak american.

That doesn't make any sense. I understand the idea of it, it's a well defined manipulation tactic. But why call it "gaslighting". That's a real fucking stretch. I see what they're going for, but it's a real fucking stretch. Ursula LeGuin has a book about it. I forget the name of it... but...

I doubt progressive has anything to do with it. It's the kind of shit that 20 year olds say in order to sound edgy. It also sounds like she's up for a pee party.

I don't even know what it means. Nor do I particularly care to learn.

Yeah, they deal with that directly in the final episode. They don't spell it out for you but they come as close as they're able to without tedious exposition. It's the central conceit of the premise. It requires unfailing devotion to the Director, unquestioning and unfailing... and once that...

And yeah, that's answered pretty definitively in the second to last episode. Maybe the final episode? They CAN use people who aren't "destined to die". They just don't. Usually. All they have to know is exactly where they are and an exact time. Which for that second to last episode is a...

Pretty much my thoughts. I commented on it in the netflix thread. It's not a bad show if you don't expect too much. There are good scenes, good acting, the premise is bland but they manage to make the show not bland. There's a lot of bog standard tropes in it which could have made it...

Ut oh! Spagetti-O's!

I found that first episode to be pretty solid. C'mon, we had a black president before the Orange one. That's a really solid line. The meta of that ep was 100%. It's just a really hard thing to make gut laughs out of. But, compare it to episode one. The gang gets racist. No, I mean really...

You have fourteen days. The results will be binding.

I'm quite liberal about some things. On the whole I think I have to admit to being fairly conservative. I'm certainly not progressive. That shit is a mental disorder. Lol, I go after Chuck sometimes when he starts to get unthinking draconian. You just gotta rein it in every now and then...

Hey! I'm on your side over here! I was mostly just happy to be on a list, and now you gotta take that away from me too. You cut me bro. Cuts deep. Let scream out. He's really not hard to ignore when he goes on drunken rampages. And it IS entertaining. Drunktanked for 24 honestly seems...

Short answer, 20 year old butthole. Long answer, twenty year old titties.

Sounds to me like Bob managed to avoid five years of aggravation and tedium. If Sally wants to be miserable Bob should let her. Bob ain't her daddy.

I guess I should have expected a Han Solo movie. Still though, I'm really feeling the truth of "the star wars universe is actually very shallow. If it isn't in the first three movies it won't sell". The Han Solo movie? I mean.. really? Ouch. I'm sure it will be competent.

Yeah, I watched Travellers. It's actually not horrible. Don't go into it expecting great sci-fi. Because it's not. It's a "time travellers from the future" premise. Some of the episodes in the back half start to get a little too thick. But it's also really well done. It's nicely put...

That really was he best of the season I think. It wasn't the funniest, but it was the best. It reminded me of Charlie's Opera. Which I think is the best episode of the entire show. Gotta pay the troll toll to get into this boys hole. Pondy was the funniest. Just every part of it. Mrs...

Not really. I saw a full solar eclipse in grade school and I've seen I think three partial solar eclipses in my life. I mean, neat. But when you know from like age 5 that we live on a giant ball of rock spinning around the sun... it's just "neat". It's kinda like "well, yeah that's gonna...

Icepick headaches and the eye spasms are what would concern me. Here's the thing about doctors. You don't have to actually take the pills that they throw at you. And a doctor really might just give you a scrip for xanax or something similar. Which is basically weed for DoD contractors. Shit...

You sure nightly blowjobs aren't what she was aiming for? Buuuut honey i'm siiiiick.

The first couple of weeks can be brutal. Mind and body both adapt quickly though. And 10 a month is perfectly good. Even if you are morbidly obese you do not want to drop the weight TOO fast, either. 10 a month is still 120 a year. If you go from 350 to 230 in a year... that's plenty...

He got flipped, boys. Play dangerous games, get a small remote detonation nucklear device implanted in your spine.

Butter cookies in a casserole is one of those "I wonder why no one does this" experiments. Then you taste it and realize that people DO do it... but just don't want to admit they thought it might have been a good idea.

Is that the one with the spider? I was mostly bored in that movie. Well, that's not true. About halfway through I figured out the device and it got boring. It was fairly interesting up until then. But the final ten seconds REALLY turn the entire thing around. Without those final ten...

You should start doing coke. It's not like she can leave you now.