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I need a pinch emoji.

Go to burger king and get a bunch of those mayonnaise packets. If you're having the right kind of sex she'll never see you make the switch.

@Convo yeah, I thought it was funny.

The sports forum guys were rubbing salt in the wound, and convo started screaming. And dropping posts in random threads @ tagging them. Quality entertainment, imho. Oh, and then convo got into a slapfight with mario.

I just realized why sterling jews us all. He's giving us all a gold star. I feel like I probably should have realized that months ago.

We did it convo! Oh, wait, he ragequit.

No, you have to give her a blue ribbon. Moving from suicide to murder is REAL progress. C'mere you little scamp. I'm gonna pinch those cheeks so hard.

No, you have to give her a blue ribbon. Moving from suicide to murder is REAL progress. C'mere you little scamp. I'm gonna pinch those cheeks so hard.

Did you put this in SS so that convo can't post in it anymore?

@a_skeleton_03 think we could spare ten bucks for that app? There must be one. There's an app for everything these days.

LOL that's cruel. Funny though.

That one is a predator. Cute as hell though. I hope she's a smart predator. Gets paaaaaid.

And can you get hard anymore? Or are you deep into HRT and don't? How the hell do trannies get off? Can't lie, it sounds kinda awful. Orgasm without ejaculation? My brain is busted.

For @Convo and @Ambiturner to meet, discuss, share thoughts, hopes, aspirations. A place to really work through the daily stresses of life. Ignore the peepholes, no one will be watching. If the two of you feel driven to express sentiment through physical means... if a bout of fisticuffs...

You could have at least let the mystery linger.

Sounds like the perfect time to have said, "No. I don't know. Tell me. Do it slowly, and drop your voice a little."

This one sounds like a winner, Tigs. lol. The funny part is that I can believe those words came out of a 20 year old girls mouth.

In that case get the maid sexy underpants

Everyone knows that you get her a vacumm cleaner and sexy underpants. In the case of your wife the vaccum cleaner would be even more hilarious!

Yeah. He is who he is. I saw that he had Scott Adams on and I thought, "this might actually be interesting". And then in the first five minutes Joe was like "so. wanna get baked?" I lol'd, but turned it off.

They've said that he still lurks a little in sports. Poor cam needs to start posting again.

You know, I'd forgotten that you posted your dick until YOU brought it up! So it's about time for a "2 babies later" update, isn't it? See if it's still tight tight tight.

Which, I suppose after barely thinking about it for a day, means that some of Einstein's conceptions about what happens as you approach c in regards to a massive particle cannot be entirely correct, either. Because gravity must move at at least and no more than c, and what this guy is proposing...

At this point I'm just running out of ideas. There are only so many Taylor - mist threesomes that I can envision.

Speak for yourself. The pain reminds me what it means to be a man.

Not the best 3 minutes to outline what he's talking about. It sounds like what he's saying is that gravity interacts with itself in some negligible way, but at the scale of galaxies the negligible force becomes observable. It also doesn't sound like he's saying the conceptualization of space...

I have never trolled on these boards.

Yeah, expecting special treatment is going to be a cause for dissapointment. If it was TRULY gross. Well, we have two examples of that. And, in this, you should be thankful for your ignorance. Even mentioning the words "Shelly" or "Goblincock" are enough to illicit profound disgust. That...

Especially when the state department issues terrorist travel warnings. That's got to drive down the price of airline tickets. lol. They issued a travel advisory for europe a few days ago, and they used a picture of Munich. "crazy derkas live here".