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It's like the anti-foodie derail though. We're talking about po'food. Mmmm. Oxtail.

Huh. Who would have thought it. Score one for the indians. WE STILL GAVE THEM THE CLAP.

If it ain't dirty, I don't want it! Funk is EARNED.

Hmmm. Can that possibly be true? There would be a lack of good documentation or really even good indications, but I thought syphillis was native to europe as well. I mean honestly back in the day they could have easily just marked it off as a whore plague.

Heh. heh. heh. G's meat skills.

Well yeah, it's not as good as real steak. But it'll do. You can also crock pot it and it gets so tender it about falls apart. At that point you're kind of making a meat sauce. Don't make much though. It's no good reheated. The fat congeals and geh.

cube steak is actually not bad though. Drop some worcestershire on that bitch, maybe some horseradish if you wanna. I've always called that pan steak, I think. I think we're talking about the same thing. Shit's cheap, tastes good. I ain't too proud to eat cow asshole. And beating the shit...

Raynauds is more common in women. It can happen to men too. I think. I don't remember offhand having seen male raynauds, but i'm sure it happens.

I guess the warm sour creme smeared on the tortilla wrap has a similar, but wildly different, usage for innies? HOT POCKETS

You're gonna wind up being one of those 50+ lifers that you tell people and they're like "hooooooly fuuuck".

I wish I could say that I knew where that was in the sky, but I honestly have no idea. Is that the little dipper? I think it is, but i'm not sure. For having looked at them so much I sure know jackfuck about stars.

Well, you're probably not dying. But that's a pretty extreme sort of thing to happen because of a stomach virus. If you've had the runs for a few days you may be and probably are dehydrated. Fuck dude, you live in canadaland. Go get sum uv dat free helthkare.

It really does help. I'm sorry you got bagged, it sucks. The chemo is going to suck too. No words to describe how bad that's gonna suck. But the alternative really is dead. So in the game of would you rather, you picked correctly.

That's why in any serious ERP session someone has to play the girl. So that it's NOT gay. Jesus. Noob mistake.

I would watch at least five minutes of it. It would be the same 30 seconds looped, but that counts.

Look. As long as she was on foxnews I had a chance. I'm not saying it was a good chance, but it was a chance. Now that she's moving to NBC I'll never be able to bang her.

I bet she liked it too. Get her to sit on your face sometime. Show you that she loves you. You'll be thinking, "My entire world is twat!" And it's great.

Next time get a brick of sharp Colby. Then yell checkmate screenshots as you orgasm.

It's a good thing, but. You still need to be looking for a place to move to.

Think about it though. We're looking at this through the lens of shitlords. Consider the programming for daytime TV right now. You have The Chew, The View, and The Talk. The View and The Talk are horrible. Just horrible and unwatchable. The Chew is ok -- it's just a trumped up cooking show...

DUNKPOOTS I know dibbs on his stuff has been called. But can I have the peridots?

I used to give her zerberts everywhere. Every now and then when we'd be kissing grab her cheeks, stroke the back of her neck all tenderly, and just empty my lungs into her. I dunno man. I thought the shit was funny. I still do. Just monkey shit. She got to where she'd do it to me. Not for...

It's not like we're born knowing how to work a clit. For example i'm still pretty sure it's in that little cleft right above her butt.

Because you're fifteen years old and you've got this awesome toy that a real girl is not just letting you, but asking you to play with!

Noodle, lol. That's not what they're talking about. They're actually talking about blowing air up in there. If women were THAT fragile they wouldn't be able to walk. It's not a 0.005% chance. It's 0 chance.

Wait. Are you blowing air into her cunny as you're licking it? Because I know techniques differ and everything but I honestly gotta say you're doing it completely wrong.

You're not supposed to blow air into the vagina. You fuckers know you tried to do it the first time you ever ate pussy. And if you had a good girl, she told you not to and why. It's not about killing kids. As god damn funny as it would be to try to inflate her like a balloon, it's just not...

Kinda surprised. Pleasantly, but I keep expecting it to be their last season. Unannounced last season.

It's not like there is a shortage of hot blondes though. There's not even a real shortage of well spoken ones. But it will be interesting times for foxnews. How are they going to deal with finally being a credible news outlet? Are they going to immediately start doubling down on legitimate...

I tried cooking meth once. Killing the mexican wasn't nearly as hard as it was portrayed. All in all I'd have to say it was easier than cooking the meth.

Just find a fold and fuck it. A couple of nights of armpit sex and she'll be ready.

My blood pressure is too high.

You could email the RLM guys at PreRec, too. They've talked about the backend of it in passing a few times. Jack might actually respond. I doubt they get more than a few hundred emails a week.

Yeah, lost was a weird one. I liked S1 alright. I stopped watching in S2. Then I came back and started watching again in the final season. They'd finally taken it to be an iteration of The Twilight Zone with high production value and I really enjoyed it for that. But the show wasn't "Lost"...

The point of that story was about four pages right in the middle of the book. It's been years, but he started talking about "the kinds of thoughts you have past midnight". Something along those lines. The entire book was a delivery system for those four pages. Hemingway did that kind of...

The next one is -- they're going to fire you and forget to mention it until you go to pick up your check.

Seriously mist, if it's even partially as bad as you're saying... take the thirty minute commute. This place is a shitshow if they can't handle payroll. There are yellow flags and there are red flags. Fucking with job responsibilities and shifts is a yellow. Fucking with pay and bonuses is...

How's your blood pressure? Check that, check your 'beetus status. You can get little blood pressure monitors at most any pharmacy as well as blood sugar kits. It's not that expensive. It does sound circulatory indeed. Worth a visit to a Gp. Because if it is pressure there are some things...