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There's a real career choice in it. He'll never be more than the zany-ass friend, like was said. But he's fine with that and wants to embrace it. He wants to do absurdist humor. He probably wants to do his own show. I mean why not. Absurdism is great. Silicon has bankrolled him if nothing...

Window treatments are easy to underestimate. There's an upstairs room that I never had a curtain on because... no good reason, I was just too lazy to ever spend the 5 minutes to hang a rod. It had a little blind that I never used. Never really cared. It faces the afternoon sun. When I...

That's gonna be a little man, innit it. Babby was all like, "Poppa, poppa! It smells like farts in there!" Make sure his first word is fart.

I'd say play it safe and stop at two. Get your shit snipped.

It really does help. I wouldn't suggest it to anyone else, but sometimes i'll take an aspirin if i'm hot.

Jesus Christ. How the fuck. It's been sorta warm in NC. But not as bad as usual. However it does feel like you're living in soup. I mean you leave the window open and fabric gets wet. At least it's a dry heat? I guess?

Ahh, yeah. That's not questionable. That's a nurse not doing her job.

Hey! I might have tits but I don't work at the grocery store. Fuckin fancy ass Kroger. You're one of those upscale rednecks huh. Just too good to go to food lion and support honest, hard working americans.

It's a matter of which X you favor in a particular game. Long games prioritize explore and exploit. Shorter games expand and exterminate. On a long game it's rare to find a real threat late, even with high AI cheatmode. TBH long games are only about half as long as the playtime. You know...

That one is questionable. If your wife was adamant about showering alone, or if she just DID it without even telling anyone (that's where my initial bet is, she wanted to get up and get clean and she wanted to do it herself... and the female mind directly after childbirth... it literally makes...

Yeah, I don't think you're supposed to be rooting for any of them. The idea is these disconnected little cultures and the bizzare ways that they connect into the zeitgeist. The joke is more along the lines of, "These are the people making the big decisions whether they know it or not".

If i'm in a hurry though you go with the babysitter. That 30-40 year old woman who's up there to run herd on them. She'll get you out the door.

That's pretty extreme. Ice will crack and all that, but for it to crack with enough force to actually pop like that. It was probably your breath made a crack and a high pressure bubble.

I'm curious as to who is doing the McConnehey impression. Because that shit was hillarious. I watched the credits, it wasn't him. Fooled me. Kid. That's the point. When your dick gets hard the story never makes sense.

Your wife made her own catch? Damn dude. That's hardcore.

Proof that simulation theory is real. Teens drawing dicks on reality.

I'm actually gonna try that. Vinegar works a little bit. Grounds might work better. Those liquid bait traps actually work ok too.

True. And that said, I'd still be ok with that movie.

I actually liked season 2 more than season 1. A lot more. S1 was ok. But S2 is like, actually really fucking good. It's fucking brutal.

GOD DAMN ANTS. FUCK ANTS. You really do learn the value of spiderbro's.

If she's finally starting to get sick of the pills though and looking for alternatives that is a good sign at least. That's where it has to start. So that's good news.

Kid was probably fucking with it. Sounds a lot like a playful bite if it followed him home.

Lol. That's baller.

Shawyer's claims of partnerships with defense + aerospace: disproven. [Boeing looked once, decline to license] that one is kind of a coffin nail. Was that whole thing fakenews? That's actually sort of incredible. They were saying that lockheed was actually looking at the thing for real. And...

The ones in my uncle's house, at least. And I'm not even that mad. It just sucks and is aggravating. I can't say a 25 year plumb was a bad job.

It also really might just put her to sleep. Lol. In which case it's a fairly expensive ambient.

Honestly I'd try it and see how it goes. Worst case you're looking at about 3 wasted hours and 100 wasted bucks. And yeah, the pills create a problem in an attempt to mitigate one.

Once you get used to it you can be quite high functioning under its effects, and it does mostly serve to take the edge off. But it does dull the upper end and reduces observational powers. I don't suspect it would be a good, or even practical long term treatment depending on what her...

Depends on the person and situation. Trex said recently that weed makes her nervous, and I believe it. In fact I've known people who just tense up with it. It's usually women. But I honestly think that has more to do with the mind than the brain. It's not like being drunk. So if you guys...

When copper starts to go though it goes in a really shitty way. Lasts for maybe 20-25 years. Which is pretty good, but it's a pain in my balls since I'm the guy who has to replace it!

Just gonna add a stone to the Weird Al pile. If you've ever got a chance to go see him, spend that cash. I dunno why, but he reminds me of Pete Seger. It's got nothing to do with his music. That guy's really not faking it. He's just goofy and nice. Incoming weird al rape scandal in 10...

brofist the little dude next time you see him!

My mom used to love to tell the story to any girl I was stupid enough to take to her about the time when I was about a year old she went to change my diaper in my little playpen. And she found me sitting there with my diaper around my ankles and a little bit of poop around my mouth just...

Bright side, at least the place has been cleaned up some so you could see it instead of having to sniff it out.

Probably not. If what they're calling ai continues to progress even slowly you could have rudimentary adaptable machines in a generation. You have that in a VERY crude form with alexa right now. You toss one out, tell it to check in for orders every so often, and wait. Maybe the ai is what...

Eh, shit like that happens. I'll still have dreams maybe once or twice a year about girls I dated in high school. They've come to represent something. Usually an insecurity. But it's not so concrete as that.

You can also now claim to have mutant boobs.

It makes me sad that I can't give this post a gold star.

Wonder Tot? Do Superman and Wonderwoman make a babby? I would watch that porno. Everyone would watch that porno.

You've always got to remember: You are paying these people good money to be paranoid. Everything looks like cancer to an oncologist. Sometimes they happen to be right. It's the kind of thing that you want to be wrong about.