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  1. TheBeagle

    Texas Says It's OK to Shoot an Escort If She Won't Have Sex With You

    I think Araysar wants to fly out to MT and sample some of that Rocky Mt. pussy...
  2. TheBeagle

    Texas Says It's OK to Shoot an Escort If She Won't Have Sex With You

    She's cute but I gotta stick to the ones in Missoula or Kalispell. Besides, I'm pretty sure I'm getting laid tonight for free, even if she's not nearly as hot as those ladies of the evening. That should get the poison out and I can get back to concentrating on what I'm actually up here for...
  3. TheBeagle

    Texas Says It's OK to Shoot an Escort If She Won't Have Sex With You

    Well the entire pop. is less than 1 million, but thanks for doin the legwork. That last one would be my pick.
  4. TheBeagle

    Texas Says It's OK to Shoot an Escort If She Won't Have Sex With You

    That's what belts are for braj.
  5. TheBeagle

    The Official Conservative Political Thread

    It's hilarious how so called 'conservatives' turn into weeping fucking pussies at the first sign of adversity.
  6. TheBeagle

    Texas Says It's OK to Shoot an Escort If She Won't Have Sex With You

    I usually only get that bonus high if she is strangling me.
  7. TheBeagle

    Texas Says It's OK to Shoot an Escort If She Won't Have Sex With You

    Can I shoot her in the face if she doesn't give me a BBBJ?
  8. TheBeagle

    NBA 2012-13 Season Thread - Crown The Heat!

    That's delicious, I'll definitely be keeping an eye on this thread for the Finals.
  9. TheBeagle

    Texas Says It's OK to Shoot an Escort If She Won't Have Sex With You

    God damn it! Missoula's is home base when I'm not out in the field. Sonuvabitch, I think we just hit Whorecon 1.
  10. TheBeagle

    Texas Says It's OK to Shoot an Escort If She Won't Have Sex With You

    Any clue how to attach a pic in a PM?
  11. TheBeagle

    Texas Says It's OK to Shoot an Escort If She Won't Have Sex With You

    I have been texting back and forth with some chick from POF for a few days, meeting up tonight, so I haven't yet got to Whorecon 1 yet. I have noticed that there are hardly any fat chicks up here, everyone's always outside doing shit. I love it.
  12. TheBeagle

    Texas Says It's OK to Shoot an Escort If She Won't Have Sex With You

    She deserved to get it just for having those god awful painted on eyebrows. I hate that shit, it's a plague that all mexican chicks seem to do. On a related note, I've been in Montana for a week and haven't seen a single set of painted on eyebrowspretty sure I'm done with Texas after...
  13. TheBeagle

    NBA 2012-13 Season Thread - Crown The Heat!

    Haven't been following the thread, but is that baby-fucking Heat apologist still around?
  14. TheBeagle

    Texas Says It's OK to Shoot an Escort If She Won't Have Sex With You

    Hah hah ^^ Ya I don't really give a shit either, seems like she had it coming to her one way or another. Its just one less scamming whore to worry about next time I get so desperate I need to troll backpage.com.
  15. TheBeagle

    Your Own Photography

    Sunset on Flathead Lake.
  16. TheBeagle

    The Astronomy Thread

    If we've confirmed the Higgs, how much smaller particles can there be?
  17. TheBeagle

    Mammoth Blood Found in Siberia

    I wonder what their forage was during the winter months. I can't imagine they could find enough to eat in a coniferous arctic forest like the Taiga.
  18. TheBeagle

    The Astronomy Thread

    Hell, my university, which isn't exactly an Ivy league school, has an entire basement full of bound, science journal periodicals dating back a hundred years. We're talking tens of thousands of books covering every aspect of science and mathematics that you can think of. If I'm super bored and...
  19. TheBeagle

    Why do men keep putting me in the Girlfriend-zone?

    Not once have I ever jerked off thinking about her tits, so I stand by it being platonic.
  20. TheBeagle

    Why do men keep putting me in the Girlfriend-zone?

    Perhaps you are confused as to the definition of platonic. Platonic: of, relating to, or being a relationship marked by the absence of romance or sex Just because I acknowledge in the back of my head that a married, female friend has a fantastic pair of tits doesn't mean we can't have a...
  21. TheBeagle

    Why do men keep putting me in the Girlfriend-zone?

    Well, these aren't your everyday vapid, dumb cunts either. They're outdoorsy, smart, science-y chicks that can hold their own. We also work in the same lab and it would be a serious faux pas for me to get a little too drunk and try to make out with one of them. I will admit that these are the...
  22. TheBeagle

    Why do men keep putting me in the Girlfriend-zone?

    Because they're married...
  23. TheBeagle

    Why do men keep putting me in the Girlfriend-zone?

    Calling out Tanoomba's forehead kissing, crying during a sunset, ultimate beta bullshit doesn't make you a pompous caveman, it makes you a normal man. I'm sure there are plenty of gay guys that would call Tanoomba a weeping fucking faggot. The dude is way over the top. You have to admit that...
  24. TheBeagle

    Why do men keep putting me in the Girlfriend-zone?

    It would be awesome to see the results of everyone posting in this thread getting their estrogen and testosterone levels taken. Tanoomba's posts in this thread give me the biggest douche chills. What a weirdo.
  25. TheBeagle

    The Astronomy Thread

    Read Arthur C. Clark. The Rama series.
  26. TheBeagle

    black islamist beheads British soldier in London

    Ya I have found myself becoming increasingly conservative on this issue, and it's one of the few instances, in my mind, of America actually being on the right side of an issue as compared to the rest of the world. There's not a chance in hell we will have to deal with a riotous muslim...
  27. TheBeagle

    Why do men keep putting me in the Girlfriend-zone?

    Thread needs more pics.
  28. TheBeagle

    black islamist beheads British soldier in London

    Will there be bears armed with lasers?
  29. TheBeagle

    black islamist beheads British soldier in London

    And sending all living ex-Republican presidents to the Hague to be tried as war criminals and executed is the brilliant adult approach that will change hearts and minds? Do that and enjoy the American Civil War part Deux, this time with NAPALM! WOW, man when you get the bit in your mouth, you...
  30. TheBeagle

    black islamist beheads British soldier in London

    Pot calling the kettle black? LOL, enjoy your justice under Sharia law. Even the most modern, progressive islamic society makes Alabama seems like San Fransisco in comparison. What part of 'they don't give a flying fuck about mikhail's justice and reparations and would still chop your head...
  31. TheBeagle

    black islamist beheads British soldier in London

    You aren't going to get rid of it at all. There's nothing we can do short of actual genocide, and obviously thats not a choice. But we can stop it's spread into our societies. If it takes being an asshole, so be it. I'd rather be an asshole than see my granddaughter wearing a fucking burka...
  32. TheBeagle

    black islamist beheads British soldier in London

    Yes, it is strange bedfellows when I see fellow atheists and liberals defending Islam, which is far and away the most conservative, shove their religion down your throat group of people on the planet. It makes no sense. You can't support women's rights, gay rights, and Islam at the same time...
  33. TheBeagle

    black islamist beheads British soldier in London

    The only way to do that is with a time machine. Those fuckers never forgive, never forget. If you believe any kind of reparations are going to make them suddenly stop wanting to cover the world in Islam, i.e. slit your throat while you sleep, then you are profoundly naive.
  34. TheBeagle

    black islamist beheads British soldier in London

    There's plenty of non-islamic nations that have operated under western imperialism, had their resources exploited for profit, and faced unequal economic footing, similar to all those mid-east shitholes, that miraculously somehow don't make a national pastime out of chopping off the heads of...
  35. TheBeagle

    black islamist beheads British soldier in London

    Correlation is not causation.
  36. TheBeagle

    black islamist beheads British soldier in London

    Give me a fucking break dude. Despite having backed yourself into a corner of defending Islam, there is no way in hell you want America to have more Islam. You really want to go back to prohibition? You want all of our females to walk around in burkas? Of course you don't. Just admit defeat...
  37. TheBeagle

    black islamist beheads British soldier in London

    So what? The fact that it is allowed to exist, and becomes more tolerated with every passing generation, while it is effectively stomped out in any country living under Sharia law is direct and irrefutable evidence that today, in the 21st century, christian societies are far more progressive...
  38. TheBeagle

    This is the absolute worst forum on the internet

    usasexguide.info is pretty fucking terribad as well
  39. TheBeagle

    The Astronomy Thread

    I think I wold like us to remain invisible for as long as possible. We are most definitely, as a species, not ready for primetime.
  40. TheBeagle

    black islamist beheads British soldier in London

    America is a pretty much believed to be a Christian nation correct? Ok, lets list some of the things that I love that exist in America's christian society...Hot girls in yoga pants, Shiner Bock, strippers, blueberry kush, drunken St. Patty's Day parades, bacon, rerolled.org, and premarital...