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  1. Fifey

    Bicycling

    You just gotta learn to love and embrace the cat6 road race.
  2. Fifey

    Bicycling

    Yeah I was going to record the last one I did but I was going brakeless on risers so I had no place to mount the camera. I have one coming up next month which is a smaller one so Ill likely record it. I'll just have to find sine secure way to mount it.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Always go to their place, that way if they get crazy they can't poop on your lawn.
  4. Fifey

    Bicycling

    It sucks for long road rides cause most of it is worthless. I bought mine and used it for a month or so and now it's just collecting dust. I've been contemplating using it for some alleycats just so I can post it here and make people angry. Don't mount it on your helmet though. It looks so...
  5. Fifey

    Weight Loss Thread

  6. Fifey

    Weight Loss Thread

    What do you bros think of my calves?
  7. Fifey

    Weight Loss Thread

    Cardio has no place in the weight loss thread, only bicep curls.
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    Weight Loss Thread

  9. Fifey

    Weight Loss Thread

    Far from it, I'm taking my recovery week since the last three weeks I've been racing three days a week along with training rides and this last weekend I rode 200 miles or so.
  10. Fifey

    Weight Loss Thread

    I almost went to the gym last night but ate a pint of ice cream and then had a 40 instead. #thinprivilege
  11. Fifey

    Weight Loss Thread

    All that matters at the gym is how much you can bench.
  12. Fifey

    Bicycling

    I don't buy into the whole Gatorade hype, I drink solely tap water and if I'm riding that day, I'll likely only eat bananas before. Never had any problems with dehydration or anything. Drink brawndo, it's got what plants crave.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Late response but my plan is for the first date meet somewhere cheap for drinks during happy hour time. I usually go to a bar I never go too so it doesn't run the risk of seeing her again if it fails. I'll never buy them a drink, it's online dating so the first date shouldn't even be a date...
  14. Fifey

    Bicycling

    You want a slight bend in the knee when at full extension. I'd say take it into the shop you bought it from and have a chat with them.
  15. Fifey

    Bicycling

    Sounds to me like your seat is too far up causing your hips to rock. You could also try a stem with more rise to make it more of an upright riding position. It's hard to say though without pics of you on the bike. Completed the stp on Sunday, back to back flat centuries. Went slow the...
  16. Fifey

    The underwear thread.

    The best boxers if you do anything active are the adidas boxer briefs, they are called like performance or something(it's been a while since I've bought then cause I stocked up last time). They are super snug and keep things in place when I ride my bike like a pair of bibs and are made from...
  17. Fifey

    Bicycling

    Any of my fellow fatties doing the Seattle to Portland ride this weekend?
  18. Fifey

    Weight Loss Thread

    I ate half a large pizza yesterday after my race and could have probably stuffed another one or two in there but I wanted to save room for beer. Eating after a hard workout is the best thing ever.
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    Weight Loss Thread

    The bro science in here is top notch.
  20. Fifey

    Border Issue

    So what if you have a work visa(paid to get in) but once it expires(movies over), you stick around? Is that not violating the law in your eyes, since they are still paying for concessions(sales tax).
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    Border Issue

    Yesterday I was at the river and drinking a beer when a cop walked past me and looked at my beer then me but kept walking cause someone was drowning further down river. In your logic, what I was doing was legal since the cop didn't stop me right?
  22. Fifey

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Hey as long as she hasn't been munching on asparagus all day, I say game on.
  23. Fifey

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Squirting is awesome and if you don't like it, you should probably go post in the ask a gay man thread.
  24. Fifey

    Onoes does Phoenix, Atlanta, Colorado, and... your sister?

    The names are fine but it's the combination of the names, dressing like a hot topic punk teenager, Jurassic park truck and flirting with your daughters sixteen year old friends. When you mix all that together, it's a bit worrisome.
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    Onoes does Phoenix, Atlanta, Colorado, and... your sister?

    I give till the end of the month till onoes gets his first tattoo. If you want attention, nothing gets it quite like a throat piece.
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    Onoes does Phoenix, Atlanta, Colorado, and... your sister?

    I love watching onoes go through his mid life crisis.
  27. Fifey

    Wizardhawk's memorial thread (a cautionary tale of dental care and garlic)

    Seriously, if he doesn't offer up the proof then he should be banned. I don't like people playing with my emotions.
  28. Fifey

    Car Insurance

    Good news is it's a guaranteed total, so I'd start thinking about a new car and hopefully you have gap insurance.
  29. Fifey

    Weight Loss Thread

    My post got ate but, im 160lbs, no six pack and I cansquat 245 for my max 5x. Squats are awesome but they arent some miracle worker. If I posted my body I would be considered a wimp by the bros of the forum. I have almost no upper body, it's all lower for me. Still I have no definition, it's...
  30. Fifey

    Weight Loss Thread

    I was gonna say at 200kg its impossible not to lose weight.
  31. Fifey

    Weight Loss Thread

    I love me some summertime, race season is in full effect now and I've been eating/drinking anything and everything without worry.
  32. Fifey

    The Animal Activism Crazy Thread

    A while ago I was flying home and had to sit next to some stupid old bitch with this unwashed/wet dog smelling shitzhu or whatever. I kept looking around wondering why she could have the dog uncaged and sitting in her lap but it was probably one of those stupid service dogs. Worst three hours...
  33. Fifey

    The Animated GIF Thread

    No, the cyclist is an idiot when running red lights/stop signs. Only time I'll go through a red is at like 1-3am and no cars at all around when I'm biking home cause I don't trust the bar crowd to see me at a stop even with my lights on. I'd say if ever person who drove, had to commute via...
  34. Fifey

    Portland? As a moving destination, not for travel

    Yeah, that's like a block or so west from Voodoo. It's on the backwall of Dante's, I've smoked a lot of weed standing next to that dumpster though. Portland is more hipster than Seattle but Seattle people are all bros and trust fund douches.
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    The Animated GIF Thread

    And when you open your car door in traffic, you are required by law to check behind you for any incoming vehicles, just because your pussy is sore that there are people who are lane splitting, doesn't give you the right to intentionally harm them. I ride my bike everywhere and the amount of...
  36. Fifey

    First World Problems

    Is male pooping oppressing you? Do we need to check our privilege?
  37. Fifey

    First World Problems

    I broke my smart phone last weekend and I've only pooped twice this week since I can't use sudoku to relax out the nugs.
  38. Fifey

    Bicycling

    Electrolytes.
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    I've never held doors for women/gave them special treatment and I get so many awful looks from women/other men when I just barge ahead of them. Always makes me laugh when it happens from the hypocrisy.
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    A world filled with women sounds terrible, could you imagine the mmo player base? Nothing but house decorators and jewelcrafters.