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I knew there would be a LoTR quote from that post. I got my ass reamed by the boss today for no reason, I just had to say "Yup" and "Sorry, won't happen again" until he went away. He's in an awful mood cause he's lost quite a bit of money recently so taking it out on everyone at the shop...

Claims p99 Elite are shit players, yet level 30 and buying plat. Sounds legit.

Poutine is fucking awesome, fuck the naysayers.

Yeah I feel you. I'd just personally have a lean muscular body too so I guess so I'm just biased. I just see too many chubby guys walking around with huge arms and it makes me roll my eyes. Meatheads are just as bad as cardio rats.

At that level they are at, there is quite a bit of gym work. Mostly legs/core since when doing standing starts/sprints, it's a full body effort. For mid level/amateurs there are two mindsets to training, one is gym based and the other is all on the bike. You can guess which one I'm in...

His biceps are smaller than his quads, bro. Super scrawny, bet he doesn't even lift.

That's nothing compared to Robert forestmann. Spoilered for shirtlessness.

Obviously muscle is better than fat but this is the"weight loss thread" not the " get swoll thread" so I'm just stating what works for me. I'm not saying you need supplements, just that it seems like anytime someone I know tries a diet, they do some silly weight loss program that has all these...

I look pretty normal to be honest, I'll post a pic once I get home but the reason super heavy cardio people get the way they look is just from being an athlete and specializing in something. for the casual weight loss fan, some good heavy cardio is going to be the best way to lose weight(along...

It's not just gym cardio though, it's riding a bike which is something I find to not be work. I just feel like there needs to be an alternative to random people browsing this thread, the general consensus seems to be Paleo/keto -> Myfithnesspal -> SS 5x5. I've been trying to go to the gym to...

I feel like I don't belong In this thread, cardio is my jam. I do a minimum of 1 hour of cardio a day but it's usually around 3 hours a day and eat probably 22-2500 calories a day easy, I don't know specifics cause I've never actually counted. Granted im not super shredded by any means but im...

My bad, I read tubeless and my head just goes to tubular.

I always site to piss in the morning, too tired to focus on standing and aiming.

Well, he's asking for tubes on a MTB so saying get tubulars isn't really an option unless he wants to drop 500 bucks.

Post 666 my Monicas.

I think it depends on where you ride, out in AZ, the self sealing tubes are a blessing from all the little stupid thorns and shit out in the desert but here in OR I see no need since it's mostly pinch flats/rocks that are going to cause flats.

Needs to be a hidden swampdonkey level if anything.

Atkins told me I could eat whatever I wanted as long as I avoid carbs!

You go full days ass naked?

Better to be a top than a bottom imo.

Don't deal with virgins, they are usually afraid of the butthole.

Finally ran into some brave souls out at the track today, people are so damn friendly compared to what I'm used too. They were both cat3s and wanted to run some practice laps with me, I got dropped so hard it was hilarious.

Sometimes girls are force fed French fries and it kind of ruins the whole thing for them.

No hookers, just Okcupid and tinder. It's all the fun but without paying for it.

I get tested regularly and as of two months ago, I'm bump free. That whole one in four people have stds is a crock of shit, if you believe that, you probably also believe marijuana is dangerous.

Might be due to growing up in/around the kind of punk/alternative lifestyle crowd but I'd say almost everyone I know has been with at least over ten. I know last year I slept with maybe ten or fifteen women. Granted it was a pretty man whoreish year for me usually it's closer to 1-5.

I like to think of it as Braille for my penis.

Id find a woman in her late 20s or early 30s who only had 3 partners to be a red flag. I'd wager 10-20 would be a normal/low end average. That few of partners is a sign she's a dependent person and unable to go without a relationship. Plus, she might be like onoes wife and decide that she...

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Men aren't supposed to be monogamous, we are wired to try and put our fucks in everything we can. How is that even a question.

So many times this, I wish I could give nets you glorious bastard. My roommate who is 6foot 230-240lbs drinks like two protein shakes a day cause he just started working out and needs the protein, bro. I've become a fatty this last week and avoided the gym to try and let my hand heal up some...

I'm sure if you knights keep leading the charge, lindz might post another picture of her folding socks.

I don't know, kirun kind of nailed it in my opinion.

Mine would probably be confusion too, not sure why all these bros are acting like they'd know what to do instantly. Always takes a second to process random things especially after some drinks.

Oh looks like you have a newer model, not sure if you can run 700 on that. Mines mid 90 s I believe.

Double post but here's mine, got it for free and just built it up with spare parts laying around.

Those trek 820 frames are nice because you can run 26inch wheels or 700s, so if you like you could easily by a set of 700 tires and then buy some cross tires and drop bars and it's a pretty quick switch to do all that. If you went the used route on CL you could probably get out under 200-250...

My Monica.

I gladly pay more to live in a city instead of living in some suburb.

What's his name?