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Board is broken. I wanted to like this post 10 times, but it only let me do it once. They're called piteats!

HOLY MOTHER OF GOD. HE VAMPIRED HER FOR REAL. WHAT THE HELL.

The Her wannabe episode was an homage to the twilight zone, I think. That episode where the telephone line falls into the grave. They updated it. It was really well done, and a great update. But you're right. It's the one that didn't really fit. The one I didn't like that much was the one...

Get back on that horse. And then tell us about it. And type slowly when you do it. Some of us are very needy and want to savor every letter. Faggot.

I kinda wanna call you a faggot, Mrs. Gravy. I approve this necro. The next one that I rub out i'm dedicating to the pics that Itlan never posted.

That's taint armor. +1 / +3 vs Cooties

I'm not entirely sure that I would do that last part. If the kid is clever he'll try to manipulate you with it. I wouldn't admit any insecurities to the child, but I would to his mother. I think you can still reassure him in that way without having to admit to fault. You never want to hear...

That's both true, but also not an unassailable reason to not bother. Because if we don't bother you'll probably never get warp3. What it will take, I think, is to find a habitable planet within the near stellar neighborhood. Raw materials will never be enough. What it will require is...

He has run out of Jews to give.

All I really know is that girl fights are equally compelling as hilarious. Bitches really get creative with it. We need to find Trex a worthy opponent.

I'll vote for you twice, Cad. But i'm voting for Trexy too. She's really blooming into our little Hillary. Bonus points if either of you could get etoilet back, I want to watch Trex tell her to go eat a stick of butter again.

This thread makes me happy, and then deeply sad, and then it upsets me a little, and then it makes me happy again.

This. It could be a benign tumor. There are other options which are equally possible. Cancer doesn't hurt until it's too late to do anything about it. That doesn't mean it's cancer. I dunno what the fuck it is, but you need to find out.

Well, even without a history of ovarian cancer she could still develop a cancerous ovary. The chance of that happening if she doesn't have an ovary is 0. The chance of it happening if she does have one is something above 0, but it is truly impossible to put a number on it. I think that's why...

So did it fuck you up to grout with a 12+ hour gap in between? I didn't even think about that. I'm going to do some tile myself in another month or two I think. I've never done it, but it doesn't look all that difficult. But will that cause a seam in the grout if you don't do the entire...

Well, generally, the less time you spend in the hospital the healthier you'll be. And they might not have wanted to pay for the bed. But at least you know there's no cooties in your own bed that you didn't put there yourself.

Taking the ovaries will make her insane, but she's a nurse so she's already insane -- so maybe it'll even out. HRT tends to fuck women up from what i've seen of it. Makes them less emotionally stable. But an awful lot of that is personality... so it's kind of impossible to say anything...

I now have an entirely practical plan of action should I ever find myself in this situation. Ask for as many toddlers as they have.

Tempted by this, but after 5 and BE I'm just not sure firaxis is capable anymore. Maybe in a few months. Stellaris is scratching the itch, even though once you hit breakout in that game then running the map is a foregone conclusion. I've still managed to lose a few stellaris games though...

We'll eat the rich.

Does a_skeleton_03's dick really need to be a meme? Maybe it does. Maybe it does.

a_skeleton_03 has a boyfriend, a_skeleton_03 has a boyfriend

I don't know enough about the cellular organization of plants. But I know that in animals it's a non starter. Anion / Cation balances are reserved for cellular/organ regulatory processes and local information exchange. But what the fuck do I know. Maybe some single or multi cellular life...

oooh. it really does look like you have a penis. quite respectable too. But man, I bet that baby hurt coming out the pee hole.

God damn, I was gonna come in here to call you a Hillary supporter and ask why you hand't been impeached yet. But that post up there... it's fucking art.

what's kinda sad is that this is actually not a shitpost poll. Take heart, @zignor 4 , you are what we call collateral damage.

Yeah. 6 figure medical bills, dude. 35 is still the number though, really. Even at 35 the odds are still in your favor even without the doctors. It's just around there where it's no longer a trivial concern that something may go really wrong. And when you're that devoted to it, just the...

It's a choice really. To laugh, or weep.

Yeah. Peak fitness is a real thing. And it's roughly the same for men and women. It's right around 28 years old. All that means for men is that if they're not a NFL star by 24 -- well, it's probably time to give up on that dream. But for women, every year beyond the 28th starts to incur a...

Some hillary shill suppressing fair and balanced polling!

Can I join more than one fan club? Are there meetings? With a spread and/or open bar? You buy me booze and I will pretend to be your friend. I will pretend the SHIT out of it.

P.S. FUCK CAD

I'm wearing this gif on my face from now on IRL. We will test your boast.

God damn. It takes a woman to go to the "porta-potty basin" place. We woulda just called him a fag. Bitches be mean.

THE TREE OF LIBERTY MUST BE WATERED.

YOU TAKE YOUR FACTS AND YOU STUFF THEM RIGHT UP YOUR ASS. WE REQUIRE THE BLOOD OF A LAWYER. NOTHING LESS WILL SATE US.

THROW DOWN THE OLD LAW TABLETS

Max speed tops out at how long you can apply thrust. I mean we're not talking about extreme ranges where things start to get weird. If we can hit .1 or .2c that is significantly faster than anything we've done yet. Like many many decimal places significant.

But how are they going to get any meaningful information back from the probes? It says "beaming home". I thought that we can't make a focused enough laser for that to approach practical, and our traditional EM communications are subject to too much deterioration to be useful at that distance...

How about them carbon nanotubes? They're supposedly really good at conducting heat. You could trail a cloud of those bitches. I mean i'm out of my depth. But it seems like there might be practical low mass engineering solutions to that problem. Maybe.