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  1. iannis

    The Dating Game: Glory Hole Edition - Round 10 ~ Jonesin' ~

    Oh god I don't even know who Kaya Jones is. Is it ok if put that picture on the wall above the glory hole no matter who #7 draws? Because sideboob doesn't usually do it for me. But HOLY SHIT, WOMAN.
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    The Dating Game: Glory Hole Edition - Round 9

    I FINALLY GOT A GIRL. AND SHE HAS TEETH!
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    Trump or Hillary - FOH Poll

    Trump am Repub. The affiliation doesn't mean very much to me though. I mean, I guess in an abstract way I'd like it to mean more than it actually does. But it's a big ol' tent, and it's half filled with retards. Libby Dole was a GILF. I vote for democrats about as often as I don't. I think...
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    History thread

    Just unexamined, ancient, cultural assumptions maybe? When you're a bedouin tribe moving from water to water, is there ever any point in a siege? Whoever has the water wins. Thinking otherwise isn't a way to fight, it's just suicide. It's also a particularly slow and wasteful (if effective)...
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    The Astronomy Thread

    Oh, it's cool. The mundanity of it is, in itself, pretty damn interesting. I just kinda wanted it to be a giant snowball
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    Black Mirror

    Do not binge watch this show. Excellent show, a real throwback but with modern themes. A+++ But if you binge watch it you will become suicidal.
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    The Astronomy Thread

    I kind of expected a comet to look a bit less mundane. That could almost be a dry wash in the desert somewhere
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    The Astronomy Thread

    Now I am both disappointed AND sad
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    Science!! Fucking magnets, how do they work?

    Are you sure? There are fewer forces to overcome in LEO and heat transfer works a lot differently. I would think that at the very least LEO helps you to isolate variables. A few of the compreshensible layman critques of the theory behind the drive wouldn't be applicable outside of an...
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    New World

    I just want to hunt the chupacabra.
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    New World

    It's hard to say. I remember that time the Trion tried to make a TV show about their mmo. And making it twitch interactable is very nearly the same thing. But... if you had told us back in EQ beta that making a 3d Mud was gonna be gangbusters we would have said "No duh." If you had told the...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Aww, sweet.
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    MacGruber

    Yeah? Well? I bet you wish your nose was a dick so you could use it to fuck butts. LOL. I forgot how funny the MacGruber is.
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    Health Problems

    u aint the boss of me I know a woman that's put herself into 2 comas because she just won't stop drinking wine. I mean, that's her choice to make. Life without wine isn't worth living... I guess.
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    MacGruber

    But the great thing about MacGruber is that you could make a totalshitmovie and it would still be great. MacGruber basically writes himself. The hard part is coming up with the right situations to put him in. MacGruber: Kindergarden Cop. Tell me that wouldn't be AWESOME.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Think of it this way. You still got it woman. It was across the line, obviously. I mean look you never know. Maybe his wife who you respect hates him. Maybe he had a weak moment. Maybe he's a fucking serial philanderer. I mean there's no telling. You don't have to hate or fear him...
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    Tobacco Thread, it's glorious and we should quit.

    Good work. Rule of sevens. Days,weeks, months. The physical addiction is broken in a week. That mental addiction though.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Tell him he's been cucked. You've gotta do it. Unless he's turned into a woman, it won't cost you a besty. He probably knows already. I mean stuff like that... you know.
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    Nester's time of the month thread - AKA Soygen's Playground

    It doesn't come out all in a steady stream. When you pull the plug it's a "plop". No where near as fun as taking a dump, either. And smellier.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Nah, aamina was retarded but he was also not great with English. Like he didn't know what a lot of words that he used meant. Oh wait, fuck. Aamina signed his posts though. Not even tanoomba does that. Holdover from the bbs days when you had to. I don't think tanoomba is that old. He's...
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    Class (Doctor Who spinoff)

    Could be the new Buffy, could be absolute shit. Really has not much to do with Dr who though. I guess all that really does is constrain them to a certain set of monsters and create a cameo opportunity. They could, and often have, made this show without tying it in to a standing franchise. So...
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    The Wire: Greatest Show Ever Made

    4 and 5 are still great, but yeah. It starts to get a little more meta. There's a shift in the mood of it. Better, worse... really it's just a little bit different. By s3, they knew they had an audience. So they started to use it a little more obviously as a political piece. And it starts...
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    Poll SHOW OF HANDS. Vote only if you have a true opinion.

    It's not my decision to make. If it were, I would decide differently. But there are a few people that really DO want that old content. It's important to them for whatever reason, even if I think that reason is silly that doesn't change the fact. So it's not like a moral question. It's only...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I didn't understand the hype until I used one. Induction is indeed the wave of the fucking future. I'm not even kidding. That shit is amazing.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    We're trying to be inclusive for both the girls AND the people with vaginas.
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    Health Problems

    Good shoes matter a lot. And you don't want to spend an entire day hiking in new boots. New boots will fuck your feet, beetus or no beetus. You need to break them in.
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    Any Freemasons here?

    Obviously it was pretty fucking gay. We mean more on a scale of "just swallowing dick" to "getting eifell towered"
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Some truths I am just not ready for.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I think we call it canadian bacon because it is genetically inferior and doesn't believe in freedom. Also it comes from French pigs. But I guess that was redundant.
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    Any Freemasons here?

    I think in NC when you get a 2 year criminal justice degree it comes with a key to the masonic lodge. It's kind of a social club for cops. And witch craft.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I still do sometimes. Maybe once or twice a month. Bags of peperroni are a snack! #fatfuck, #foreveralone #sogud
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    Health Problems

    Kidney stone sounds most likely. The pain can move around, the body is strange sometimes with deep pains. If it happens again, think to take your temperature. It will most likely be slightly high (1 - 3 F). As far as how to discourage them. Less soda, more water, less salt. Improving your...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Lots of guys like the hair though. The bigger the butthole the slower the wink. Bisi is a thoughtful man, he enjoys to stare into the abyss.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    If you're hairy just trim the jungle a little. Other than that, men are simple creatures. Every vagina is the best vagina when you have your nose buried in it.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I really don't like most seafood though. Only a few types of white fish I like, and they have to be well cooked. Well, and tuna. I like tuna. Lobster is sort of like the cockroach of the deep. It's really just not that great. It's ok, but for the cash... meh. Shellfish and oysters are ick...
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    The Tanoubliette: Pussy Hurt and Delusions or TTPHAD for short.

    I turned off the light while I was shaving and said tanoomba three times into the mirror. Outside I heard the wind sigh through the leaves, "she wasn't talking about hit man"
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    Mad Max: Fury Road (2015)

    That would actually... BE SHINY AND CHROME. It's not like the dialogue mattered much. Although missing the WITNESS ME and responding mediocre refrain kinda loopy.
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    Snowden (2016)

    This is what Hollywood thinks he actually is though. Might be a decent movie, but this is just a propaganda piece planned long in advance. We all knew this movie was coming. At least Moore didn't make it. Sounds like stone tried to be a little less shit.