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I like bananners. Lulzsect maybe didn't make me lulz, but he made me want rice crispies.

I wonder if he tried to do the same bullshit to lithose. For a little while, a few of them were seriously talking about making something happen for reals.

I too got sucked into poop lady's bizzare insanity. WHAT IN THE FUCK.

She hoardes poop? WOMAN, WHY DO YOU HOARDE POOP? NOT EVEN DR PHIL CAN EXPLAIN THIS SHIT.

It's basically everyone that's ever done any research into it. World hunger isn't a production problem. We have far in excess of what is necessary to feed the population of the earth. Sam Kinison was basically right. "I'll rent a uhaul. Grab your shit. We're gonna move TO WHERE THE FUCKING...

Well there you go right there, that's the problem. Your back end shout have a butthole, not a loophole. You need some paromomycin or something.

THANKS HODJ. I DON'T HAVE TO MOW MY GRASS ANYMORE. BUT NOW I'LL NEVER KNOW THE SWEET SECRET OF AN ANONYMOUS ORGY, EITHER. GOOD GOING.

Mid post, Hodj has an epiphany. And then, Douglas Adams style, the world blows up.

Has I posted enough fors today massa craig? Can I play da games noh? I shure does like that corn jooce.

I think we need "The Iannis Thread -- SUPER" or TITS for short. Or "Iannis' Mongoloid Observatory" or IMO for short. It's a safe space where we can all channel the spirit of Andy Rooney.

Same situation as valorath. I'll have someone tell me Every now and then I should have a FB page. My reply is always that I graduated from high school a long time ago.

Let's be honest. It didn't take much and it wasn't going to take long.

Wait, YOU CAN DO THAT?!?!?!?!

He keeps the trannies out of the women's room. All day he's just checkin for cooters.

So very much this.

Instead of sparkletots, Sterling should have Shekels.

this gives me an idea I was going to do it, but then realized how much work it is. Someone's gonna have to be REALLY buttmad. @Tuco @a_skeleton_03 @khalid @Mario Speedwagon @Cad @AngryGerbil @Soygen @chaos @Tarrant @Erronius

Tanoomba is a complete dipshit both in the shaw and outside of it. I choose to believe it's an internet persona because I have never seen anyone SO resistant to incorporating new thoughts. He thinks he speaks a hidden truth. He's worse than a dog with a bone, because the dog will bury it or...

I said yeah, just because you have to HOF Big Picasso's thread if you decide this is a no. Mist and Tanoomba... I don't see the harm in letting them have cult of personality threads in the rickshaw. Disable reporting in the rickshaw... you'll have to check it for child porn and illegal shit --...

Whine in this one instead!

Sterling is showing pride in his people. Maybe we should add an icthus instead? Then we could have an all out abrahamic religious war.

Technically if I vote for 1000 then it covers all of the other bets, too. Suckers. I will take my lottery winnings in coupons, please.

So wait, keg poops the bed? If we're bein honest it kinda makes me like keg even more. You gotta live your truth.

Believe me, this is for the best.

So then why did you marry him?

I'd say tenish. It would probably scare a six year old, bother an eight year old. A ten year old is probably hardened enough to be thrilled, but not have nightmares. But I suspect that the internet is really desensitizing kids that young to visual media. So as always, I'm sure it depends on...

Do you whisper into her butthole before hand, trying to make the turds feel safe? So that they won't run away. When she shits the bed do you pull her hair and laugh and say, "You really shit the bed on this one!"

If we discuss buttfucking then obviously the thread can't be derailed into talking about buttfucking. So the enema kit. Do you just leave it next to the toilet with a tube of k-y and assume she's going to get the hint? Or do you keep some vaseline next to the bed so that during sexytime you...

This thread made me laugh, but then this post made me sad. 10/10 it covers all the emotions. Something about dicks.

Depend on if blood counts. I will carry this flag.

No! IA!

Am here new from norvay, english good not so. I WILL SHIT IN YOUR SOUP, SWEDEFISH

I hope he posts or lurks. NEVER ADMIT YOU WERE CAMEROUS. THAT NAME IS DEAD. FRESH START. IF YOU TRADE ON THAT OLD NAME, THE THREAD WILL DEVOLVE INTO DICKPICS. AND NOT THE GOOD KIND.